Although I agree with almost all of your selections (with the exception of Prince, NIN, and Moby in small doses, not including the ones I've never heard or heard of), you should be grateful that they're out there making mainstream music you hate... so you can hate it publicly and feel superior for it.
It only gives me a really small feeling of superiority if you must know.
To be concise, here, represented by percentages, is the reasons for my feelings of superiority over the average American dumbfuck . (noticed I only said 'Americans' there)
49%: I'm in the 90 to 93rd percentile of Americans in size and mass.(that's really the key to a lot of stuff)
16%: I'm smarter than the average bear. Though not by much.
9%:I look at gorgeous naked women for a living. I see their clams and stuff.
7%: Finding money is common at my job. Last week I found a C-note on the ground beside a Lexus.
5%: I'm really good at crosswords. Then I'm smug about it.
4%: I occasionally have to pick up/punch/ and or physically destroy other human beings as part if my job. Then they get arrested.
3%: I have polite manners outside of my apartment; I say please and thank you, hold doors open for the people behind me and help old ladies commit heinous crimes. Like shopping.
2%: I read Terry Pratchett and enjoy most British comedy. So there.
2%: I know more about shit-that-no-one-cares-about except the people that know more-about-the-shit-than-I-care-to know.
1%: I have big feet.
1% I have better taste in music, according to my standards, than almost everyone else and am willing to use commas, in a completely irreverent manner, to prove how incredibly dull and innane all music is, except for the kinds of music that I enjoy because I like them.
Thus making me Godlike.
Oh Yeah. 1%: Fat women find me incredibly attractive. If I was a Chubby Chaser, I'd have Wilt Chamberlain style numbers.
And perhaps, insignifanctly, my eyebrows are both an enigma and an threat.
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Kill Whitey.
