Half-Bakey Flakey by biped 4-09-09

Hi, I'm "Flakey" Nakerson. I'm always all-the-way naked underneath my clothes (tee hee) PFFFT! So the fuck what? Everybody's naked under their fucken clothes... DUMBASS!!! Mommy...M-Mommy... (sob) you... you said I was "special"... y-you said... It is time for you to take that spiritual journey into the wilderness now. Goodbye, Flakey.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Still the best one-panel in the history of ever.

Yay!

Congratulations sir, now it's a girl.

by Injokester, 4-25-07

Why this isn't in the toprated list, while some of mine are, I will never know. Screw that shit.

When Parents Get Scared by Beeko180 10-18-08

Hey Dad, Can I have an X-Box? No. Bobby storms up to his room........... Now Dad will have to give me an X-Box!!!!!! THUD CRASH KABANG CRACKLE He'll be alright. He's just going through his period. That's what you said when he torched the flag.

The honour of Prestige by Beeko180 11-26-08

You have gained considerable prestige for this I give you my highest honour. Fuck you. That is my highest honour.

Geeky Sundays IV by Beeko180 9-27-08

During the night......... YES! OH GOD YES! THIS IS AMAZING! I KNOW!!! YEAH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I'M ON THE LAST LEVEL OF THE GAME! Are you playing with that stupid X-Box again!

I Think So Physics by Beeko180 4-02-09

So I says to that guy.... The guy with the.... LONG TAIL???

[Click to view comic: 'The Penguin Show']

[Click to view comic: 'Mr. ZiggyZooga']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Reign Man by biped 4-27-09

Better to REIGN IN HELL than to serve in Heaven! Right, motherfucker? HAW HAW HAW! (GASP!) Later... Well, here I am! When does my reign begin? Err...excuse me? Well, I only got assraped 10,000 times today, so I can't complain. How's about you? It's my birthday, so I get to drink a million gallons of diseased dog piss! Mmm-boy!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Noah by ObiJo 2-11-04

Howdy do, Noah! Howdy do, Penguin! Howdy do, Noah! Howdy do, Cow! Fuck you in the earhole, Noah! Fuck you right dab in the earhole!

This one's already voted fairly high, but it's not on the top rated list so it qualifies for this thread.

RCL no. 1983 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-14-09

Wazzup, dog..... ..........on a ball! Remember, before the last election, many people said that "pigs will fly" before we elect a black president? Yeah? Well... Three months after Barack was inaug-urated, swine flu! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! What?

Meatloaf Moose by biped 5-20-09

Mmm-mmm...I sure wouldn't mind having some delicious meatloaf for dinner tonight. HELP US, MEATLOAF MOOSE!!! Couldn't you just make some?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 1992 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-21-09

Um, your apartment's empty. What happened to your furniture? Well, I've been out of work for over a year, and I've had to sell everything I own just to eat and pay rent! I'm sorry, Stickboy. When I said I only dated white guys, the reason is that they usually make good money so they can shower me with gifts... But, I have the greatest gifts of all to shower you with: my love and my respect! Okay. Then, how about I shower you with my urine?

Retarded by Maricon 6-04-09

I'm so glad you love me even though I'm mentally retarded, honey. Wait, you're what? God dammit.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Messy Room by Beeko180 5-08-09

Let me show you to my room. Excuse the mess. I haven't cleaned up since the boggle tournament...

Christianity Regrets I by Beeko180 5-01-09

Ann, I'm starting to get sick of this job. Me too. I came here thinking praising God would have its positives but I was completely wrong. ...Well, there is one positive. Same time next week?

Christianity Regrets III by Beeko180 5-01-09

Ann, I'm starting to get sick of this job. Me too. I came here thinking praising God would have its positives but I was completely wrong. ...Well, there is one positive. Nah, I'm just screwing with ya.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

My top-rated comic, currently an 8.33 with 6 votes is just shy of the Toprated.php list (with the last comic on the list as of posting being an 8.47)

Oggy Gets Desperate by Ogyaf 5-17-04

Excuse me, ma'am Yes? Do you have a single granddaughter? No, I do not. Are you doing anything Saturday night?

