Didn't you have some kind of whacky mohawk-ish thingy?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

DCOM, chop you hair off NOW.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

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Phreaky said she'll have sex with you if you cut your hair.

Totally, she said this.

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Enjoy your hair while you have it. Grow it long. Braid it. Sculpt it into odd, disturbing shapes. Dye it green.

Don't bother to shave it, because it will fall out on it's own eventually.

Fuzzy "except on top" man

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

it is fallin out already and if it is not here no can tell me about it anymore.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

you should have grown out your bangs to cover your face

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what if nigger meant kite

Not enough embalming fluid.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Stop posting to these dumb forums and get back to licking my crack hairs.

Honey.

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Phreaky said she'll have sex with you if you cut your hair.

Totally, she said this.

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you're a god damn liar!

a liar, i said!!

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now I think I should probably cut my beard off because this looks silly.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I hate facial hair. To me it's like saying, "Hi, I'm too lazy to spend five minutes grooming myself per day."

I mean seriously guys, if you're just going to sniff test your clothes before wearing the same shirt for the fourth day in a row, at least shave your faces.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

My beard is like a cornered animal right now...just plain DANGEROUS.

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"Hi, I'm too lazy to shave instead of getting to work on time so I can PROVIDE EVERY NECESSITY WE HAVE IN OUR LIVES!

Honey."

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

"Wake up the FIRST time your alarm goes off

Sugarpie."

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Without my facial hair, I look like I'm thirteen. So I'm kinda stuck with it.

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I has a flavor!

Sounds like someone is jealous.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

most facial hair still takes work btw n00b. if everyone with hair on their faces didn't spend any time on it we'd all look like zz top.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You fucking know it.

And a clean shave isn't normally a 5-minute ordeal, unless you want massive blood clots covering your throat.

Some of us burly, furry types need a good fifteen minutes to get it right.

To me, putting on my pants takes priority here.

But, yes yer right, I could get up at the first alarm.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

The fact is, changing facial hair is about the most dramatic alteration of your appearance you can make, most times moreso even than makeup. From the front anyway. Jealous indeed.

Also, super-neat facial hair (such as pencil-thin moustaches and chinstraps) takes more careful and time-consuming shaving, and daily like the clean-shaven look. Not that I would have anything to do with that, as they don't jive wit me.

Some styles of facial hair looks bad, I'll give you that...but your initial statement makes you sound like a controlling fuddy-duddy; with a tinge maybe, of Envy.

That being said...is Stripperfest still on? I'd like to have a lady on each arm, running their fingers through my mighty beard as a deep, hearty guffaw bursts forth from my barrel-like, lumberjackian chest.

"ANOTHER ROUND OF MEAD FOR THE MEN...AND LET THE WOMEN SING THEIR PRAISES!", I wouldn't shout to the room.

Ah, yes.

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All the guys from zz top scare me, the guy without a beard included. Most of the facial hair trends are stupid, and, even if it makes you look like [insert this year's sexiest man alive here], facial hair of any kind is still super itchy and unpleasant when you're on the recieving end of a kiss or something that involves having your face that close to another person's body part. Mustaches are good for attempting to beat the guy with the super curly mustache in the guiness book of world records and avoiding triming nose hair. I have no idea what beards are good for; hiding hickeys from your wife that you got from your girlfriend?

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That being said...is Stripperfest still on? I'd like to have a lady on each arm, running their fingers through my mighty beard as a deep, hearty guffaw bursts forth from my barrel-like, lumberjackian chest.

"ANOTHER ROUND OF MEAD FOR THE MEN...AND LET THE WOMEN SING THEIR PRAISES!", I wouldn't shout to the room.

Ah, yes.

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I agree that facial hair is uncomfortable, from a female aspect, especially if its the "I forgot to shave this morning and yesterday, so its stubbly and itchy".

That's not to say that some people don't look good with a little scruff or a goatee or anything like that. I just won't kiss them.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I only have facial hair (goatee) because the wife (after two years of marriage) wondered what it would look like. Had it ever since. She rather enjoys it. Says it "tickles".

^_^

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Disgusting.

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Pain, thy name is unshaven women's legs try to rub against you at night for warmth.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

That was me. Sorry.

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Don't like it? Eat me.