1984 by kaufman 3-21-03

Booooooo! You suck! Go back to Eurasia, scumbag! Big Brother is closing in on you! It's amazing how doublepluspopular the Two Minutes Hate has become now that we replaced Goldstein with Mengigo.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Uncle Tom's Cabin O' Love by Aero_God 3-21-03

Hey Mengigo, wanna come back to my Cabin. Ummm sure. shrill moaning usues Ohhh ummm, hello Legree Being kind to little kids again Tom! I am so going to beat you to death.

Fahrenheit 451 by Aero_God 3-21-03

Fahrenheit 451-The Temperature at which online comic strips BURN!!!! BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN Boo-Urns....errr BURN

Damn forgot Mengigo. I fear the ice pick sooo..

Fahrenheit 451 remix by Aero_God 3-21-03

Fahrenheit 451--The temperature at which online comic strips burn BURN BURN RIP Mengigo's!!! BURN God oh god someone please save the Mengigo family! BURN Boo-Urns...errr BURN

CC177: J.D. Salinger's "Franny and Mengigo" by UnknownEric 3-21-03

After much thought, I decided that it would be near impossible to recreate the spiritual discussions that mark the Zooey portion of Salinger's collection in a 3-panel comic. Hi Franny. It's Buddy. But I did it anyway. You're not Buddy, you're Mengigo. Damn, you're smart.

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I has a flavor!

The Crying of Lot 49 in 3 panels. by UnknownEric 3-21-03

Hello. Oedipa Maas speaking. Hello, Ms. Maas, you must come to San Narcizo to execute the will of Pierce Inverarity. Oh my God, there's a huge conspiracy involving an alternate postal service! Holy shit! The end. What the fuck just happened? I'm not sure, but it was funny, nonetheless.

Damn, forgot Mengigo. Umm, the scientist dude. Yeah... his name is Mengigo. Seriously.

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I has a flavor!

Uh, Achilles is Greek for Mengigo.

THE THREE-PANEL ILIAD by umfumdisi 3-09-03

I am PARIS, an important guy. I'm going to take thee, fairest HELEN, back to my homeland of TROY Sure, I've always wanted to do PARIS. Look y'all, them GREEKS done fled in their ships and left us this cool HORSE. Let's bring it inside the walls and get drunk and stupid on the sweet ambrosia of VICTORY! Ha! No protection for these TROJANS! I, ACHILLES, crazy with rage and ephedra, will kill all these TROJANS and defile their bodies as I did HECTOR's. I, PRIAM, King of Troy, wish to ransom the body of HECTOR and end this bloody conflagration. Please stop, ACHILLES. Don't be such a "HEEL."

And I made this pre-Mengigo.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 177: Elizabethan Dieting by naz_ghul 3-21-03

Are you struggling to shed those unsightly pounds? Have you tried everything with no success? Then Marlowe Enterprises has the solution for you! I'm Mengigo, and I'm here to tell you about the revolutionary new Jew of Malta weight loss system. It's simple, easy to use, and guaranteed to make you lose unwanted pounds. Barabas here will filet pounds off of your big ass until you reach your desired weight! What could be easier? Call now!

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Of Mice And Mengigo by umfumdisi 3-21-03

Duuuuh, look, George, a cute little pink bunny rabbit! Nyah, I ain't pink, Doc. I will name him Mengigo, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him... Sheesh, where's Speedy when you need him? ...and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him and he will be my best friend! Mengigo...rub...caress? I could get used to that.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

A. Old comics may be entered in this contest.
B. All comics entered in this contest must feature a character named "Mengigo".
C. No comic created prior to this contest contains the word "Mengigo".
D. Therefore, this contest does not exist.

An Excerpt from Beckett's Endgame by evil_d 1-22-01

At left, Nagg. At right, Nell. Can you hear me? Yes. And you? Yes. Our hearing hasn't failed. Our what? It's actually not that much funnier in context. Our hearing. No.

Comic Contest #8 - A Low Pass Christmas Carol by evil_d 2-26-01

...Scrooge, having his key in the lock of the door, saw in the knocker, without its undergoing any intermediate process of change -- not a knocker, but Marley's face. Knock knock knock, all day long. Knock knock knock while I sing this song. Okay, I give. You don't get off that easy, Scroogie. Tonight you shall be visited by three spirits: a cowboy, a pink donkey, and an axe-wielding squirrel.

