1) I make comics with an online pull-down menu.

2) I post pictures to "Beat The Picture" thread, and actually beat the previous picture.

3) I am adept at pm'ing crabby when I'm drunk.

 

What's a girl not to love?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

1) i enjoy rotund derrieres

2) i find it quite impossible to prevaricate

3) when a well-proportioned female ambles by, i quickly become infatuated

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo

Amen! 

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things continued existence that i disapprove of make me feel less superior. i die a little more with every Barbera Walters  breath

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PREACH!!!

I'm in college, so therefore I'm supposed to like shit bands like DMB, O.A.R., Jack Johnson, and a million flavor of the month bands that all sound the same.

pita

I think it boils down to 3 reasons:

1) I make them look/feel small

2) I can physically pick them up

3) They figure a guy who looks like me will fuck anything

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If you had to boil it down to 3 reasons that didn't involve your physical attributes, what would they be? 

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Fuck if I know.

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Kill Whitey.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oooh... thank you!  Words like "well-rounded", "rotund", and "well-proportioned"

are so much kinder than "fat broad".  I appreciate that.  And "pull-down", "beat",

and especially "prevaricate"... well, that's a huge turn-on!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

pita

We're classy here at stripcreator 

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Bands that must die:

Any band with an ! in their name

Enter Shikari

Scouting For Girls.  How they are still going and the awersome I Was A Cub Scout aren't is criminal

 Katy Perry

The Wombats - pure crud

Pigeon Detectives - a lot of people had told me this band werean affront to humanity.  I listened to them just to seeif they were that bad and I honestly felt soiled for days afterwards.  

 I could go on endlessly but let's leave it at Leona Lewis, Laura Stevenson,anything associated with Simon Cowell, Gary Lightbody, Chris Martin, and so on. 

If you want to hear a honest to god decent and hard working band, try

http://www.myspace.com/lafaro

 Joyriders stole their car with all their gear in it.  They didn't even have the diginity to steal Johnny Black's pretty rare Les Paul.  They burnt the lot.    Now we're having an anti-joyrider fundraiser gig for the band!  It's very possible after we're done rocking, we may go into the rough estates and beat the living spit out of their under-age drinking, anti-social asses, but I can guarantee nothing, least of all safety/sanity.  

 

PS - There are many more variations of MIA's track floating around to do your head in - the MF Doom remix, the African Highlife remix, the Winnie-The-Pooh Safe-For-Kids remix that I made for my GF's goddaughter ("All I wanna do is clap clap clap clap and a *pop* and a *ping* and eat some hunny)

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

jes_lawson

Well there goes everything on that mix CD I was making you. Sigh. Back to the drawing board.

But seriously, Simon Cowell and Chris Martin are the only names I recognize. How am I oblivious to all this crap?? 

 

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

jes_lawson

But what about Los Campesinos!  Even if you don't like the music, the violin player's hot.  :)

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I has a flavor!

mmyers

Well there goes everything on that mix CD I was making you. Sigh. Back to the drawing board.

But seriously, Simon Cowell and Chris Martin are the only names I recognize. How am I oblivious to all this crap?? 

 

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 I am one of those sad race of subhumans that knaw at the edge of the music industry called Spotters.  You see us sometimes, always at night.  When others are drinking beer and enjoying themselves, we are stood stone-faced, drinking water and making notes.  Our distinctive call is "Ilikedtheirfirstalbumbetter!"  We are drawn to fresh music like flies to carrion, or zombies to brains.  If you look directly at us, we disappear into the shadows, like the release date for Chinese Democracy uh, ghosts... We spend endless nights finding the greatest new act to come, then when they gain success, we abandon them.  Like Sisyphus and his stone, we can never achieve the task we set ourselves.  We are damned.  We are music nerds.  

 

 

Los Campesinos! I will forgive as yes, their violin player is a fox.  I will also make an exception for !!!  and Q. Are we not men?  A. We are Devo!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

UnknownEric

But what about Los Campesinos!  Even if you don't like the music, the violin player's hot.  :)

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Don't forget about '!!!' !

Ludicrus

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Kill Whitey.

Bands/Artists That HAVE Died:

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Finger Eleven, Sean Kingston, Five Finger Death Punch, Buck Cherry, Yellowcard

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Kill Whitey.

AC (Lightning Bolt) DC... Your new cd is only available at Wal-Mart? Please die. (My apologies to the white trash who love them and shop at Wal-Mart.) I understand Bon Scott died, but that isn't good enough.

The Rolling Stones... You're old. Please die.

Ringo Starr... We all know you'll be the last living Beatle. Please hurry and die so that won't happen.

Stevie Nicks... You make me uncomfortable. Please die.

Evanescence... If every young Mexican boy's idea of a first date is to hide in their dad's work van and listen to Evanescence with whatever fat white girl they can convince to hang out them. Then Evanescence must be eliminated.

Shawty Lo... Who cares if T.I. is really from Bankhead? What I'd really like to know is who are you and why is anyone giving you an outlet to speak about anything?

The Knux, Mikey Halsted, Lupe Fiasco, Jim Jones and any other still going around with the tight pants and the tight shirts. That shit is not hip hop. Grow up and lets get grown with it and try to overcome this horrible time in a culture and try to rise abovce the bullshit.

Daddy Yankee... Your one big it is about a girl who needs cum. Those are not the kind of conservative values that John McCain and Sarah Palin want to promote. Your support of them hasalienated you andf made you seem like a complete jag bag. Please die as quickly as possible.

Pink... You're a lesbian. Please admit it and stop writing angsty songs about how men don't get you and yopu don't really need one anyway. Please just fill your mouth with twat and be quiet for the rest of your life or better yet, choke on te twat and die.

That was fucking awesome Crabby. Thank you sir.....

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Kill Whitey.

This whole thread should be made into comics. Example:

[Click to view comic: 'Artists/Bands That Must Die']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

[Click to view comic: 'Bands/Artists That Must Die: Chads PSA Mishap']

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Kill Whitey.

An oldie, but sorta goody:

[Click to view comic: 'An Infomercial I'd Like To See']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'Beth Magenta']

[Click to view comic: 'Breath Kinetic']

[Click to view comic: 'Seth Pathetic']

mandingo

1) I like big butts

2) And I can not lie

3) When a girl walks by with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in my face, I get sprung

I'm thinking that last part isn't quite right, but I'm not bothering to look it up. Thanks, mandingo.

 

Other items of interest:

--jes, Chinese Democracy has a release date of November 23rd, but will only be sold in Best Buy stores. WTF?!?

--crabby, Ringo is not the only living Beatle unless you buy into the conspiracy theory that Paul was killed in a car crash in 1966.

--yes, people need to get the fuck over Leona Lewis. She used to be called "Mariah Carey."

--the one "band" whose members need to choke on massive amounts of filth are the guys in the freecreditreport ads. Die, die, die, my darlings.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'Artists/Bands That Must Die: Freecreditreport.com']

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker