biped

I really wish you wouldn't have these on myspace. I've been aching to look at one ever since I saw one of them.

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Beeko180

I really wish you wouldn't have these on myspace. I've been aching to look at one ever since I saw one of them.

 Look no further!!!

Thanks. I didn't expect a story but it was pretty good.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Thank you, I love it when people actually read those.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I need to pee but can't be bothered getting out of my chair yet.

A new couch is to be delivered to my condo in approximately one hour. It is to replace a futon so horrible when we took it apart last night, the nuts and screws came out without use of tools.

There's some double entendre in there, I just can't seem to find it.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My wife is a whore.

Last night I fixed a slinkie.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I've made 1106 comics!

:)

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I pierced my nipple with a rusty clothespin and now I think it's infected.

My son has made his first three panel comic:

He also has his own email address. By my calculations, he'll be registering next week.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Better buy him an asbestous suit if he's going to be posting on the forums.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

He's quite the artist, if a bit derivative

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

There's a bunch of cards, you slide them in and out of the panel positions... eh, go to Wendy's and get your own.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

They have them at the wendy's ice cream thingy ma bob place!

Maybe it's another wendy's. Do they have an ice cream near their logo?

 anyway. I made a comic about spitAND cups today. Talk about crazy beeko stuff!

Here it is:

[Click to view comic: 'Cheers- The Story of a Cup Critic (6)']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

USA

Australia

Wendy's robber Booker T

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Batman created by Bob Kane

dcomposed

Fuck! I can't get one.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Don't feel bad. Most people in my area can't get one either. I had to drive 200 miles to find a Wendy's.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I went through Wendy's drive through and ordered a baked potato and chili.

 They forgot the chili :(

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christopher7murphy

I LOVE that chilli. BK came out with a chilli a few years ago to compete with it, but it was disguting.

Beeko180

Consider yourself lucky. You'd have to purchase what amounts to a bag of shit to get it.

crabby

I LOVE that chilli. BK came out with a chilli a few years ago to compete with it, but it was disguting.

You realise that the chili is just leftover burgers from the day before.

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Poop.

After gaining 25 pounds and keeping it on pretty consistently (when I was already 20-25 pounds over where I wanted to be!), I have taken the plunge into Nutrisystem. I have heard the horror stories, so I am resigned to the food. Nasty food, we hates it!

I haven't gotten my first shipment yet. It should be here tomorrow. I'm starting on Friday, just in time for Thanksgiving! I should certainly get a few strips out of it, and if I do lose the 50 pounds, maybe I won't be condemned to a life of paying for sex. Not that I have yet. I swear. Well, that one time in seminary. But I swear to God I didn't know I was buying a hustler at the time.

Anyway, I'm adding a weight calendar to my signature so that you can mock me appropriately.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Rabid_Weasle

I LOVE that chilli. BK came out with a chilli a few years ago to compete with it, but it was disguting.

You realise that the chili is just leftover burgers from the day before.

That is just an old wivestale. The chili comes in giant presealed bags that are then addd to pots and heated up. I've talked to enough mexicans who work there to know this for a fact and even keep an empty bag of Wendy's chili when people try to talk that bullshit in my home.