UnknownEric

Your son is my hero

Hear hear.

Let's all give a hand for the hero kid!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

his name is Read?

 forthcoming children: Write, Divide, Spell and Triangulate?

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Kill Whitey.

Ewwwww

 

Announcement:

You all saw me call this days ago! SCROE! :l

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

I find out sometime this week if I got the promotion I've been up for forever.

Odds are in my favor 90% to 10%. If I don't get the promotion, I'll be terminating my employment because the other person who applied is a complete asshole and I can barely work along side him, much less under his direction.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

If you don't get it it's probably because you're A GODDAMN POPTART STEALING WHORE!!!

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Poop.

It requires skill to steal the poptarts from our vending machine.

Or super stretchy arms like Mr. Fantastic.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Ewwwww

You spelled "scrotum" wrong.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Some guy at the White Sox v Angels game threw up on me tonight.

It was not BigFrank105.

Hit the trail for BIG Western adventure  HERE!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

choadwarrior

I was supposed to go to that game with my family, but seeing as half my family is elsewhere, my Dad gave up the tickets to a co-worker. I wish I could have been there to puke on you Choad :(

FC Barcelona (one of the best football teams in the world are going to Edinburgh to play Hibernian (my favourite football team in the world) at Murrayfield (60,000 seater national Rugby Union stadium) about two weeks after I move up to Edinburgh.

SCROE!

choadwarrior

Some guy spilled an entire beer on me at the Cubs v Dodgers game today.

I'm going to another Cubs/Dodgers game on Wednesday and I figure the only thing left is to get pissed on or to get splattered with beer shits.

You could get ejaculated on.

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Poop.

At Wrigley Field that's not impossible.

Why do people in predominately Catholic countries like football (soccer) so much?

Its fucking eerie, man......

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmerican

Are you suggesting that all nations aside from the US are predominantly catholic nations?

Rabid_Weasle

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but it is at U.S. Cellular since most White Sox fans are impotent

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what if nigger meant kite

I have gotten all 8 badge !!

And beat elite 4 with this team:

90 pokemonss!!!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

dcomposed

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I has a flavor!

In about... 7 minutes I'll be making the long trek to Memphis. 8 hours driving. Woo.

Lucky you. Get thee to Interstate Bar-B-Q on Third Street and enter the gates of BBQ nirvana.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

FAK SAN ANTONIO!

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obscenity filter is off

BigFrank105

 

Pfft. That's nothing. It takes about 7 hours to get from here to a significantly larger city only one province over.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

WTF UPS?

Amazon, in conjunction with UPS, has managed a package fuckup of massive proportions.

Not only did they manage to miss my house by 3,000 miles, they seem to have ripped the fabric of space and time and sent my package nearly 18 months into the past.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.