Vanilla Pudding Cup Tribute by crabby 5-28-06

FUCK! What's wrong lover? I thought this was a tapiocca pudding, but it's actually a vanilla pudding. I'm sorry to hear that, I wish there was something I could do. 10 minutes later... Fuck, that was delicious. His pleasure fills me with a satisfaction.

It was a struggle.

I hit the random button

It was then I started to suspect the squirrel wasn't a cosplaying furry at all...

by HCRoyall, 5-20-06

Butch and Jim by HCRoyall 5-26-06

...so I was thinking... Oh, dear GOD, not again. Hypothetically speaking, would it be a bad idea to dismember the neighborhood kids and put theirhead on spikes out front instead of a "No Solicitors" sign? Hypothetically speaking, yes, I believe it would. Then, hypotheticaly speaking, I think we need to move.

Butch and Bill by HCRoyall 5-26-06

Have you ever thought about the possible consequences of our habit of rampant murder? Thinking leads to moral dilemmas. Oh, well that solves a few problems. Gotcha. I'm off to kidnap some cheerleaders.

Jim by HCRoyall 5-26-06

This just in! The president has decided that stories about bad things are stressful and damaging to the morale of the public. In order to help remedy this situation, only good news will be allowed on the air, and bad news will be replaced with American Idol clips. This solves nothing, but it makes me feel better.

Unintelligent Life by HCRoyall 5-19-06

Breaking news! Aliens have landed downtown! Our own Mike Hunt is on the scene trying to communicate! After years of searching for intelligent life in the stars, you've landed on Earth! Please, share your wisdom with us! STFU n00b!!1! lol! rofl!1!!! Their language has scholars baffled as they try to translate.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Sore Throat by areallystupidguy 2-16-06

damn... i have the worst sore throat you can possibly imagine. uh oh! is something going around? yeah, the sword-swallowing craze.

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It's grime time.

Pinky and Mr. Pink by Hari_Nezumi 4-17-06

OK, I'm conducting an expieriment. When I say a word, I want you to say the first thing that comes to mind. OK shoot. Hamburgers. Pedophilia. Next?

I Shouldn't Be on the Internet Right Now by Hari_Nezumi 5-26-06

Captain Turns-Into-A-Chair! Pirate cyrborgs are gonna blow up the moon! Don't worry! I'm on it! SHAZAM!!!!! *BOOM!*

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Exorcize by AccentuateNegative 6-01-06

I want you to search deep in your heart... Isn't there something you want to ask Jesus? Yes. How did you get those great abs? Cross training.

Might I be so brazen as to suggest a minor change?

Brazenly Ripping Off Comic 353359 by not_Scyess 6-01-06

I want you to search deep in your heart... Isn't there something you want to ask Jesus? Yes. How did you get those great abs? They're implants.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Groovy! - Ripping Off a Ripper-offer by edoggydog 6-02-06

I want you to search deep in your heart... Groovy! Isn't there something you want to ask Jesus? Yes. Is that AccentuateNegative guy really GAY? Oh, I'm sure he has his down moments, too...

I'm not stumping here, but here's an answer to that last one:

Qualifiers by AccentuateNegative 6-14-05

So you're really gay? Yes. I never would have guessed. That's because I'm not really gay.

Jim and Bill by HCRoyall 6-02-06

... and then he sodomized himself with an ice cream scoop. Goodbye.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Groovy! - The French-looking, Fag-boyish Pimpster by edoggydog 6-03-06

I find man who want fucky-fucky, which we charge one hundred dollah. But, he only have fifty dollah. So, I'll just give him blowjob! Groovy! (Scene censored so I won't lose my Stripcreator Donor status) Fifty dollars for a blowjob? Okay... [unzip] *SCHLONG* WOW! You are HUUUUUGE! Please, wait here... I be back! Can we lend him the other fifty dollah? ?!?

