For Crying Out Loud by choadwarrior 3-09-06

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WAAAAA WAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAA! Did you save room for dessert? No, but I can hear someone who needs something crammed down her pie-hole.

Fine Line by AccentuateNegative 3-09-06

Are you dating anyone? No. So you're free? Yup. Wanna go back to my place? I said free not, cheap.

cc:314 by slammy 3-10-06

this was at skool i was playing keepaway. the blonde is my teacher. sam im open!! if u cross that line ur out of bounds so ur not open. thats crap!! excuse me? sory...

Groovy! - The Mole Hill by edoggydog 3-11-06

Hey, nephew... Wanna hear the one about the mole family? Groovy! First, the papa mole sticks his head out of the mole hill and says, "I smell maple syrup!" So, mama mole sticks her head out and says, "I, too, smell maple syrup!" What about the baby mole? He looks up at them and says, "I only smell mole-asses!" Get it? MOLASSES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA--Ack! My heart! [*fwoomp*] Uncle?

The above really happened (except for my uncle having a heart attack)...

RCL no. 932 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-12-06

(This viniette represents my relationship with my 21 year-old girlfriend...) Hmmpf! What wrong, Charlie? I don't think I like the way our relationship is progressing... But, I come over twice a week and sucky-fucky your brains out! I guess most guys my age would LOVE having a cute, Asian girl bone him on a bi-weekly basis, but I'm looking for something more substantial! Is this guy a FAG or what??

Groovy! - Let's Give the Boy a Hand! by edoggydog 3-12-06

I want you to insert both your hands into my vagina... Groovy! Now... CLAP YOUR HANDS! I CAN'T!! Pretty tight, huh? Ummm...

Sooo.... is this thing gonna have an end time to it or what?

Just curious.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Local Lingo by TheGovernor 3-13-06

Int. Barcelona Coffee shop "Tengo Una"....erm... "Bocadillo", erm "y"....erm "Queso?" damn whats the word, "y" erm "Tomate" Si, y quiere tomar algo? Erm "Si una" erm, "Cafe Con " erm "Leche Por Favor" So thats a Cheese and Tomato Sandwich and a Milky coffe then, do you want anything else chief?

just been on me hols.

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Sooo.... is this thing gonna have an end time to it or what?

Just curious.

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CC 314: Catchphrase

I hate you. My work here is done.

by NeoVid, 3-13-06

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC314: Punks Jumps Ups to Gets Beat Downs by crabby 3-13-06

I'm still pissed about not wining CC310. I guess I'll check to see what this contest is about. These rules don't look fun. I'll wait. Days Later..... Still not over huh? I mean my rules for CC245 were similar, but way awesomer and no one even entered that one. Still More Days Later..... I've force fed this baby seal so much milk over the last few days that I think its about to explode.

Well, I'm going to announce the winner now. I hope you all enjoyed participating in this contest, especially since it was so totally, awesomely superior to many of the previous CC's like that horrible CC245 that was so inferior to this one that nobody even entered it.

FOURTH PLACE: HotRodDeathToll -- "The Siege" (series)

THIRD PLACE: BigFrank105 -- "The Breakup"

SECOND PLACE: Namgubed -- "1001 Arabian Snappy Comebacks" and "Silence Is Golden"

and

FIRST PLACE: This was the very first entry but I found it to be the most amusing.

It's a Lucky Life by LuckyGuess 3-04-06

Grandma, where are mommy and daddy? They're in court fighting over how much alimony mommy is going to get. Now get in the car, because grandma and grandpa need to get you baptised. What's baptised? It's where we get all the Jew out of you to spite daddy.

And I liked the rest of the "Lucky Me" series, too. Way to go, LuckyGuess!

Thanks to everyone for participating. All of the entries were simply marvelous.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thank you for proving that having a dysfuctional childhood pays off in the end! I've been waiting for this day for so long!

Now, I must plan. The next CC will be up by tomorrow. You'll know when the Chernabog rises off of Bald Mountain and violins start playing.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I get to use my hammer on you when this is all over, Shadow.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.