thanks

Unless you are being sarcastic, and in that case

I stand by my gratitude

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I dumb :D

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thanks

Unless you are being sarcastic, and in that case

I stand by my gratitude

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you have a strange mix of funny and wise and chasing people with a knife going on today flipynif1

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what if nigger meant kite

That's just regular old hungover me. The wisdom comes from boredom and the chasing with knives comes from this crappy little town. Man i need to remove the 1 from my name.....i'm just flipynif

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I dumb :D

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thanks

Unless you are being sarcastic, and in that case

I stand by my gratitude

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No, not sarcastic. Just because every other word out of my mouth usually is doesn't mean anything!

I genuinely enjoy this comic.

Interestingly enough, since there is no voice inflection over the internet, you can't tell if I'm being sarcastic no matter what I say:

Oh, no, REALLY, I REALLY like this. It's so good. Seriously, it's so good. I'm totally not being sarcastic. I liked it. REALLY.

And here, my fellow comic makers, is my second entry.

And here is the finalised answer I'm giving to the bonus question:

Party Time by niteowl 9-09-04

God, are you there? Yes, my child. What do you want now? Were you at my house last night? No, why would I be at your house? Because I heard my mommy and daddy screaming your name and I figured you were there partying with them in their bedroom. I wasn't there but I heard everyone else came though.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

You've all been judged.

Judging a contest right away when I wake up in the morning is great, because that means I haven't read the paper or watched the news so my mind isn't filled with depressing things like war and stuff. Plus, I don't work on Fridays so I'm not annoyed by work related junk today. I've judged you all with a clear and fresh state of mind. Because of this, I thought there were some excellent entries to this contest. Anyway, enough of my yackin'...whaddya say, let's boogie!

Best Use of Airplane! Award

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic:

ftc 67: You can tell me, I'm a doctor. by mandingo 7-09-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. do you like gladiator movies? shirley

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: Scyess

For the Comic:

FTC 67: Finish This Comic and Finish It by Scyess 7-11-05

Honey, I'm *hic* home... This is the 15th night in a row that you've come home late! I've had enough of this shit, I want a divorce! Please forgive me baby...I swear, I'll make it up to you. And just how do you plan on doing that? I'll give you a divorce. It's more fun to yell at him when he's sober.

Most Political

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic:

ftc 67 - for great justice. by arbi 7-09-05

update: this comic won "most political" and "worst speller"! now i gotta update my resume. OK, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. If appointed, will you overrule Row v. Wade? Whatever. Er, whatever you say, sir.

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: Scyess

For the Comic:

FTC 67: Farenheight Two : Oh Oh by Scyess 7-11-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. Okay. I think that's enough information for me to mercilessly revile on flim for a few years, at least. Maybe it was a bad idea to grant a two-minute interview to Michael Moore.

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: Scyess

For the Comic:

FTC 67: Bad Habits by Scyess 7-11-05

Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions. Do you smoke? Nope. Do you drink? Sometimes. Do you vote Republican? SIR! I AM OFFENDED THAT YOU WOULD IMPLY SUCH A THING!

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: biped

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67: Og 'n' Olga']
Space Shuttle commanders are geeky, right? Excluding the movie "Armageddon", of course.

Most Sexual

Goes to: flipynif1

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67 - understanding']

Most Ironic

Goes to: mrpoop

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #67']
I find it ironic that a non-smoker would apply for a job at Philip Morris.

Best Pun

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'if i just sucked your mom's dick,who should be more ashamed?']

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: flipynif1

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67, Family is happy time']

Most Obscure A.K.A. the "WTF?" Award

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'oh for fucksake']

The Tobor Award For funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: no one, I didn't see one single SC in-joke.

Best Title

Goes to: Hari_Nezumi

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #67: Tampax fits. Period.']

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: qwertyuio

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'And you're a Rocket Queen']

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: fatguy667

For the Comic:
[ Posted comic does not exist ]

The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'ftc 67 - for great justice.']
There were quite a few spelling errors in this batch of entries, but this one sticks out the most.

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: flipynif1

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67, Family is happy time']

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'ftc67']

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FINISH YOUR OWN DAMN COMIC, SLACKER']

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: little_kitty

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67 Exit to Eden']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: mrpoop

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #67']

Psychic Award

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'ftc67: if only there were lowercase numbers']

My comic was:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #67 Psychic']

Close enough.

Bonus Award

Goes to: mandingo

Good job! Now get back under my desk and finish the job you were hired to do.

Creativity Award

Goes to: biped

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67: Totally Honest Ed']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Scyess

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67: I Do']
You magnificent bastard.

Thanks to all who entered. Take it away, Scyess!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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Psychic Award

Goes to: mandingo

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i got 7 awards bitches!

thats 7! and thats bitches!

and i think i should get the psychic award twice because i pmed Scyess and told him he was going to win. but i added 'if you do exactly what i say' and 'blow me'

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what if nigger meant kite

[b]Q. Who hosts the next comic:
A. Host is winner of these awards in priority from first to last, if any cannot fulfill their duties:
1) Zinger award
2) Creativity award
3) Silver In Excellence
4) Host picks a winner[/b]

Hmm. It's been two days since I judged this, and still no sign of Scyess. He's got until 8pm CST Monday to start a new contest or at least respond to this thread. If he does not, Biped gets the honor of hosting FTC 68.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.