Beeko180

It's not offensive; it's just terrible.  Sorry for saying so, but what with the 0 score I figure you already knew.  It's wildly incoherent and has way too many exclamation points.  The first dialog bubble is kind of funny, but it's all downhill after that.

Breaking it into three one-panel comics would have been an improvement, but maybe not enough of one. 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

This guy is pretty hilarious.

Johnny: The Spot on the Floor by TheASSist 8-04-08

Good bye class. Have a nice weekend! Miss Bliss, you FORGOT to give us homework. Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. Tsk-tsk! How many times must I hold you down so the rest of the class can buttfuck you?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

evil_d

It's not offensive; it's just terrible.  Sorry for saying so, but what with the 0 score I figure you already knew.  It's wildly incoherent and has way too many exclamation points.  The first dialog bubble is kind of funny, but it's all downhill after that.

Breaking it into three one-panel comics would have been an improvement, but maybe not enough of one. 

It's good to know what other people think. I'm guessing it sucks but I was only mucking aroun when I did it. Not even thinking what other people would think. Wait. That's with all my comics. Anyway, the point is I'm glad I know that it sucked.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

The lukket standup show - catching up with not-so-new-news by lukket 11-11-08

You know, it's a shame Studio 60 has been taken off the air after only one season. But the network will return with a new series that will describe the intricate relationship between networks and sponsors. It will be called "Studio 69"

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troelsea at gmail dot com

The Penguin Show by Beeko180 11-10-08

Hey hey! Ah screw it. Want some dope?

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I had toojoojoojoo going through my head today.  This deserves more than 6 votes (and 7.5)

Toojoojoojoo by RedfeatheR 7-06-07

Leah me tell somthian to joo, joo Jew Did you just say, "Toojoojoojoo"? Thfuck joo jus say main? You said, "Toojoojoojoo" t--Toojoojoojoo? HA! Yeah that's it!! Now try it really fast

Groovy! - A Pox On Holly's Box by edoggydog 11-26-08

Check it out... I just took up box-kicking to stay in shape! Groovy! Wait a minute... Don't you mean "kick-boxing"? "No..." Hi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-YA!! Hmmm... It appears Holly's box is nicer than mine!

Sally Meets Mr. Birdy by biped 12-09-08

Oh goody! It's Mr. Birdy, the talking anti-drugs bird! SQUAWK! Hello, little girl! Don't take drugs! Because as we all know, drugs are really, really bad for you, and-- Jerry, it's over. I'm leaving you and moving in with Ralph Wilson. Why, you cocksucking skank whore. You can fucking eat shit and die for all I care.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Assumptions by NeoVid 12-10-08

You should cut your hair before you end up looking like Cousin It. I plan never to cut my hair short again. See, when I got serious about being a Buddhist last year, I shaved my head. Then I found out that when people on the bus in Oakland see a little white guy with a shaved head, they don't think "Buddhist."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Bugs Bunny with OCD by Beeko180 11-27-08

I will not let you jump off that cliff Bugs. But I NEEED to. A Few Minutes Later........... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

The honour of Prestige by Beeko180 11-26-08

You have gained considerable prestige for this I give you my highest honour. Fuck you. That is my highest honour.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Since this comic has the most votes so far, I've decided to post it up. Thanks to all who voted!

Tee Hee Shirt by vagrancy 12-03-08

I met a guy yesterday and his shirt said something funny. What did it say? It said, "I give hugs not drugs." That's pretty clever. He also asked for my number and wanted to know if I was free this weekend. Maybe his shirt should've said, "I smoke cocks, not rocks."

Cheers! <3

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Sometimes I seriously wonder who it is who downvotes my comics so I can never keep one on the toprated list for more than a day.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

NeoVidwe should ditch the rating system and go back to displaying approval for comics the way we used to

C shocker

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what if nigger meant kite

NeoVid

And, here I thought I was the only one with this problem

This guy is hilarious.

Family Values by ComicJeenyus 1-05-09

Honey, I think our kid may be a retard. What makes you say that? I NEED MORE POCKET!! Too bad we live in a one story house. Yeah. A staircase would have come in handy 10 years ago...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 1-08-09

What kind of crazy cult do you belong to that you can't eat bacon? I'm Jewish. Can't you quit?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Tender Meatballs by biped 1-08-09

Edna--I wish you'd quit telling Burt Munson how tender his meatballs are. Huh? But, they are. What's wrong with my telling him so? Because...because... IT GIVES HIM AN ERECTION!!! OH MY GOD!!! Hello, Edna? Burt Munson. Would you mind telling me again...how tender my meatballs are? Wait...wait...okay, go. Oh, ICK!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Charlie Company Gotta Boo-Boo by biped 1-14-09

I've got it, J.B. The next big thing. What is it, Farnsworth? War movies...for babies. It's a huge untapped market. Holy shit, get those fuckers into production ASAP. WAAAAAAA!!! ME GOTTA BIG BOO-BOO!!! IT HURTY!!! ME GOTTA BIG BIG BOO-BOO!!! WAAA-HA-HAAAAAA!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 1942 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-19-09

My grandpappy is buried here... My pappy is buried here... ...and when I die, I'll be buried here! My ancestry's entombed in the dog food section at Petsmart... HAHAHAHAHAHA- Whaaaaaat?

Overheard at a convenience store by NeoVid 2-08-09

Excuse me, where can I find your mouthwash? On rack behind you, next to the condoms. Oh, good, condoms! Now I won't need to wash my mouth out!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Travel Sick by TheGovernor 2-09-09

You know Sharing a car for the journey to work was a good idea, we're making great time.....Err could you hold the wheel for one moment? Sure, why? YARARGAJH , Waaa Waaa Bloom, beep bob ba zaaghhhhhhhrrrNN, Aeyeeee Munnnnn NNNNNGGGgg!!!! Sorry I should have warned you, I suffer from Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.

Desert Island Commentary by HCRoyall 2-10-09

Ahmadinejad says Iran is the biggest victim of terrorism. Did I fucking miss something in the last ten years?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Mos Eisley General Hospital by biped 2-17-09

These aren't the 'roids you're looking for. These aren't the 'roids I'm looking for. Move along. Well, I didn't find anything. Move along. So...what was the deal with the weird voice coming out of my ass? I do not know what you are talking about.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sometimes Drill is fun by HCRoyall 2-23-09

Wow. You were in Mogadishu when everything went to hell? Yep. We were on the opposite side of the city from the whole "Blackhawk Down" thing, so we managed to get out okay. Had to crawl through the sewers to escape. Wow. I bet that's an experience you'll never forget. Yeah, I been through some shit in my life.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.