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Boorite in the morning.

Not His Type

I vant to suck ... Believe me, it ain't all it's cracked up to be.

by kaufman, 10-17-05

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The New Trainee by kaufman 10-17-05

Here split-level! Com here, split-level. Oh, don't you have pretty shingles! Come on, come to me. You can do it! Come on, split-level. How many times do I have to tell you: We don't make house calls!

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I have had a lot of practice at cleaning up and colouring hand-drawn and scanned images, since that's how I've done all my SC.com art, except Drac and the crab. If you feel like flinging them my way, go ahead.

I'd recommend hosting them somewhere then emailing me the links - the biggest, highest-quality black outline you have, paired with a link to a pencil-coloured version so I can see the colour scheme, for each character.

Ya know... if ya like. :)

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Breaking Story by mandingo 10-17-05

shocking news yesterday as the 21-day rampage by the red robot suddenly ceased. no one knows why, but his pausing has led to mass suicides as people expect the worst i knew i should have gone with Duracell

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Still no caveman?

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Cost Benefit Analysis by choadwarrior 10-17-05

I've looked at your operation and I have a few recommendations for cost savings. If someone would hit the lights, I'll start my Powerpoint presentation. Issue one: there are many opportunities to save money by changing to a lower cost health insurance plan.

Someone Had To Do It by AccentuateNegative 10-17-05

Okay, before we get to work on that cavity, I'll give you some novacaine. You're going to feel a tiny prick. Wouldn't be the first time that accompanied a shot in the mouth.

here's a water stream prop so the water from the firehose can extend across the comic:

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this thread made stripcreator so much better

Walking on a Hot Sidewalk with Blueberry Gum on Your Shoe by not_Scyess 10-17-05

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more squidrabies art, ribbed for your pleasure. a doctor and a nurse:

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So I bought a 12MP digital camera this morning...

Is anyone interested in more photo backgrounds? I'm guessing no, since the awesome ones Choad did aren't in use now. But I've got a new toy and I can hope...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

normal settings like the outside of a church, hospital, bank, a kitchen, pool, swingset, etc. would be on my wishlist

here's Misunderstood Ba, err... Angry Bacon Man:

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here's some unedited .pngs for some photoshop wizard to work with, it's my actual drawings for "Orange Soda"

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more squidrabies art, ribbed for your pleasure. a doctor and a nurse:

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Nipple hater. That's right, I said it.

DexX is on the case...

*gets out magnifying glass*

Now, where's the body?

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Practice by choadwarrior 10-17-05

Ma'am, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. My husband is DEAD! Isn't he? I'm afraid so. How could he have died? He just came in to have an in-grown toenail removed, you quack! We have a saying in the doctoring business. One man's malpractice is another man's late-term abortion.

Needle by choadwarrior 10-17-05

Are you ready for your shot? Sure. It's going in your arm. I know. You can pull your pants up, any time. You're the one who told me to relax.

Here ya go! Caveman!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Me likey da caveman.

Here's the nurse, with a new pose and drastically reduced nipplage:

Squid's art, formatted by me, and I also reduced the nipples and did the extra pose with some cut and paste magic.

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A doctor in a lab coat and a chef, from the amazing squabies man...

[sings]
Squabies Man, Squabies Man,
Does whatever a squabies can,
Though nobody knows precisely what that is.
It probably involves MS Paint.
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And a top-down bed background by request.

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