God it's imposible to pull out this facial hair on my neck with my fingers.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I'd almost forgotten about the Stripcreator Sims.

And, of course, the photo album.

I never did have much luck creating a Tobor character.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Gooooooogle hack?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I was always jealous 'cause there was no sim for me.

*sniff* elitists

I'll have you know, I shot off a party gun at 03/03/03 at 3:03pm. Thank you pita for reminding me. My mother thinks I'm nutty.

My sim character is way prettier than I am in real life. You did make her a taurus, didn't you?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

He made me a Cancer. But many folks think of punsters that way.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'll have to go back and check. I made her as pretty as your picture seemed, so there.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You lying sack of beauty you.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

how to make a starship enterprise out of an old floppy disk

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

In honor of my first post on this thread in 03/20/01. I will now post a day early.

Carry on citizens!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

This has probably been posted before...

...by me...

http://www.brunching.com/geekhierarchy.html

At this precise moment there are 1337 topics in the GD forum.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

TH15 15 T3H R0XX0R!!!!! STR1PCR34T0R I5 T3H L337!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Great rez site

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You know how many colossal geeks there are in Oakland? The library stocks RPG rulebooks.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Does anybody here know anything about server-side XSLT with PHP? Brad?

I'm envisioning a scheme for my web site whereby I use a database and xml files for content (so I only have to update things once) and then transform the xml on the server to create various versions of the pages that meet the varying browser support out there (one that uses current JavaScript standards, one that works with older implementations, one that uses no scripting, and so on). I don't want to have to deal with browsers' varying xml parsing capabilities, which is why I want to transform the xml on the server and deliver simple xhtml to the browser.

I have found plenty of help for server-side xslt with ASP but hardly any about PHP (and the discussions I have found about PHP and XSLT are over my head at this point). I am guessing that PHP, or at least the kind of servers that would use only PHP, will not support the Microsoft XML parser. What is the open source equivalent? Is there more than one? If so, is there any easy way I can find out which one my host uses? (Hostrocket really sucks when it comes to documentation, so there's really no help there, although I'll try out their forums if nobody here can help.)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I submited the stripcreator.com url to fazed. Prepare for noobs.

you bastard.

mwa ha ha

Oh my god. This thread is still alive...

(Been awhile since I've been to any forum other than competition...)

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This is not my empire.

This thread will never die. It will be used by future historians to document the downfall of civilization. If we're really lucky, it'll be the cause of said downfall.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Lord of the Onion Rings

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Peter Bagge! I loved Hate comix back in the day (but I didn't hate everything else).

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Does anybody here know anything about server-side XSLT with PHP? Brad?

I'm envisioning a scheme for my web site whereby I use a database and xml files for content (so I only have to update things once) and then transform the xml on the server to create various versions of the pages that meet the varying browser support out there (one that uses current JavaScript standards, one that works with older implementations, one that uses no scripting, and so on). I don't want to have to deal with browsers' varying xml parsing capabilities, which is why I want to transform the xml on the server and deliver simple xhtml to the browser.

I have found plenty of help for server-side xslt with ASP but hardly any about PHP (and the discussions I have found about PHP and XSLT are over my head at this point). I am guessing that PHP, or at least the kind of servers that would use only PHP, will not support the Microsoft XML parser. What is the open source equivalent? Is there more than one? If so, is there any easy way I can find out which one my host uses? (Hostrocket really sucks when it comes to documentation, so there's really no help there, although I'll try out their forums if nobody here can help.)

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