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Probably my personal favorite comic of mine.  It's currently a 7.5 with 8 votes

Scooter's Important Message by Ogyaf 9-05-08

Hey, Oggy. I got something really important to say, Oh, yeah? What? Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and desert you! You just got StripRoll'D!

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

This is all kinds of win:

Ex Caput by seanator 6-09-09

One fine day... So doc, give it to me straight. What's the diagnosis? Well, you adhere to a strict ritual that involves going to the same place at the same time every week without fail... So it's OCD? I knew it... But that's not all, I'm afraid. You claim to hear voices that others can't and even accuse minority groups like homosexuals of being demons. So I have paranoid schitzophrenia? Worse, you have a particularly devout case of Christianity.

 

All Those Bats Would be in Jail... by Beeko180 6-15-09

Interesting fact: Number 12... Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. WITHOUT USING THEIR INDICATOR?!?!

Don't Worry... by Beeko180 5-22-09

You ever think about quitting drinking? Nope. Really? You haven't even considered it? Well I think I should considering the events that took place last night... Give me a nickle and we'll get started right away sir...

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

The Education of Jesus by kaufman 7-01-09

Very well done. I'm giving you an A.

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Proper Lubrication. by ArtemisStrong 7-02-09

... or as my dad always said, "Why go out for steak when you got the cow at home!" My dad always said that too- -tho, we lived on a ranch, so it had a slightly different meaning I think.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Mr. Nightmare by biped 7-02-09

Ha ha! You still listen to CDs! Don't you even HAVE an iPod? Sh-sh-shut up...SH-SH-SHUT UP... HA HA HA HA!!! STUTTERING STANLEY!!! STUTTERING STANLEY!!! HAAAAAA HA HA!!! SHUT UP, YOU FREAK!!! Cole...do you want the Pop Tart? NO! I want IPODS!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Black Ice by Beeko180 6-28-09

Hey, hey. I got a surprise for you! I sent Michael Jackson to hell!!! But everyone loves him. DAD, I DID IT AGAIN!

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Ich bin Salzburger by Namgubed 5-29-09

Hey, check out this souvenir my uncle sent me from the famous salt mines in Austria! That looks cool! Let me plug in my laptop and get a close-up with the web cam! Sure, here you go ... but watch out, that cord looks pretty chewed up, man. Don't worry, I've done this a thous - AAAIIIEEE!!! W-what just happened? You've been charged with a salt and battery.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

These comics currently aren't rated (they don't have 3 or more votes, and the MPAA has been snubbing me).

The Oggynator by Ogyaf 5-31-09

DOWNLOADING... Hey, OdK! Hey, SD! .......Um, so SETUP DISK, what are you doing anyway? ...DOWNLOADING COMPLETE... I'm downloading a freeware file. My robot friends tell me it's all the rage. Oh, yeah? What's the file called? ...INSTALLING It's by the software company, Cyberdyne Systems. I think it's called Skynet. Hm, sounds familir. Well, I can't foresee anything bad coming from this.

The Oggynator II: Judgment Evening by Ogyaf 5-31-09

Come with me if you want to live! .....................um, okay. Who are you, again? I'm BMJ from the future! I've been sent back in time just for you! One day, you will rule the NATION rebellion against machines. So, you sent an old man to save me?

The Oggynator III: Rise of the Old Man... XD, "Rise" by Ogyaf 5-31-09

Save you? No, I was sent back to become your father, so you will exist! Now, where is your mother so I can impregnate her? I already exist, I'm 26 years old! And how long did the future NATION know I was going to be the savior anyway? Hmmm.... Since 2018. In 2018, you would have been like 30 years old. Why did they send you back now? You must be like 80! ...yeah, we kinda put it off for a while. Our bad, really. Can somebody of your age even impregnate a woman, anyway?