So you should have asked for your warriors to be brought back to life in complete health. Or just "restored to complete health", which necessarily involves being brought back to life part. Right?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

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Comic #100! Woo hoo!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

So you should have asked for your warriors to be brought back to life in complete health. Or just "restored to complete health", which necessarily involves being brought back to life part. Right?

Goddamnit. I'm calling an emergency meeting of the Warriors of the Peace.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

This seems to be a popular contest.

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Maybe ladyj.net should have wished for the Golden State Warriors.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

So you should have asked for your warriors to be brought back to life in complete health. Or just "restored to complete health", which necessarily involves being brought back to life part. Right?

Goddamnit. I'm calling an emergency meeting of the Warriors of the Peace.

And I should have worded it, "I wish I was an infinitely powerful, omniscient immortal."

Of course, then your DM would have turned me into an infinitely powerful.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

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And I should have worded it, "I wish I was an infinitely powerful, omniscient immortal."

Of course, then your DM would have turned me into an infinitely powerful.

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Being an "infinitley powerful." would let you put a "stop" to anything :-)

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

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I figure the more crappy ones I spit out, the better chance I have of winning... right?

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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first comic in a while

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Will also be finishing up my series shortly.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 171: The old joke (37)'] (Blast it, I mislabeled one.)
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Yay, now I can go to bed. Wake me up when it's judging time.

[Click to view comic: 'Goedel, Wisher, Bach']

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exit, pursued by a bear

No ne asked for it, but here it is.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Well, I'm sorry I'm late in judging but... wait, nobody noticed? In that case, since it's clearly still Friday afternoon, here's a list of honorable mentions:

[list]
[*]It takes all sorts... - jes_lawson
[*]Marketing V - Trippingbillee
[*]If Wishes Were Fishes, I'd Be Up To My Gills In Fins - callie_chan
[*]Old Lady, Old Joke - Chaly
[*]brad (He knows why)
[*]Be Careful What You Ask For - kaufman
[*]Canada I - Trippingbillee
[*]Beat It! - Bargaintuan
[*]All Your Wish Are Belong To Us - bonwag
[*]Wish not granted - Spankling
[*]A Distant Flame Before The Sun - Zegota
[*]The Make a Wish Foundation - TheGovernor
[*]Those IBM Ads Were Funny At First - Namgubed
[/list]

I thought there were a lot of funny entries this time, so much so that I don't think I can pick out a single comic that stood above the rest. However, I'm going to give this one to Devin because of his sheer bulk of funny* comics, while secretly loathing him for making me work harder during my week** off school.

* I emphasize this only because I know someone is going to try and submit hundreds of unfunny comics in
a future contest.

** Which is only two days, not that I'm bitter or anything.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Yay!

I'll start the next contest right away.

Damn.
I should of won. Even if I didn't enter this contest.

*blink* An honorable mention? Hot damn, that makes me happy enough. ^_^

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"You cannot lick the system. You can, however, fondle it."