cpausti

cpausti

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

For once I'm not up to blowing anybody for votes. That comic sucks.

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8===D

Best First Strip goes to The_Young_Scot, who just edged out cpausti. Contestants--for the next round, you will have more freedom. PM me your Favorite Strip by Wednesday night.

Hopefully, everyone has improved since that first, rough strip, so lets get voting on Best Last Strip of 2005:

First Person Soaker by The_young_scot 12-22-05

Tom we've had another complaint about your behaviour. You can't keep acting like this! Life isn't an online shooter! For example, you refused to get a cat down from a tree as you called it "A camping noob". Got anything to say in your defence? PWND!!!1

Near Escape, Pt. VIII by RoboticSithDrone 5-31-05

Who the fuck are you? I was selected to be the new satan. I thought it was me. So did I. I guess RoboticSithDrone can't write to save his a- And so ends a shit substory and the shortest reign as satan ever, all at the same time... I'm out of here... aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The Greatness of Man(s Best Friend) by LuckyGuess 12-30-05

LOOK YE UPON THESE MIGHTY WORKS AND DESPAIR! LOOK YE UPON THESE MIGHTY WORKS AND DESPAIR! I know you're holding it behind your back.

Stupid Song Titles: The Darkness

Got a one way ticket to Hell and back!!! Surely that's a return?

by Smurph, 12-27-05

In a store, no less. by theReverend 12-20-05

HEY PIZZA COCK! What the hell?

Fuck Napolean Dynamite by cpausti 12-24-05

Haha, check out that girl's shirt. What? 10% Angel 90% Devil? I hate fat chicks like that. Nono, the "Vote for Pedro" one. Woah! They have elections in Mexico?

Animals Rights #2

Eating animals is wrong, OK?

by kaiobrien, 12-13-05

OPC 20: The Meaning of Life

Now i remember, 42 is the meaning of life. But i've had sex more than 42 times.

by HotRodDeathToll, 12-25-05

Voting for relatives is wrong but i just have to go with Kaiobrien

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

hotroddeathtoll

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Mediocrity at its most average.

cpausti

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

definitely theReverend, tho TYS made me laff also.

It's hard to beat a comic that starts off "hey pizza cock"

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What others say about boorite!

the_young_scot

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

LuckyGuess

LuckyGuess. Good one by Smurph, too.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

cpausti

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

LuckyGuess

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Lovin' your work, tys and cpausti, but my vote this time goes to luckyguess

Vote K.O. Brie
Hurt cpausti

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

The Young Scot gets my vote.

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Poo perhaps?

cpausti

I'm stuffing the ballot box with
SMURPHS!

smurph

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I seem to have completely missed out on this contest. oh well....

*dies*

PEANUT BUTTER DEATH!

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I dumb :D

I was torn this whole week between kaiobrien and LuckyGuess. I'm going to throw my vote at Kai, but LuckyGuess still wins Best Last Strip of 2005.

Now it gets more fun, where you have more choice in the strips you submit. Please PM me your Best Love/Dating/Relationship Strip by Sunday.

Meanwhile, everyone get to votin'. Here are each contestant's choices for Personal Favorite Strip:

Gran and Gran: Shopping by HotRodDeathToll 10-18-05

Hello Gran! Oh Hello How long have you been shopping for? About 7 hours. Have you bought anything? No.

Psycho Pig by LuckyGuess 11-07-05

I'm itchy. You can itch yourself with the spinal cord of your cheating wife. Is a spinal cord a viable itching device? Yes, but watch the vertebrea. They sting like a bitch. I'm not so sure about this whole revenge dismemberment anymore. Why don't you just grow a vagina and go to Olive Garden, Pansy McPansyton.

If i ain't seen it, it's news to me by The_young_scot 8-10-05

..at which point Jack Black Rolled around like a kipper on crack and proceded to tell the crowed that had gathered "die you bunch of arse raiding cunt flaps" This was the point i stopped watching School of Rock 2. Breaking news This just in, a mexican male has just held up an ambulance, we go live to the scene

Oil and Water by kaiobrien 9-23-05

In tonights main stories, the earth's oil resources have just been exhausted And we have also used up all of the planet's water How're we supposed to live without oil?

Supersize my ass! by flipynif1 8-29-05

How can I help you? Do you carry extra large condoms? Yes sir we do. Would you like to buy some sir? No, but do you mind if I wait here until somebody does?

Public Service announcement#6: Give me my life back. by Smurph 6-28-05

Your call is important to us, it is in a queue, please stay on the line. This just in - Bastard. If my call is so Goddamn important to them, JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE!!!!! Hmm... Or employ more staff to cope with the extra demand at busy times, thereby eradicating ill feeling toward the company and providing better customer service. They're laughing at you really, though.

Just a Few by cpausti 4-06-05

C'mon, laddy. I just need a few. This isn't money, they're preserved, compacted tuna cubes. Just a few.

My alter-ego told me to vote for Flippy

i'd probably give it to flipy if he hadn't taken that joke off a joke site, thereby breaking my heart and DESTROYING EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR!

ahem

so instead it was a tossup between The_young_scot and cpausti, with the nod going to t3h_y0n6_5c00t

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what if nigger meant kite