CC 202: Mirror rorriM by BigEvilDan 8-01-03

Check it out. These curved funhouse mirrors make me look all fat and creepy! These are just flat mirrors.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

CC 202: The Time Machine by Bargaintuan 8-01-03

Hi, Professor! Hello, my young Negro friend! You're just in time to see my new invention—a time machine! Wow! You mean you can actually travel through time? Well, not quite. There's still a problem with the chroniton gener— Hi, Professor! Hello, my young Negro friend! You're just in time to see my new invention—a time machine!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Contest 202: What really happens. by habnem 8-01-03

Oh, fuck. Listen_to_me_and_listen_carefully. You have just died, and are about to be reincarnated. It could happen at any moment, so I have to be quick, and tell you the meaning of life. The meaning of life Oh, fuck.

serendipitously enough, the text field that holds the angel's dialogue stopped abruptly when i got to the end of what i wanted him to say (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Grandad's Big Night Out by Spankling 8-01-03

That was dandy! How much I owe you lil' missy? $300. There you go... now where was I? Oh yeah! I'm so glad I swapped his Alzheimer meds for LivaSnaps! That was dandy! How much I owe you lil' missy? $300.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Contest 202b by habnem 8-01-03

I don't understand. The point, my fellow Americans, is not that I lied to you about Saddam's plans for mass destruction, but that you_can_and_must_trust_me as I attempt to disarm the rest of the world's evil regimes. I don't understand.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

CC 202 : Frat Party '87 by niteowl 8-01-03

Die already you idiot jocks. blah blah blah blah blahblahblah...LEONARD BERNSTEIN! WOOOO YEAH!!!!! ROCK AND ROLL!!!! Die already you idiot jocks.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

CC 202 : Performance Review Day at the Factory by niteowl 8-02-03

NEXT! DON'T WORRY. THIS WON'T HURT. MUCH. Gulp. NEXT!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

CC 202: Can You Guess Who This Is? by Rabid_Weasle 8-02-03

Hooray! I won the PV again! Now I need to judge this contest! I can't wait for the next one! Hooray! I won the PV again!

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Poop.

The fact I list different years in the narration boxes probably disqualifies me I guess. Ah well.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

A Miller-Boyett Production by umfumdisi 8-02-03

Balki, I've got a crazy scheme that will make us rich and/or get us laid. Will you help me? Cousin Larry, I will help you because I am naive, trusting, and loyal. However, in the end, you will realize that following my simplistic advice would have served us better. Next week on PERFECT STRANGERS... Balki, I've got a crazy scheme that will make us rich and/or get us laid. Will you help me? Cousin Larry, I will help you because I am naive, trusting, and loyal. However, in the end, you will realize that following my simplistic advice would have served us better.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC202: CC202 by Bargaintuan 8-03-03

Any ideas yet? Nope.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

CC 202: My Life With Computers by Chi_The_Cynic 8-03-03

Critical error, please restart windows Restarting Windows... Critical error, please restart windows

CC 202: Why The English Will Never Be Satisfied by Chi_The_Cynic 8-03-03

Phew! Damn this heat, I'm sweating buckets! I wish it would cool down... Brrr, it's so cold! I thought this was supposed to be summer? I wish it would heat up... Phew! Damn this heat, I'm sweating buckets! I wish it would cool down...

Rock Of Ages by umfumdisi 8-03-03

At last, I, Sisyphus, have finished pushing this boulder up this high mountain. Now I shall rest in peace... Aw, Hades! At last, I, Sisyphus, have finished pushing this boulder up this high mountain. Now I shall rest in peace...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Bizarro Stripcreator by umfumdisi 8-03-03

Hey, do you ever wonder if alternate realities exist in parallel universes? No, why do you keep asking? Hey, have you ever "been" with an Asian girl? No, why do you keep asking? Hey, do you ever wonder if alternate realities exist in parallel universes? No, why do you keep asking?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Lost again by Spankling 8-03-03

Why so down Spanks? Oh I'm just getting tired of being stepped on in these CCs. You tired of being stepped on? Then kneel for a while and get busy with my booty. Oh thank you! [grovel] Why so down Spanks? Oh I'm just getting tired of being stepped on in these CCs.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The World's Shortest Tragic Play by umfumdisi 8-03-03

You forgot my pickles.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 202: The mirror (1) by jes_lawson 8-04-03

Why do I feel Scottish? What are you saying? Agh! Not again! !Niaga ton !Hga gniyas uoy era tahW ? hsittocS leef I od yhW Eya! Aye!

CC 202: The mirror (2) by jes_lawson 8-04-03

Was it a bar or a bat I saw? Bar, Rab. Rob, Rab. Tabor Bar. Pint a' Catnip? Regal lager. Lager, sir is regal.

CC 202: The mirror (3) by jes_lawson 8-04-03

Lager? Never even regal! Was raw tap ale not a reviver at one lap at Warsaw? No sir! Away! A papaya war is on! War, sir, is raw!

CC 202: The Mirror (4) (4) rorriM ehT :202 CC by jes_lawson 8-04-03

Draw, O Coward! Draw, O Coward! Draw, O Coward! Draw, O Coward!

(3) rorriM ehT :202 CC by jes_lawson 8-04-03

War, sir, IS raw! No, sir, a papaya war is on. Was raw tap ale not a reviver at one lap at Warsaw? Lager! Never even! Regal...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC202: Lost Highway in 3 panels... by UnknownEric 8-04-03

Dick Laurent is dead. Hey, isn't that Marilyn Manson? Dick Laurent is dead.

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I has a flavor!

(2) rorriM ehT :202 CC by jes_lawson 8-04-03

Lager, sir, IS regal. Rob, Rab, Tabor Bar. Regal lager. Pint a' catnip... Was it a bar or a bat I saw? BAR, Rab!

(1) rorriM ehT :202 CC by jes_lawson 8-04-03

Aye! Eya! !Niaga ton !Hga gniyas uoy era tahW ? hsittocS leef I od yhW Why do I feel Scottish? What are you saying? Agh! Not again!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC 202: Captain Astro and the Attack of the Killbots (1) by jes_lawson 8-04-03

++ CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! ++ Looks like it's curtains! The Random Location Transmogrifier's my only hope!

CC 202: By an astronomically large coincidence...(2) by jes_lawson 8-04-03

Ha ha! Looks like I'm safe. But I could be on my way to virtually any point in the Universe! Meh, whatever. Now, to rematerialize... Aww...nuts!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

History repeating by boorite 8-04-03

...and the Iraq war continues to boost President Bush's approval rating. Surely no Democrat can beat him! Sadly for Bush, the check was not in the mail. It was the economy, stupid. Did two terms of Clinton teach the Republicans anything? ...and the Iraq war continues to boost President Bush's approval rating. Surely no Democrat can beat him!