HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I fell out of my chair.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

No.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Party on!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Party on!

Be sure to run to a costume shop and get your colossal geek masks before they're sold out!

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What others say about boorite!

Almost lifelike, aren't they?

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What others say about boorite!

The gorilla must be getting the wine glasses.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You know what I'd like for Christmas? A picture of boorite.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I loved this...

But isn't it a bad idea to post your address on the internet?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

If you can find that on a map I'd be happy to have you stop by any time you'd like.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

quote:

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But isn't it a bad idea to post your address on the internet?

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Dude don't put your moms stuff up there- someone might- uh, nevermind.

hey put up your social security numbers and stuff while your trippin man!

*sigh*

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

That is easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen on here.

quote:

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You know what I'd like for Christmas? A picture of boorite.

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Someone blew up the 100-foot Wirthling of the Ozarks.

Any bald, goateed boys want to claim credit for this heinous act?

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What others say about boorite!

Guilty.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It's religious persecution I tell ya! It's just not safe any more for a self-proclaimed messiah to bilk gullible people out of their life-savings and their wives and daughters. But when Comet B-217 comes around again in 2012, I'll have the last laugh. You'll see.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'll join your church if I can be your right-hand disciple and can smite anyone I'd like. Plus access to the pool of nubile virgins.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Can I be the one who gets to mix up the Kool-Aid?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I started a religion once. There were two members. Me, and my dog.

My dog was the leader.

I always envied that bitch.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

we had one back in school because we were bored one lunch

it was really just an excuse to organise a hunt in which we mauled and spit roasted our friend

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Ewwwww.
Cooking a human on a spit roast?
That's sick.

Use an oven.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And read this handy article before getting started.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"