(contest comic re-use... my CS professor would be proud)

The Lady or the Tiger by evil_d 4-04-01

I have to choose -- but how can I? Behind one door is my sweet lady Megan, and if I choose right, I can marry her! But behind the other -- a ravenous tiger! Enough of your stalling! Choose now, or be exiled, to live out your days in disgrace! Will it be door #1, or door #2? Augh! Okay, okay! I choose door #2! Oh merciful gods, please smile upon me, and upon my love! He has chosen! Guards -- show him his fate!

(technically a short story)

Walden in three hundred thousand panels by evil_d 11-07-01

I went into the woods to prove that anyone can live independently if you borrow a lot, don't repay debts, exploit your friends, and eat badly. Boasting about your superior lifestyle seems to help too. ...I didn't eat very much... just potatoes, green corn, peas, rice, molasses, rye meal, indian meal, pork, flour, sugar, lard, apples, dried apple, sweet potatoes, pumpkin, watermelon, salt, bread.... ...a bed, a desk, a cup.... None is so poor that he need sit on a pumpkin. That is shiftlessness. There is a plenty of such chairs as I like best in the village garrets to be had for taking them away. GET! TO! THE FUCKING! POINT!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

quote:

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A. Old comics may be entered in this contest.
B. All comics entered in this contest must feature a character named "Mengigo".
C. No comic created prior to this contest contains the word "Mengigo".
D. Therefore, this contest does not exist.

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Or the resultant jerky.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

So I blew the CC number ...

CC 178: More Scarlet Letters by kaufman 3-22-03

Wow, Judge Mengigo has really gotten into the branding of prisoners since the Prynne case. What were you folks convicted of? Stalking Barbara Feldon. Throwing a bone at a black monolith. Preaching a heliocentric universe. Treason, horsetheft, embezzling, extortion, necrophilia, dancing, idolatry, sodomy, noogieing, intoxication, being gay and hopscotch.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Tard Boy and Finkelman by squidrabies 12-24-02

Do you think Francis Bacon wrote some of Shakespeare's plays? The guy from Footloose? No, William Shakespeare. Oh. Who was the guy in Footloose? Francis Bacon. I don't know if he can write, but boy can he dance!

cc 177: Frank the Gay Bunny in "Naked Lunch" by alienpantsyndrome 3-23-03

Interzone, a nightmare land of sex, drugs, terrorism, fear, sand, and the immortal creature only known as Mengigo... lost and alone in this strange land, Frank seeks the elusive Dr. Benway... Say pal... You seen old Doc Benway around here? I hear his name howl in the demon wind of junk withdrawl and KY horrors, torn to shreds by rabid mugwump cock in Tangier sickness. So... that'd be a no, then?

It's my first comic comp so please, be gentle. Or at least get me drunk first.

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Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and I'll just laugh at you.

Stop doing my book better than I do!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

To post a comic, type [[/b]comic]133226[/[b]comic] (changing the number as appropriate).

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The Bible by obijo 3-24-03

In the Beginning, God created CLAXOR! and Mengigo Sobered Up Tried Again

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Gahahaha I crack myself up.

CC !// !!!!!!!1111111111111111111 by El_Cid 3-24-03

Harry potter liek, so suqed. How so? I didn't read it. . . .

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f u

CC 177: Fucklestilskin by kaufman 3-24-03

Can you spin straw into gold for me? Ok, but tehn I get to rapp you hard. That's a hefty price to pay. Can't you offer anything better? How's this? I rapp you unless you can guess my name. Ok. Is it ... Mengigo? Damn.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Wow, there were a lot of good comics submitted. So many so that before I get to the honorable mentions and the winner, I feel that some people deserve “So You’re Not Going To Win But You Still Get A Crappy Award Anyway” award for all the five minutes they put in. Yes.

The Most Obscure Book To Make A Comic Out Of Award goes to kaufman for “Kernighan & Plauger: The Elements of Programming Style.” Like you didn’t see that coming.

For Most Disappointing, the award goes to namgubed for “Follow the Bouncing Sandwiches”. You let my hopes up and then crushed them down. Like a sandwich that was sat on.