Romper Chomper by biped 6-04-06

I will suck your cock for an ice cream cone. OH, MY GOD!!! WOW! And she really did? She sucked your cock--just for an ice cream cone? YEAH! And it felt so awesomely, fucking GREAT, I barely even noticed when she bit it off!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sequels Always Suck by HCRoyall 6-05-06

Hi! I'm Hugh Grant. Most of you know me as the guy playing the rich gay-curious playboy in various movies that suck. But my role in the upcoming sequel to all those previous movies at once will change your minds. In this one, I'm not gay-curious! It's called "Nine Months About A Boy Giving Two Weeks Notice". In theaters next month!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Just found this comic doing a random search:

A Long Night in the Silo by no2d10 2-18-05

I hear that whenever the president wants to launch me, he has to make a personal call to me, using you. um.. yeah. so? Have you ever thought that just maybe... there might be another red phone exactly like you on the other end of the line? Cosmic

Never heard of the author before (although i do take long vacations from this site...) but i thought it was pretty cool. Arguably one of the best 'first comics' ever done in my opinion :)

Be Kind To Kitty Cats by biped 6-08-06

Hello. My name is Milford Hozeniak, "the kitty cat's friend." Right, Muffin? meow Be kind to kitty cats, or I will come to your house and personally rip your liver out and eat it raw in front of your whole family. Right, Muffin? meow Should we air it? Well...it is "Be Kind To Kitty Cats" week.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm mostly thinking in single panels these days...

Crappy Job

Mom was right. I should've gone to college.

by umfumdisi, 6-08-06

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Hooker School

I'm failing Anal You need to take it up another notch.

by smamurai, 6-08-06

Asunder and Biting

Are those crocodile tears? No, I was raped by an alligator

by smamurai, 6-08-06

1 panels pwn.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Options

So, those are your options.

by DragonXero, 6-10-06

In Need of Help by DragonXero 6-10-06

Will the door hold? If it doesn't, those blasted CIA agents will taste my hot lead. Hahahaha, yeah, then they'll taste my hot jism while I masturbate on their dead bodies! What? You really need help.

The Issue with Ichthorians by DragonXero 6-10-06

Lt. Crappedmypants, it will be your job to fend off the mutant zombies. And what's your job going to be? Why, that's simple. I'm going to beam back up to the Extraprise. You mean, you're not going to like, cover me? Spock, sissy boy here wants cover. Mash 'go' on the phaser banks as soon as I beam up.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Game Quotes 18 by NeoVid 6-11-06

It's quiet as the grave in this graveyard! My real ugly is on the inside. Emotional manipulation? You can never trust people who do that kind of thing, except me. With how much death energy this place has, the ghosts must have seen it and said, "Wow! This place is DEAD!" Cruel and unusual? It's not unusual. So now the guy who transformed himself into fire is hallucinating? The hallucination must be, "So cold... so very cold..."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

RCL no. 1154 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-12-06

A Frenchman and a pig pass each other in the hall... *sniff* *sniff, sniff* Peeee-YEW! That guy really stinks! Sacre bleu! I must get the name of that wonderful cologne this guy is wearing!

Ooh, ratings. Gotta get me some of those.

Spyers vs Spyers by BobCheeseburger 6-14-06

Tell me Geoff, have you ever pondered the meaning of life? Of course, I'm a priest. It's 'boobies', right? All signs point to 'yes'.

Octupus's Garden by BobCheeseburger 6-15-06

Hey, do you ever think that there has to be more to life than this? Well, I used to think so, but then we found that dead guy. And hey, Free dead guy.

Honey Trap

I heard you were in a paedophile ring. It's true. I was six at the time and he told me there was candy up there.

by smamurai, 6-15-06

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-15-06

RAAR! WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! SPECIAL SURPRISE WITH EVERY ORDER!! What's the surprise? MANRAPE! What? I MEANT A CHILD SAFE TOY FROM THE BIN BEHIND YOU.

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-16-06

WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER? I'll have two McRapey Jr. meals, one Big Rapey, and a chocolate Rapeshake, and hold the Rape. What?

McRapey's by HCRoyall 6-16-06

WELCOME TO McRAPEY'S! CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? I want a Big Rapey combo with Extra Rape and double size it! ONE BIG RAPEY WITH EXTRA RAPE, DOUBLE SIZED? The rape is my favorite part! We don't serve your kind here.