As I expected - getting spanked by the power newbie. Next time can you put me up against attitudechicka? I might enjoy the thrashing more then.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

habnem's was sick and wrong, and it gets my vote.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

habnemmenbah

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I have that pleasure this time around. Can't wait!

Wow, that was a kickass round. I have to say that habnem's comic was just a skosh bit better.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

MENBAH!

I'm going with habnem by about >< that much.

This was close.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

wow. willikers. thanks.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Now I kind of wish I'd voted for Spankling. I preferred menbah's comic, but Spankling's deserved at least one vote!

Spankling likes it like this.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Keep using old man talk like that and I'll take my vote right back.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

sorry, mr. billings. i guess i got carried away. it's just these newfangled comic cups; they git to me.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Well this isn't to give him a vote, I was voting for him anyway after reading his comic and I see my vote won't matter but maybe he will sleep better tonight anyway

spankling

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"I know how toast works."

quote:

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Well this isn't to give him a vote, I was voting for him anyway after reading his comic and I see my vote won't matter but maybe he will sleep better tonight anyway

spankling

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I think my vote would be better spent on habnem, but I prefered Spankling's comic.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Bloody hell, another pounding! With nine votes at last count, Habnem carries on into the second round. Spanks, please email me a rule for Habnem's match in round two within a couple of days. Thanks!

Gabe
vs - - - - - Gabe wins.
Crabby

Bunner
vs - - - - - Bunner wins.
Tiger

Habnem
vs - - - - - Habnem wins.
Spankling

Kaufman
vs - - - - - ????
ObiJo

Bug Evil Dan vs Drexle
attitudechicka vs Andy Dougan
LadyJ vs FlickGuy
Skagg vs Wirthling

Now, live from Lowpashington, the final presidential debate before the election begins. Representing the Mathematical party, Senator Kenneth Kaufman. After his shaky first term in the Greenhouse, he will have a lot to answer for, it seems. Asking the hard questions will be Senator Joe Obi, a long time presidential bridesmaid, but never the Bride Elect. The rules for tonight's debate are now being announced...

1) Your strip must include a reference to a real or fictional political party which is offensive, misconceived, or just plain silly. At least one representative of this party must appear.

2) Let's keep the politics depressingly realistic - not too many women. Make sure there are more men in the strip than women, but get at least one female in there, for PC's sake. Non-humans and props may be used freely, if you wish.

Voting will commence after both candidates have spoken, and will continue for twenty-four hours, unless a clear majority is reached before then. Gentlemen, let the debate begin.

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Bless you.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'Party of One']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'On the Campaign Trail']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

kaufman. Just.

Although it doesn't matter who I vote for, I vote for kaufman

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

kaufmaniac

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Both are excellent, but I think kaufman wins by a dorky nose...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I've caught kaufman fever.

kaufman vs. MENBAH will be the comic cup round to end all comic cup rounds.

I'm actually going with majority this time! kaufman, your strip kicks ass.

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Mediocrity at its most average.