DX? Lex Luthor!

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Dad was flammable

jeezus matclarke, you're fucking huge.

Livin' large and fuckin' huge. That's the way to go out.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i just wear smaller and smaller shirts. currently i'm wearing smedium

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obscenity filter is off

I've given up wearing clothes entirely. And if crabby will let me I'll post a few pictures of him so we can all bask in his sexiness

You all have seen enough of me, but I thought maybe you'd like to see more of Travis. Here's two cuties I found in my discs, the first of which is the number one picture on my desk at work right now.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

MOM! STOP POSTING PICTURES OF ME!

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

You should consider yourself fortunate.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I hate you.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i bet matclarke, flipynif, and PhreakyChinchilla could be the shit out of the rest of us combined

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what if nigger meant kite

i bet matclarke, flipynif, and PhreakyChinchilla could be the shit out of the rest of us combined

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If it were just Phreaky, I think most of us would enjoy it. ;)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

be the shit! i don't want to be the shit! i want to be the PEE!

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obscenity filter is off

Why do you have pics of me?

can i be phreakies shit? lol

I don't wanna beat any peeps up here, I just want their lunch money.

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I dumb :D

i bet matclarke, flipynif, and PhreakyChinchilla could be the shit out of the rest of us combined

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I know one test for them.

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Dad was flammable

That is an expensive test!

When I went to high school here my high school was reportedly the most violent high school in North America (per capita of course since there is only 20,000 people here). News reporters would come and ask students about it and stuff.

It was great entertainment when I wasn't stoned silly or stoning other people...lol

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I dumb :D

Chicka, even not being a big baby fan, I gotta say that is one cute kid.

And I really think our site must be some kind of record for attractive people. We need a calender.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I also figured I should post a picture that doesn't look like Micheal J. Fox took it.

Just add a lot more red to the picture and you'll get the idea.

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Poop.

My thoughts on Rabid: Weezer

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Carrying on a proud tradition of SC men who are Scottish

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I can't see you, some kid is in the way.

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

I wanted to post a picture of myself naked, but it was just impossible to get my huge muscles and gigantic cock into frame.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I, my dear friend, had the same problem.

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

Me in Washington, Pennsylvania

Me in Seattle, Washington

April 2004

Me in 2003

Me expressing how much I love you.

My love for you is like a truck... BERSERKER!