Meth is totally legit. You, like, snort it or whatever, and then you clean your living room really well.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

 Bumped from page 3...

crabby

You can find my hilarious winning comic along with some other funny psots inside if you follow the link.

Sorry things have been going slow, for those of you paying attention please bug the people who haven't voted or who haven't posted comics. Again, sorry for the delay on my part and I'll do my best to keep up on it as best I can.

Good luck to both strippers and vote on the two open matches if you haven't voted yet.

I'm all for making this go faster. Whatever makes you people make comics and vote quicker works for me. Gabe has nothing better to do than show up one day and complain it's going slow even when he doesn't have the decency to vote in every round of the contest. Thanks for keeping up asshole.

If you look at the history of these cups they move at a glacial pace. The last one took 4 years to finish. I'm sorry for my recent 4 days of not updating it and I promise to do ebtter in the future. Until then jsut do more meth and make your comics and vote faster.

crabby

Hey, captain asshat.  You declared a winner 12 hours after the second comic was posted.  You move too fucking fast.  Except when you're moving too god damned slow.  Can you just fucking move just at the right speed?  I bet if I came over to your house to break in and eat your porridge, it'd either be way too hot, or totally cold.

Seriously, back in the old days, we wouldn't stand for this shit.  I've seen men disemboweled with sporks for less than moderating a contest too quickly. 

Your days are numbered.  I know where you live.

In a general sense.  Somewhere in the greater Chicago area.  But I'm pretty sure that with some sort of air-dispersal of weaponized anthrax I could probably hit you.  SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

BTW, I'm coming through town in a couple months.  Should we do lunch?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

This comic depicts the futility of war...and faqs

Comic Cup XIV: All retarded on the western front by RCCOLAMAN 5-13-10

C-captain!! The Noobian army has broken through our front lines! They've overrun the RMDC and are relentlessly shelling the general discussion page with stupid questions! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT PRIVATE PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!! WHAT ABOUT OUR FORT IN PHOTOSHOP VALLEY??? It's been destroy--AAGHH!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! OH HAI HOW I POST MY GENIOUSEST COMIX HERE?? <3 READ THE FAQ ITS RIGHT FUCKING THERE!!

I'm going to give Umfum until midnight saturday central standard time. If he doesn't post by that time then the first person who ahsnb't already been eleminated and who isn't still to come in the cup can post following the given rules and take his place and will then be able to cast votes in the other rounds as a fully competiting member of the cup.

Rc's gonna be tough to beat. That's pretty damned funny right there.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

*crickets*

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Anytime anyone wants to step in and take umfum's spot...

Anyone at all? 

COMIC CUP - A Dullard And A Dream by ZMannZilla 5-15-10

Ah wow, look at that. Some lucky nooblet could get in on this Comic Cup action. Brilliant! You should totally go for it. C'mon... everyone hates us nooblets! They accuse us of never having any good ideas! Don't let that stop you. C'mon. What's the funniest thing a nooblet could do? C'mon, right off the top of your head. Ow. This nail is making me kinda umfumdizzy. Where the hell did you come from, anyways? Do they even have humor there?

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

I like ZmannZilla's, but I just have to give my vote to RCCOLAMAN because that made me laugh more.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

ZmannZilla reminds me too much of Bazilla, and we all remember what that guy was like.  RCCOLAMAN ftw!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

ZmannZilla reminds me too much of Bazilla, and we all remember what that guy was like.  RCCOLAMAN ftw!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

This is a tough call. I have to deliberate a bit longer. They are both pretty damned good.

ZMann: don't forget to vote in the previous rounds, as is now your right.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

jes_lawson, brycekain and not_Scyess get my votes, for reasons I can't elaborate on because I'm currently at work.  Kudos to everyone though, all the entrants have been awesome.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

With those votes not_scycess has advanced!!! In the chicka vs brycekain match we are still waiting on votes from HCRoyall and lima. PM and harass them. Do what must be done. Do what should be done.

NEXT UP... four_legged_tripod vs LuckyGuess

The rules for this match come from CC240, hosted by Chicka. The rules are:

attitudechicka

Yeah, that's right, make a comic about chicka's birthday and camping, don't like the rules? Well, if either of you win, you can come up with all the hilarious rules you want and in order to win you have to play my game for now, so dance for me my pawns dance!

P.S. Hurry and post comics before Gabe shits himself, you know that guy has ADD anf can't possibly keep track of this much longer. We don't want to lsoe him before he can lose his first round match.

With those votes not_scycess has advanced!!! In the chicka vs brycekain match we are still waiting on votes from HCRoyall and lima. PM and harass them. Do what must be done. Do what should be done.

NEXT UP... four_legged_tripod vs LuckyGuess

The rules for this match come from CC240 hosted by Chicka. The rules are:

attitudechicka

Yeah, that's right, make a comic about chicka's birthday and camping, don't like the rules? Well, if either of you win, you can come up with all the hilarious rules you want and in order to win you have to play my game for now, so dance for me my pawns dance!

P.S. Hurry and post comics before Gabe shits himself, you know that guy has ADD and can't possibly keep track of this much longer. We don't want to lose him before he can lose his first round match.

Oooooops.

RCCOLAMAN gets the nod from me.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I hate to vote for RCcola since ZMann voted for me :(

 But RCCOLAMAN's comic made me laugh a bit more.

My vote is for RCCOLAMAN (sorry ZMann) 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

ZMannZilla

OK, so I'm home from work.  I just want to start off by saying that I've been following the Comics Cup from a lurking distance, and I'm really loving the stuff I've seen so far.  The thing I've always loved most about SC is the forum-comic crossover feature, which makes some really cool things possible, like these contests.

I went with jes_lawson because, and I realize there's few opportunities in life to say this as feedback so you'll have to let me savor it, mmmmmmmm, anyways Vodok's comic wasn't quite shitty enough.  It takes a lot of manure to overcome asiangirl2's favorite rapist, IMHO.

Although attitudechika's comic was spot on with the base AND bonus rules of the original contest, and I am personally a sucker for lawyers getting the ol' "Kilgore Trout" treatment, brycekain really snapped a rubber-band with his punchline.  Panel 3 was like a last-minute knockout in the bottom ten seconds of an awesome Round Three.

Admittedly, my vote for not_Scyess is a bit biased, but only because I have very shallow music tastes and I am not familiar enough with Radiohead to get the joke.  If the rules allow it, you can even ignore it on the grounds that it just ain't fair.

RCCOLAMAN, if I could vote for you, I would.  Your comic was epic hilarious and we all know it.  You knocked one out of the park.  Thanks for letting me ride your coattails into the peanut gallery.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to rock out to some Bobby Brown.  Well, I guesss we're gon-na... Haaaave to taaaake con-trooool (too hot to handle, too cold to hold, they call'd the Ghostbusters an' they're in controoooool)!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

crabby wrote:

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P.S. Hurry and post comics before Gabe shits himself,

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As much as I love ZMann, RCCOLAMAN gets my vote on this one. His just still stands up the same way it did when it was still unopposed. Great stuff from both of you.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I'm voting for Z-Zilla for turning umfum into a new type of central nervous system depression.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Ah, shit. Sorry, I had meant my lack of a vote in the second contest to be an abstaination, as I couldn't find any way to separate the two entries in terms of funny, so thats an Abstain for match two.

As for RCCOLAMAN vs ZMannZilla, I'm giving my vote to ZMannZilla due to the tiny 'chortle' sound I made while reading the last panel.

Well, by taking the cowards way out lima has given the match to Brycekain! Congrats on making it to the next round, tough guy!