They were both pretty funny, but I gotta go with Drexle on this one.

(The 666 was just an added bonus)

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This is not my empire.

My vote's for Dan.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

My vote goes to kaufman for making me feel better.

Actually, though the word "spin" alone nearly won my vote for Dan, Drexle gets it in the end (Pun) for the line wirthling quoted earlier and for the seductive smile, in the comic and out.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I'm gonna have to give the nod to Drexle, who will be appearing today in blue italicized bold, just to be different.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Drexle by a donkey's... umm... nose.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Going to be gone between 9 and 5 tomorrow (wow, real working hours!). So if you start my round, my entry won't be posted until then. Sorry about any inconvenience. This is on Central time, by the way.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Drexle by a donkeys penis.

Oi! You! Crabby!

Email me a rule, or suffer the donkeysequences.

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Does crabby need to submit a rule for this match? I thought DexX made up all the rules in the first round.

It's not the finals what do I have to send rules for now.

He wants you to send one rule for the match between Gabe and whoever goes up against Gabe. He told us about that at the start of the whole cup on the sign up page.

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*grumble*

Okay, once more for those who weren't paying attention. I am trying out a new rule, under which the defeated competitors submit a rule to be used in the following round in the match being played by whoever beat them. Two people going into round two means two people eliminated, and those two provide a rules each for the match between the two who beat them.

Shit, it is a simply idea, but a bit hard to explain in text...

Abe beats Bob, Cal beats Dan, so in round two Abe plays Cal, with rules provided by Bob and Dan.

Got it?

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After am exciting match of donkey-wrangling and nationality shenanigans, the judges decision is in - four votes for Big Evil Dan, but a whopping nine votes for Drexle, who will now advance to round two. Dan, if you could submit a rule for Drexle vs ??? in round two, I would be thankful.

The standings...

Gabe
vs - - - - - Gabe wins.
Crabby

Bunner
vs - - - - - Bunner wins.
Tiger

Habnem
vs - - - - - Habnem wins.
Spankling

Kaufman
vs - - - - - Kaufman wins.
ObiJo

Big Evil Dan
vs - - - - - Drexle wins.
Drexle

attitudechicka
vs - - - - - ???? wins.
Andy Dougan

LadyJ vs FlickGuy
Skagg vs Wirthling

..and we are almost ready to get going with the final of the inaugural StripCreator.com Battle of the Bands. Our two finalists are both great rock bands, and here they are, coming on stage now... The all-girl hard-rock punk-inspired country-tainted Attitude Chicks have been making a lot of noise, and even a bit of music, during this contest. On the opposite stage you will see Andy and the Douganites, who play a distinctive fusion of funk, folk, and drunken abuse. Both bands will be playing original songs tonight, composed under the following rules...

1) Your strip must begin with the narrative "[Sung to the tune of ...]" with the ellipse replaced by the title of a song. The rest of the strip must adhere fairly closely to the rhythm of the song you choose. The idea is that you should be able to sing the song using the strip's text as alternative lyrics.

2) Let's make the song a duet - at least one frame of the strip must feature a recognisably male character and a recognisably female character, and they have to be facing each other.

Okay, the bands are tuned up... the power is turned on... Rock and roll!

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I thought Dee beat Cal. Who's this Dan character? What does he want? He doesn't have a temper, does he?

And where the hell's God during Dan's reign of terror? Probably kneedeep in some GODDAMNED foursome with Eve, Fro, and Hal.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Dee got a sex-change, so she changed her name.

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A sex change? Must be sweeps week. Next thing you know they'll be killing off Hal.

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quote:

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attitudechicka
vs - - - - - ???? wins.
Andy Dougan

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I can't pass up the chance to make a comic when the muse hits.

They Might Be Midgets by gabe_billings 9-29-01

Sung to the tune of 'Minimum Wage' by TMBG. o/ Minimum o/ o/ wage! o/ So that's it, then. You forgot the whip.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

This is a song I wrote in my drug-abusing days. Thought I'd share it with you. And by the way, DexX, I actually already did a strip exactly like this. It's titled "Duet".

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That being last Wednesday.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Contrived puns r us.

Comic Cup V - Pink donkey gets a knighthood by andydougan 9-29-01

Sung to the tune of "Wonderful Tonight" On my way to the palace/I pass outside wirthling's place. "Don't go this way," I cry/"Unless you want to be debased!" But I do not hear him... Ooh, that anus looks so tight! Who's next on the list? You have one deaf fool to knight.

Though he's a brutish lout, And he do gain gets my vote for the silly pun at the end of his strip.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

attitudechicka's had more of a beat, and i could dance to it better. hence, she gets my scrote... erm, vote. yes.

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attitudechicka

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

my vote goes to attitudechicka.

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