*handing out the vodka* dear alienpantsyndrome, congratulations on winning the It Would Have Been Better Had It Actually Been Frank From Donnie Darko Award for “cc 177: Frank the Gay Bunny in "Naked Lunch".” May it take you to new heights. Like to a Blockbusters.

Pun-delicious title award goes to kaufman for “Beckett To Me!”

Best attempt at trying to work Megigo in because they fear my wrath award goes to Aero God for their Fahrenheit 451 comics. I probably won’t come visit you at 2 AM.

It would be only more hypocritical to let a non-compatible comic win, although there were good ones. Which is why I am giving the Non-Compatible But Funny As Hell Award to evil_d for “Walden in three hundred thousand panels.”

And last, I am giving a very special award to one person. ObiJo, you should feel lucky that you are receiving the first ever ObiJo What Were You On And I Do Want A Complete List Award for “Beopoop” and “Books I've read the last couple of months (Mengigo).”

Ok, that aside, let’s get on to the honorable mentions:

“Tom Clancy”-Aero God
“CC 177: Please don't throw bombs at me”-Zegota (zing!)
“CC177: Don't think about your books when you're tired.”-naz_ghul
“Uncle Tom's Cabin O' Love”-Aero God
“CC 177: Elizabethan Dieting”-naz_ghul
“CC 178: More Scarlet Letters”-kaufman
“The Bible”-ObiJo

And then the ones I truly liked:

Huck Finn on the Lame-spankling
The Crying of Lot 49 in 3 panels.-UnknownEric(your strip said it all)
The Princess Bride-kaufman

And now the ones I not only liked but thought should win:

CC 177: Childrens books, Where's Mengigo? by Zegota 3-20-03

CC 177: This would have been more credible than ressurection by Zegota 3-20-03

Meanwhile, on Mount Gehenna "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?" TROOPER TRANSFORM GO GO POWER JESUS! RAAAAR! I AM SINNEROR, SENT TO DESTROY THE WORLD BY THE EVIL MENGIGO!

CC177-Jack and Jill as told by Stephen King by mmyers 3-20-03

Jack and Jill went up the hill. The hill was in New England in a creepy little town. Jack was new in town and Jill was down on her luck. He had found an old letter in a book his grandfather had owned. *New England accent* Hey thea. My name is Jack Mengigo, I'ma tryin' to get to tha top of that theair hill. *New England accent* You can't get theair from here. To fetch a pale of water. New England water. The water rippled with each step they took, waves collapsed in on themselves. The old bucket squeeked as it rocked forward and backward in her sweaty palm. This letta from my grandfatha says we'are almost theair. Yah, that would seem to be tha case. Jack fell down and broke his back. the pain was unbearable. Sweat rolled down his head and into his eye sockets as his breathing gradually slowed and stopped. Her image faded as his pupil shrank. I pushed yowa ass off that theair hill.

This was really hard because I thought all three of these were exceptional. However, one had to be picked to be the winner. And to the person who didn't win, although I found your strip(s) incredibly funny, I must say that

CC177-Jack and Jill as told by Stephen King by mmyers 3-20-03

Jack and Jill went up the hill. The hill was in New England in a creepy little town. Jack was new in town and Jill was down on her luck. He had found an old letter in a book his grandfather had owned. *New England accent* Hey thea. My name is Jack Mengigo, I'ma tryin' to get to tha top of that theair hill. *New England accent* You can't get theair from here. To fetch a pale of water. New England water. The water rippled with each step they took, waves collapsed in on themselves. The old bucket squeeked as it rocked forward and backward in her sweaty palm. This letta from my grandfatha says we'are almost theair. Yah, that would seem to be tha case. Jack fell down and broke his back. the pain was unbearable. Sweat rolled down his head and into his eye sockets as his breathing gradually slowed and stopped. Her image faded as his pupil shrank. I pushed yowa ass off that theair hill.

wins the contest.

Congratulations mmyers! The next contest is all yours!

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

Thanks for the honorable mentions, ahrange. Glad you liked them. :)

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Wow. 2 honorable mentions and a special award. Mwahahahah. Soon I shall be a winner....maybe.

Congrats to mmyers and make a good contest:D