This one was incredibly close. I'm going with the kitty.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

ladyj

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Both were funny, but as MacLeod said after killing Kurgen and then getting a job at a grocery store and having to work on the same day my grandma tried using two coupons on the same can of soup, "There can be only one".  Going to have to give the nod to Ladyj on this one, sorry kitty.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

ladyjdotnet

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'm hopping on zee cock train and voting for little_kitty

I have ladyj with an early 6-1 lead. Lot's of votes left to be cast. Let's get them in people!

NEXT UP!!! I've been looking forward to this match up more than any other first round match up. I'm excited to present... Beeko180 vs HCRoyall!

The rules for this contest come from a contest I should have won, but the judge really dropped the ball. For this one we go allllll the way back to CC310 which was hosted by redfeather.

His rules are as follows:

RedfeatheR

For the contestants, rules 1,2 and 3 do not apply to your entries, so please, only one comic, no photoshops, but please do your best to be funny. If you'd like to substitute facebook for myspace, that is fine by me. Good luck to you both!

kitty has stolen my heart.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Both comics were awesome, but I'm giving the nod to ladyj with the wirthling frottage scenario.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Kitty's comic punchline cracked me up the most, however, I liked LadyJ's comic a sliver better (not the wooden kind ... more like the Sharon Stone kind in a not so horrible way)

So my vote is for LadyJ

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

ladyJ by a whisker, sorry K!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'CC XIV']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Tripod, followed by LadyJ

Beeko hasn't posted in awhile and I'm more than a little bit concerned. I'm gonna give him until monday afternoon to get a comic in.

On the other hand if it was crabby that hadn't posted in a while, I wouldn't be at all concered.  I'd just figure the ebola I sent him finally set in. 

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I know you've heard it so much that the words just bounce off you, but...

Gabe, please stop rubbing up against the strippers.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Sorry for being so late at, well, everything lately. I've been very busy.

My three votes. I vote for RCCOLAMAN followed by four_legged_tripod and then followed by little_kitty.

And my entry-

[Click to view comic: 'CC XIV']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Yours was great Beeko but HCRoyall gets the nod for combining religion and myspace as has happened in reality

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

HCRoyall gets my vote.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

A surprise point for Beeko, methinks, but it was close.

Msr. Royall

Also, so much for my epic return from comic retirement. I gracefully bow to Ms. LadyJ, though, for teh win.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

HCRoyall

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I liked both but the edge goes to HC.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I cast a terrible curse of victory on HC

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

HCRoyall

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troelsea at gmail dot com

HC marginally.

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Mediocrity at its most average.