...what could have cause such a lapse, and ran through the possibilities in my head, such as CIA censhorship of the site, or maybe lost time cause by UFO abduction, but then I realised that the most likely explaination would have to be...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

...too many orgies, not enough...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...penicillin, made obvious by...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

...sores on...

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

...that patch of cracked drywall that I never got fixed, but...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...I think I've lost track of what I was really talking about, which was, of course, the sexual aspect of cucumbers, especially...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

...how cucumbers reproduce, which I discovered is by...

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

... the crick across from the old pesthouse, providing it doesn't...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...take a jump off the high dive at the pool, because...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

....the high dive can only withhold 500 pounds and........

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

...therefore...

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

... intelligent design might have in fact been an elaborate episode of "TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes", as host Dick Clark is obviously in line with the clandestine shadow government that crypto-historians have nicknamed...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...ShadGov, but that's not half as dumb as their name for...

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

...distilled pomegranate spirits, which taste remarkably like...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...evaporated milk mixed with two cups of human skin flakes, a concoction which is considered a delicacy in...

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It's grime time.

... small siberian villages only recently discovered by...

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I wont be satisfied until they laminate it in gold.

... the RIAA who've sent lawyers to check siberian hard drives for...

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

... signs of the avian bird flu, which has spread from birds to humans to computers, thus prooving Newton's Theory of...

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"Old" is the old new.

... Graviton Generation, a very convoluted and nonsensical rant by the famed scientist that was penned during a chaotic period in the scholar's life that was marked by his new interest in masturbating in public restrooms and hunting for ass in Turkish...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...occupied Russia, which, for those of you not aware of Baltic history, was the period of time in which the former Soviet Union was terrorized by the largest...

...quark ever, which really isn't that large when you think about it, but everyone was nervous in those days, when...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

the air smelled like honey, and the diareah ran like burning rivers of lava from cafeterias down by the cheap side of town where they

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

...used to have this cute little cafe that served the most delicious...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

...diareah that ran like burning rivers of lava from cafeterias down by the cheap side of town where they...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...fucked goats for pleasure whilst simultaneously yanking their...

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I has a flavor!