...and then longjohnjunk ended the sentence,that has been going on for 50 pages that would really suck if it ended,but it didnt because i say so then all of the sudden this nasty old dog said....

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

..."Strange grammatical incontinuities are as bad as ending the sentence!", which happens to be what my father said when...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...I porked him and he hit his head on the table, which was misplaced because I had been cleaning earlier and needed to clean the shit stains off our carpet after our house was invaded by gay...

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

...cockroaches with a tendency to clean houses for free. Meanwhile...

...we loop back in time, to a simpler era of peaceful sentencing, where n00bs and retarded old-schoolers alike didn't fuck up a long-ass sentence with their newfangled whippersnapper grammatical techniques, and instead concentrated on the two women rubbing their vaginas together, which can only be described as...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...clinically interesting, academically speaking, and the only reason I'm watching it over and over on a continuous loop is so that I can complete my essay on...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

... fun with friction ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...and fun without friction, as when the two solids being rubbed against each other suddenly became moist, and...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...the value of mu suddenly changes...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...to the sad fact that i am probably the lamest person on this site, which is usually overshadowed by...

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No.

...the flood of "Wang" and "Dong" punchlines that show up whenever somebody...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

...says 'Dongs' or 'Wangs', respectively, and then a self-admitted lame-ass begins to perspire at a rate only heretofore seen in quantum physics...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...for us magazine where couples can dicuss the meanings of quantum physic while....

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

...taking a class on spelling and grammar, which seems to be a course lacking in nearly all schooling these days...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

......acordin to some people who spend all there time wasting all your valuable air eating.....

...ass, like when your co-workers try to toady up to the boss by...

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

...autolocating onto the back of the wrist, turning it through 90° and twisting the hips, bringing the wrist sharply down and...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

...smacking the taste out of a certain smug SC veteran's cute little mouth...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...when just then, charles eyes opened, and he knew for the first time, that after all of the fighting, the IRS wars, the battle of the paint cans, he finnaly realized that the truth had always been in front of his eyes, yet he never wanted to come to realize the truth that he...

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No.

... had no more whipped cream to top his cherry pie with (charles loved cherry pie a lot, you see), and in his heart all light left and was replaced by the stygian, mossy growth of chronic depression, a disease afflicting millions of...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...screaming bottles of Chateau Neuf du Pape...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...killing...

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

...every pancake within a mile of its respective stuff, having been penised there by untold hordes of oppressed...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

...pancake penisers...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...whose pancakes have suffered in quality ever since certain ancient penising techniques have been outlawed by...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.