I beat you to it.

MANDINGO!!!!!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Hmph. I've been on paternity leave for 5 weeks, yet nobody made a "Where's UnknownEric?" thread. I know when I've been insulted. :P

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I has a flavor!

Who are you?

Unkown people have to wait at least ten weeks before they get a "Where are they?" thread.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Paternity leave = watching the Sabres?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Watching the Sabres = Lame

Better than watching the Bears.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

there's a dude named 'unknown eric'?

hey, make some memorable comics and maybe someone will pine for your absence....

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Kill Whitey.

I left another message board once and they posted a "Where's Biped?" thread almost immediately. It was my first message board, and it was such a shitty, smarmy, bathos-soaked board that I'm ashamed I was ever a part of it.

This board also sucks, of course, but in a slightly less offensively cloying way.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This is why I love niteowl

This is why I love niteowl

It would, if my cable company would fix it so I could ACTUALLY FREAKIN' WATCH OLN!!! Now that that outburst is out of the way, I'd like to thank God for XM Radio's NHL contract.

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I has a flavor!

Dammit...it must have been by seconds...!

in a trucker's lounge in junction, texas, there was a bunch of graffiti on the wall and 'NC Camel Jockey is a fag' was repeated over and over in multiple handwritings. i guess this is the trucker version of 'wirthling sucks'

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what if nigger meant kite

It would, if my cable company would fix it so I could ACTUALLY FREAKIN' WATCH OLN!!! Now that that outburst is out of the way, I'd like to thank God for XM Radio's NHL contract.

I think its going to be Hurricanes vs Oilers for the cup. I really do. Buffalo totally fluked in the last game. It was a really shitty OT goal.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I remeber seeing footage of this shitty walk off home run that Bill Mazeroski hit in 1960. What a joke.

That faggot.

I like sports!

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Poop.

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Poop.

Mandingo, how many door-to-door breast exams did you manage this time?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Mandingo visted me a few times. He kept coming back so often I had to charge.

Oh sure, mandingo abandons us and then just comes walzing back in here like he owns the place. Well I'll have none of it good sir!

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I missed you.