FTC #18: Brad-sie Pops have nice chewie centers by Xuanwu 1-14-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Mm... This "meat popsicle" is quite delicious. *lick* Please don't bite to get to the center... Please don't bite to get to the center...

Well Done Atheist, Kingpin is correct. You win a cookie.

And since the 1up was won, Im going to bring forward the closing date to Sunday morning GMT.

FTC 18: Show me the beaver by shark_energy 1-15-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. So... You have the right to remain silent... This isn't fair! Baby Beaver is an Animal!

Here's this peice of shit... enjoy...

FTC 18: 2 Jews and a Priest make good lunchmeat... by RottingPlecenta 1-15-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. I hate myself... He wanted the "Sunday Special"... Give me 20 minutes and a Playboy, and 2 all beef patties...

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- I am kuzin, hear me roar...

Hahaha things went to hell for a little bit there, but those strips were good, I especially liked Atheists one.

That last comic of mine has been deleted.
I did intend to make a real entry but I realised I was late for work =)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I just wanted to address the obvious sexual tension in the scene.

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Look at my 'As the World Churns', Beaz.

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Dude, why did you delete it? We could have won the most similar prize!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If you delete yours too, then you still can.

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AFROMANS MOVE

No deleting! whats the point in having a million pointless awards if Ive got no comics left to give them to? besides I thought both the churning butter ones were handled differently, and it was a rather good joke anyway, certainly worthy of multiple takes.

I agree! Even though mine was better, Beaz (heh heh), there's no reason to delete yours. I mean, maybe the Gov thought yours was the funniest of them all! You never can tell what some people find funny. Don't delete unless you want to fix a title or grammatical error or something.

More entries:

FTC 18: Jack-Under-The-Box by MikeyG 1-16-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Ok, handies are 5, hummers 15, and riding the brown basket is 40. Ach, I wish I'd collected the fiver Malachai owes me.

FTC 18: G.I. Jakob by MikeyG 1-16-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and I'm not really sure if I can eat here. Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. ...Aaaaaand? Be still, whelp! I am torn between the McIpecac and the Pepto Whopper.

FTC 18: Two All-Beef Slabs, with Extra 'Special Sauce' by MikeyG 1-16-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Boss, how do you make a 'Rusty Trombone'?

FTC 18: Bum ba da bum bum, DEE DEEEEEEE by MikeyG 1-16-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. I don't think we give a shave and a haircut here, sir. But I've got two bits!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FTC #18: The Last Taco of Christ by Xuanwu 1-16-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Thank you, kind sir, for this food. Wait... is it kosher? AHA! It is meat (and dairy), Jesus!

hAw!

I really need to find a cool hip way of saying "I found that that funny."

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

FTC#18: Filthy, Despicable and Unfit For View. by UnknownEric 1-17-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Enjoy your McBukkake.

Yeah, I'm a sick bastard.

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I has a flavor!

FTC#18: Chowin' Down On Eye Candy by UnknownEric 1-17-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. I don't think "a hotter counter person" was really what he was getting at... He DID say absolutely anything...

FTC#18: Putting Cliches To Work For You by UnknownEric 1-17-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. Wow! Only fie dollah?

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I has a flavor!

Fuggit. I've run out of ideas.

FTC 18: CoC by Zaster 1-17-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. * chokes on cock *

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

so... when is sunday GMT corresponding to Pacific Time?

Tuesday around lunch.

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Poop.

[falls over in chair]

no, really? that's crazy.

Wow. That last, throw-away comic lost me a star. Alas, cruel fate...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

JUDGEMENT TIME

Well it was a hard deliberation, and there were still quite a few comics left after I deliberated which I wanted to give awards to, so well done to all some very creative and funny shit.

But here's the run down of the comics I felt deserved the awards

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: ObiJo

For the Comic:

FTC18 by ObiJo 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here. Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. So what did you get? Dysentery.

Almost the Zinger.

Most Sexual

Goes to: MMyers

For the Comic:

FCT 18- Have it your way by mmyers 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. I'm telling you he asked for a tossed salad. He said he really wanted a tossed salad. Allright, give me a couple of minutes to warm up my lips and I'll be right out. "Rubber baby buggy bumpers" La-la-la-la. Blllbbbb, blllbbbbb. Zig-a-zig-ahhh.

Most Ironic

Goes to: Niteowl

For the Comic:

FTC #18 : Give that bitch a Twinkie already! by niteowl 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. The amish guy out there wants the Kate Moss special... Alrighty...One empty plate, coming up!

Best Pun

Goes to: Kaufman

For the Comic:

FTC 18: Friends of Mao W. by kaufman 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. I hope this isn't another one of those "eating pussy" jokes. Oh no, sir, it's far worse. You know how alcoholics need to have liquor? Well, this guy's a practicing CATholic.

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: Xuanwu

For the Comic:

FTC #18: Gotta Love Indo-Anglo Relations by Xuanwu 1-13-04

What can I get you sir? I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here. Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want. Well in that case maybe I will have something. ...so then he ordered the "Deluxe Greasy Sloppy Pork and Beef Special" and sat between a Muslim and a Hindu... Ah. He must have been English, then.

Most Obscure

Goes to: Zaster

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 18: Ingest Organic Matter, Sustain Human Metabolism']

Award to be shared with EvilZak because I think Arby's is another restaurant chain, which like white castle, Ive no idea existed but the comics probably makes a lot of sense to those in the "know".

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: UnknownEric

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC#18: Putting Cliches To Work For You']

A lot of wangs and Jesus appearances caught my attention, but you can't beat the classics.

Best Title

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 18: As The World Churns']

Most Similar

Goes to: Rabid_Weasle

And AtheistDiary

For the Comics:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 18: Why I Hate CROSSovers'] and [Click to view comic: 'FTC 18: In Jokes, It's What's For Dinner']

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 18: Jumping on the 'No Longer Giving a Shit' Band Wagon']

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: MikeyG

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 18: As The World Churns']

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: UnknownEric

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC#18: Putting Cliches To Work For You']

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: dcomposed

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 18']

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: IB_XC

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC #18: Stripcreator Stew']

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: MaxPayne

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 18']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: MMyers

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FCT 18- Have it your way']

Bonus 1UP Award

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For: correctly guessing the 1-up movie "Kingpin", the clue in the comic obviously being the Amish guy.

Creativity Award

Goes to: UnknownEric

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 18: A music joke from Eric? Nah...']

A brilliant take on the comic, and almost the Zinger

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: DragonXero

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'Hippie']

Great stuff.

DragonXero the floor is yours.

Well done all.

Well shiat. I guess if Brad reads this thread and has any idea how to restore my comic he can be my guest. I just didn't want to seem like I was copyin'.

I'll let you have the butter-churning sexual innuendo THIS time MikeyG... but next time, she's MINE!

Congrats on your award... for that same damn topic :-P

Darn. I was hoping for a "Best Use of Python" with that reference to the "Cheese Shop" sketch. Ah, well. There's always another FTC!

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The Truth Award

Goes to: ObiJo

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