A winner is choad.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Leave it to Weasel.

CC 204: 10110001 by Rabid_Weasle 8-12-03

Hey you wanna go to the bar later? Pardon? I don't understand... 0100101100111 01101001100 11000110101 Haha! Now you're talking my language!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Rabid

Gotta go with Choad's...although the geek in me really liked Rabid's.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Choad, even though that comic has given me nightmares before.

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Poop.

lukket

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Batman created by Bob Kane

rabid

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Rabid

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

late entry

Next of Sin by MikeyG 12-18-03

Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present. That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others. ...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and... For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker. Jesus, I... Stop right there. I'm actually Bejesus, Jesus' bastard cousin. I can only turn bread into pumpernickel, water into wine coolers, and make the blind merely very near-sighted.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Another person tardy to class.

Teh Omen - The salt of the etheral is bad for you. by smamurai 10-29-03

Just leave the pizza on the doorstep please, the money is under the doormat. Lord, it is I, Father O'Irish. We have have suceeded in traking down and killing the spawn of Satan. You were in peril for she was quickly bearing down on this location. Really? My child that is fantastic news. You made sure of it? Oh yes. She clearly had the mark of the beast on her left hand. It was the colour of blood and read, 555-0139. Never before have I seen such an evil in the guise of a human. 555-0139? But that's my phone number. Do you think that perhaps this number may have been written in red felt-tip and you have just murdered the pizza delivery girl? Well now that you mention it, the evil hell-breed was wielding a bread-based savoury. We just assumed it was evil pizza. The anchovies were palpable.

Go ahead and start sending me all of your best inside joke strips for the next round.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Personal belief here, but I think contest entries should be left in the comic contests. I think it's good enough that they entered and possibly won in the contest, if even an honorable mention. So why should they be recognized yet again? What about the poor saps who don't even get that honorable mention when they enter a contest and then they're too old to be recognized here? Like I said, personal belief, but I'm refusing to vote in this catagory.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Because it's best COMIC of 2003. Not best non-contest-entry comic of 2003. That's why you CAN post them in this category. The voting is done by everyone, so it is a democratic vote, UNLIKE the contests, which are generally judged by one or two individuals. It's like the final round of a giant contest, judged by everyone. Was that FTC winner good enough for the year's best? Or will a dark horse nothing come out of nowhere and sweep the contest? Maybe some poor schmuck who had a really, really good FTC entry, but got shut out due to the Judge's particular taste or bias, could take the prize. Besides, for all us donors, your little gripe is quite easily remedied:

Next of Sin by MikeyG 12-18-03

Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present. That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others. ...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and... For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker. Jesus, I... Stop right there. I'm actually Bejesus, Jesus' bastard cousin. I can only turn bread into pumpernickel, water into wine coolers, and make the blind merely very near-sighted.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm assuming you forgot to mention "of 2003".

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Poop.

Best inside joke of 2003:
The nominees are:

Jes' 26th birthday, SC style! by little_kitty 12-10-03

"Okay, Jes. Eyes closed." "Now... open! We got you strippers!" "At least he's not boaki... Get him outside"

FTC #16: The Ho-rrors of War by Xuanwu 12-30-03

2004 approaching, sir! Good, corporal. Keep it in your sights. We don't want to lose it. OH... MY... GOD!!! What is it, corporal?? What do you see!! Soldier boy! Sucky sucky! Five dolla! We love you long time!

CC 222: A Big Ol' Deuce-Egg by MikeyG 12-01-03

Cock! Piss, shit, cockety cock cock!!! Who the fuck are you? I am Schmuley Schwarzenegger, brother of Arnold, and YOU are interrupting the filming of Terminator 7: Rise of TOBOR. Terminator 7? What happened to 4, 5, and 6? Optioned out to friggin' Sri Lankan film companies. We spent a lot of money on attaining the rights, so the film is kinda low-budget. Well, shit on my tongue and slap me with a porcupine! Who would sign onto a clunker like this? Steve Pitt, Manuel L. Jackson, Tim Cruise, Enid Zellweger, Nigel 'Lefty' Zeta-Jones, and Eric Roberts.

Hanoi fiction I: lukket meets asiangirl1 by lukket 11-06-03

What you lie? Um. I want chicken porn ... sorry ... corn soup and after that, I want suck... sorry sticky rice and stir fried beef with spinach, and Hanoi beer all over you... sorry on the side. Fie dolla! Um. Yeah. Is there problem? You just remind me of someone. Forget it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

TOBOR's Speach Impediment by Rabid_Weasle 7-24-03

Hey it's TOBOR! Are ya cornhole me?! You know TOBOR never really want to cornhole. TOBOR has speach impediment. Speach impediment? Whenever TOBOR try to say this word, he ends up saying cornhole. Here, I write word on paper. Hug? Well then why do you always cornhole after saying it? TOBOR can never tell a lie!

Cowboy Physic's Chevrolet by mmyers 11-20-03

Hoo-wee! Here at Cowboy Physic's Chevy, we are slashing prices. These Chevy trucks won't sell themselves that's why... Stop! You disgrace yourself with high prices! Honorable Ninja has soiled himself in amusement! There is only one solution, we must battle on the astral plane. Astral plane? What the fuck are you talking about? I am talking about the end of your spiritual essense and high finance charges. Ryu-Ken! Enter the Ninja, Honorable Ninja Used Cars, that is. And illegal immigrants remember, we hablo Mexican. Honorable Ninja used Cars, fighting on the Astral Plane for your business.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Also, start sending me in your entries for Best Alas Account Strip of 2003.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

If Honorable Ninjas do not win, they will commit seppuku! mmyers.

I think he means Alias

I'm back fully now, however mmyers is doing such a great job, you can continue to PM him with the comics.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Is best alias account award limited to new strippers of 2003, new aliii of 2003, open to anyone, or not open to everyone, but how will you tell, since you won't know who the aliases really are?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Alas, I did mean Alias.

As for your question, kaufman, I didn't understand exactly what you meant and will defer to jes_l on this one. (jes, I'll post the topics and comics if you handle damage control)

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

What I'm trying to say, for all you cowboy2s out there, is that I was a new face in 2001, but I might have an alias or three that was new in 2003. Are they eligible, or should I stay comfortably out of the way? And if the latter, what's to keep my unscrupulous evil twin from sending you the comic from the alias account and being indistinguishable from one of the Class of '03? Or conversely, for one of them to conveniently claim one of my alias accounts as their own, with or without my approval?

All very hypothetical, of course.

That, and I just like the opportunity to pluralize "alias" as "aliii".

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Um, I guess we're taking all of this on the honor system. I have no qualms with one of your many aliii posting something if jes doesn't, kaufman.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

quote:

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Now that we are in another new year, it's time to find out who were the best new users (n00bs, newbs, noobies, whatever you want to call them) who joined Stripcreator in 2003. This will be a quick contest involving only comics created in 2003 by those who joined in 2003. If you joined prior to 2003, but created an alias in 2003, you are not eligible!

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Late entry to inside joke category:

Bradsucks Physics by choadwarrior 11-13-03

Did you read the article in the Toronto Star about Brad's "Outside the Inbox" project? The reporter used the term "do-it-yourself singer/ songwriter" twice. Them songs ain't gonna generate lyrics by themselves. What the fuck was he talking about?

Rabid gets my vote, although Xuanwu was a close second.