OK, gonna clear some things up from my end:
Attitudechika: My intentions were pure, but my words were angry. This often happens when I write whilst in a bad mood. I'll apologize for that.
Coolio_cat: Same goes to you - I didn't mean to come off like a jerk, and sorry if I did. The post should have read simply, "Turn your obscenity filter on, and try to ignore the potty mouths, because it's my experience that telling them not to do something will only make them do it more." It was intended as advice, but came out kind of... wrong. So there ya have it.
The rest of you: Rapidwings has a point - Many of you are being demolished by an 11-year-old in a maturity contest. Not that you care, I'm sure, but feel free to tell everyone how much you don't care in a reply. Nothing's more convincing of apathy than a mad rush to rebut an accusation.
Now for crying out loud, could we PLEASE get the answer to this riddle? I have a feeling that closure will help everyone move on to better things...
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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."