Just that they had reports of a strange person stalking little kids while wearing a Janet Reno costume. I told them he was only after the kid's candy, but you know cops. Don't you? Me neither. Never mind.

And we had such a good rhythm going, too.

Why'd ya have to go and fuck it all up?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

So that you would have a chance to fuck up the response I was about to submit.

If America moved out of the way, would Canada fall on top of Mexico?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

No, because it would dangle on Greenland.

What is love?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Love is the elusive bird that flies in the window, shits on your head, and then flies out again, taking your favorite piece of jewelry off in its beak.

Do you not understand the format of question and answer tag?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yes. And...no.

What do Uma Thurman's feet remind you of?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Nope, I guess I don't. Is it supposed to be funny?

When the individual posts are funny, and contribute to the thread's cumulative funniness instead of unfunnying it up like yours, then it's funny.

So, what do Uma Thurman's feet remind you of?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The format is you post a response to the above question.

Then in the same post, you write another question, right?

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

very good, cowtipper. And biped, Uma Thurman's feet remind me of the time I masturbated with your mom's shoe by wearing it and kicking myself repeatedly in the prostate.

What color panties do you wear?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Magenta!

Who would be the best replacement for Steve on Blue's Clues?

(sorry for not understanding the game)

A large piece of leftover pizza with anchovies.

Why time does the bus back to the hospital arrive?

oh jeez, I meant, "what time"
I wish we had an edit button for the replies

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Why time does the bus back to the hospital arrive?

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When Harry Met Sally

Which of these men is Ralph Nader?

A)

B)

C)

D)

I'll take "D" for $100, Alex.

Why is the sky blue, but the trees are green and hamburgers are this yucky brown color?

Uhhh.. I don't know.

The sky is blue???

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

It's black in my world.

Why does everything turn to dust when I pass by?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Because you were the one that decided to eat those 5 bean burritos for lunch.

Why does fire facinate me so?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Because you've never made love like an animal.

Why is my left buttock so much sexier than my right one?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

It has something to do with the moons gravitational pull.

If penguins could swear, what would be their favourite insult?

Quack.

Who farted?

You did!

What sound does a Swedish duck make? (hint... there's an umlaut in there somewhere)

Swedish jack off umlaut-juice ... DUH! ...

Why isn't there more anal midget porn?

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)