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That is true. If something TRULY unique is done with a cliche, it can be quite funny.

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The fun part of a cliche is twisting it in unexpected ways.

Cowboy Civics by fuzzyman 1-08-03

So I says, "Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themseves!" Ha, ha! What if we gave them a tax incentive? Would that help?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

if i see one more punchline consisting of the exploding dog guy with a nail in his head, i may well cry.

Same here.

They could at least have him burst into flames. That one never gets old.

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CC 135: Liability classic by boorite 8-06-02

"WARNING: Use of this product will result in serious death or injury." Legalspeak!

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When a man loves a woman and that woman is himself ... by kaufman 1-09-03

What does an overly narcissistic hermaphrodite do?

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A strip I'm going to post whenever a joke makes me groan by andydougan 10-12-01

Sometimes it just gets to me... by punkrockskaboy 9-25-02

So he says "I'm leaving you. You have been nothing but a pain in my ass for months." So I was like "FINE! I don't need you anyway!" But now I am starting to miss him! So I am not sure if I should call and beg forgiveness or if I should just cry it off and move on with my life and...

Now start squirtin some tears ya nancies :)

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Ha ha ha!

The pseudo sci-fi narration makes that last one! And the Star Trek/Jesus one was also very good.

Seriously though, when does an in-joke become a cliche?

I bet I could write "RAAGH! TOBOR CORNHOLE!" on a sign and hold it up at a rock festival and people would think "W.T.F?" If I held up a sign saying "All Your Base..." some people would still think it was funny.

At least in this country anyway.

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Wait a minute! That reply made no sense; it was supposed to be to the strip at the end of page 1 of this thread. Ah, forget it, nothing I write makes sense, I'll prove it:

[url=http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=jes_lawson&ID=108944][/url]

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CC37: Conservative Compassionatism by boorite 6-18-01

I knew Bush shouldn't join Habitat for Humanity. Don't worry. He didn't hit anything vital.

The lady or the Hole Hawg by boorite 6-14-01

Hey, big boy, wanna get rode hard all night long? Is this a trick question? JUST ANSWER IT.

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Applet Window by punkrockskaboy 11-12-02

mmmhmmm Yep So then I says "that applet window isn't gonna generate gravitrons by itself". Wow I know, you hate me. More than you know asshole.

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No more heroes anymore by dommiel84 1-10-03

Mild mannered homeless guy and general pacifist pussy Jesus Christ Hey man, spare some change? I'll wash your feet! But when danger beckons he becomes... Sp-Sp-Sp- Spider! KITE MAN! ARGH!!! SPIDER! FLY AWAAAAAAAAAY!

Simply because I haven't used a comic in a forum post yet.
If there was a few disabled characters to make fun of then I for one would leave Jesus far behind

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Dreamweaver... get me through the night. by israphael 9-02-01

Dude, I had the weirdest dream last night. I met my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Of course my ex is not a lesbian, so I suppose her lover represents her new husband. Anyway, I tag along with them to a steak restaurant. They're making out in the booth right in front of me. But I think, "OK, at least I'll get a good steak dinner." But when I get my order, it's lime jello with grated carrots. So I go into the kitchen to complain and they put me to work. My job is to xerox and collate a 134 page report. The weird part is... Damn I can still hear him. I either need bigger nails or a bigger hammer.

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Big Morale story by lima 9-14-02

This is our lord Jesus Christ. He is the most respected human in the world. He is naked, unshaven, poor, and dead This is a gimp. He has no respect. He is a businessman with two mutinational companies, and a Jaguar. this is a small rabbit with a big head  hi

Yeah, it was my fault, i apologise by lima 1-11-03

liam and his dad have a meaningful chat hi son, i want to give you this, its the hammer of doom, handed down in the family for generations ooh whatEVER you do, dont misuse it, or the world will be impovorished in weirdness for ooh, at least 2000 years ooooh, how meaningful later... what have i DONE?!?!?! oh your gonna pay for this....

yeah, i have no shame :)

besides, a cliche isnt a cliche to a newb :)

I STILL DON'T SUCK DICK!

Speaking of sucking dick...

Diesel - Not So Sweetie by jes_lawson 12-19-02

Hey there my metal lover! Fancy some oral pleasure? You know it honey! *Sloorp* *FRING!* Gak! Ack! *ptoo! *Ack!* Hmm, you've never gone down on a robot before I see. Well I hope you didn't swallow baby, that stuff kills seabirds and causes stomach cancer.

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I couldn't help myself.

Scanners by TheGovernor 1-16-03

!!!!Nail in Head !!!Nail in Head !!! Nail in Head !!!Nail in Head wha.. whats happening? !!!!Nail in Head !!!Nail in Head !!!Nail in Head !!!Nail in Head h-hh-hhelp me! Ahh, still got it

I hate most those nail in head jokes, but the scanners reference was pretty clever so I enjoyed it for once.

Nice one.

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I don't get the reference, but that's a pretty funny strip. Although I think I would have liked it better if the stick guy hadn't said anything.

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let me be the first to try to promote the emo pirate as an up and coming cliche:

shameless meme attempt: Emo Pirate Physics by lara7 1-16-03

So I says, "Well, them guitar-oriented, midtempo rock-based sounds aren't gonna generate emotional punk vocals by themselves!" I'm going to cry now.

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I think we can swing that.

The Emo Pirates deal with adversity by evil_d 1-17-03

Emo Pirate Captain, sir, remember that scurvy scoundrel who you let go free because you said you were "too depressed to keel-haul him today"? Aye. Well, it seems he's killed the ship's cook, raped the kitchen wench, stolen some of our treasure, and made off in our lifeboat. Yarr. 'Tis the third time this month. So, um, what are your orders, sir? Ye can do what ye like, matey. I'm goin' ta me cabin ta write a song about it.

The Emo Pirates plunder a ship by evil_d 1-17-03

Avast, me hearties! Look sharp! We're here for emo! Full albums or singles! Get vinyl if ye can find it! The pops and hisses make it sound like the record be cryin'. Emo Pirate Captain, why is it that you don't have a parrot on your shoulder? We Emo Pirates doesn't care for anything so loud and flashy as a parrot. We prefers a nice modest mouse.

Emo Pirate Skeet Shooting by evil_d 1-17-03

Well, I be off ta the store ta buy me the latest Dashboard Confessional record. Pull!!! (*Whoooosh!!!*) This be makin' me very sad. Yarr. (*BANG!!!*)

There's a Modest Mouse song on my CD swap disc. Order your copy today!

I did a little web searching in preparation for these strips, and uncovered The Emo Video Game! Haven't played it yet but it looks interesting.

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Emo pirate battle royale by boorite 1-17-03

Avast, ye scurvy lubber! Face now yer darkest fear, that which makes men quake in their boots, that which they'd walk the plank t'escape it! ....arrrrr.... ....commitment? I was thinkin' 'intimacy.' Yarrrr.

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