Sorry I'm late--materials took a bit longer to prepare than I thought.
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The Skinny:
1. For this contest, you will use at least four (4) rock song titles per comic.

2. However, the song titles must come from these groups: LED ZEPPELIN, RADIOHEAD, JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE, KING CRIMSON, THE POLICE.

3. For your convenience, I am providing this master list.
Please use only song titles from the master list.*

4. I'm familiar with these groups and songs, but it will help others if you set off your song titles 'In Quotes' <--like that. You can leave off the parenthetical titles if you want or use them separately--damn you, Thom!

Hints & Allegations:
1. Try to use as little extra wording as possible--the perfect comic would contain at least 6 song titles (or 7 if you use one as your comic title) and zero extra words--while still making sense.
2. Series are welcome if you're up to it.
3. Be creative

Things Left Unsaid:
1. If the "master list" link above does not work for you for some reason, send me a pm with your email address. I'll send you an MSWord.doc of the list.
2. Since there's a lot of info (and hoops) to go through, FINAL JUDGEMENT will be Tuesday evening.

*The master list is not a complete discography. I culled titles from regular issue albums and CDs, boxed sets, and two Radiohead EPs.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I'm sorry. I can't hear the rules over Robert Plant's shrill melismatic wailing.

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What others say about boorite!

First in

praise me, worship me... accept me.

Song Remains The Same - pt 1 by CrunchyCheese 9-12-03

Be My Girl, Sally Don't stand so close to me heartbreaker creep so lonely Poor Tom

Song Remains the Same - pt2 by CrunchyCheese 9-12-03

Can't Stand losing you O My God I burn for you How Stupid Mr. Bates Voices Inside My Head Too Much Information

Song Remains the same - pt 3 by CrunchyCheese 9-12-03

Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream Model Man I talk to the wind 21st centruy schizoid man Dig me We'll let you know

Song Remains the same - end by CrunchyCheese 9-12-03

Izabela? Ezy Ryder? Little Miss Lover... Hey baby.... And the Gods made love If 6 was 9 come on.....

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Getting the Led in:

Pb 20 by kaufman 9-12-03

Dramatis personae: Four Sticks (okay, two each shown twice) Of all the old friends! This'll be a celebration day! What brings the rover to these parts? I need another 25 cents for dam repairs, thank you. When the levee breaks, the ocean'll ramble on through. ***RUMBLE!!!*** No quarter. Hey, hey, what can I do? You shook me down too much already -- How many more times can you expect me to pay? In the light of that, I'm going to California, over the hills and far away. Your time is gonna come... SHIT! The dam! Run for your life! Sorry, nobody's fault but mine. Hot dog! It's Moby Dick!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

it would be more fun if we could use any song title.

Variations on a theme...

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I has a flavor!

P.S. I meant CC210. I can't keep numbers straight. Aw, hell, I barely know what day it is today.

It's Tuesday, right?

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I has a flavor!

Trampled Under Foot by Spankling 9-12-03

Babe I'm Gonna Leave You! How Many More Times? Since I've Been Loving You In My Time Of Dying I Can't Vrooom Vrooom! Hey Hey What Can I Do? I'm Gonna Crawl! Sex, Sleep, Eat, Driven To Tears... I Can't Quit You Baby!! [Groon] Thank You Lucky Man In A Suitcase.

14 titles and nothing else. Still the same shit I make all the time.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

cc210 - Contest? by ObiJo 9-13-03

LED ZEPPELIN! Led Led Led LED ZEPPELIN! Did you even read the rules of this contest?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

CC 210: i burn for you by illyanadmc 9-13-03

bring it on home, moby dick how many more times? 1983 i can't...just...blow out! the bed's too big without you... bring on the night!

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all your retarded comics are belong to me.

CC 210: ha ha ha by boinky33 9-13-03

Hey Baby! You Creep! Come On. Don't Stand So Close To Me. ........................................................................................................................................... Thank You........

Note: You and Creep are different songs.

This contest is immoral! Look what happened when I played Spankling's comic backwards!

CC 210: Subliminal Messages by BigEvilDan 9-13-03

.esactiuS A nI naM ykcuL uoY knahT [noorG] !!ybaB uoY tiuQ t'naC I ...sraeT oT nevirD ,taE ,peelS ,xeS !lwarC annoG m'I Worship Satan, your dark master! !mooorV mooorV t'naC I gniyD fO emiT yM nI uoY gnivoL neeB ev'I ecniS ?semiT eroM ynaM woH !uoY evaeL annoG m'I ebaB

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The Battle of Evermore by akirajim 9-14-03

Babe I'm Gonna Leave You. Blow Out, Creep. Hey Hey What Can I Do? I Can't Quit You Baby. Nobody's Fault But Mine. How Can You Be Sure? You Come On Contact.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

CC 210: "How I made my millions" by lukket 9-14-03

"In the evening" "She's so fine" "Hey Joe", "I will" "Discipline" "You" "Are you experienced?" "I am a wicked child" "That's the way" "Yes I am" "Little Miss lover"

("I am a wicked child" is on the second "Go to sleep" Single from Radiohead. If you want a complete list of Radiohead songs with lyrics, go to http://www.ateaseweb.com/songs/index.php)

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 210 : Demolition Man by niteowl 9-14-03

Alright low life, what's your name? I'm the King Of Pain, I'm Demolition Man! Very funny. Are you the one who wrecked Miss Gradenko's mailbox? Bombs Away! Ok kid, I'm taking you in and calling your mother. No officer...please don't! She'll just give me a sermon!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

radiohead and king crimson rock

i dunno about this contest tho

CC210: Regatta de Barely Compliant by UnknownEric 9-15-03

Hey Joe. Hey Joe. O My God! O My God! Synchronicity I! Synchronicity II!

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I has a flavor!

Maybe, but I was trying to stimulate creativity in other ways by limiting your vocabulary. So far, the comics are of high quality. Still...

[b]Rules Amendment:

0. Use ANY song title you want for the next 36 hours of this contest.[/b]
0.1. Set the title off in quotes/italics if you have other text/dialogue.
0.1.5. Work in songs from the master list, too.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC210: Astro Man #1 by TheGovernor 9-15-03

Astro Man! Sail To The Moon! Purple Haze, Up From The Skies! No Surprises? Ain't No Telling, Communication Breakdown. You Got Me Floatin' Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was

CC210: Astro Man #2 by TheGovernor 9-15-03

No Time This Time! Remember Astro Man, The Other Way Of Stopping. Ripcord, Airbag! Walking on the Moon...De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da... ...Contact!

CC210: Astro Man #3 by TheGovernor 9-15-03

Hey Joe Astro Man! My Friend. Earthbound? Planet Telex. So lonely! Earth Blues, Driven to Tears, Manic Depression! Subterranean Homesick Alien!

CC210: Astro Man #4 by TheGovernor 9-15-03

Hey Hey What Can I Do? Blow Out Astro Man, No Warning. Vrooom Vrooom, B'Boom!! Come On, You Just In Limbo, In The Evening We're Gonna Groove! Hey Joe, Everything In Its Right Place, Bring It On Home Thank You Astro Man!

CC210:Friends Creep; you just sulk red (thrak!) by lara7 9-16-03

Captain Monosyllabic! What happened? {SULK} The arresting officer says you're a... CREEP! Of all of your FRIENDS, who would have tipped the cops? YOU.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Peace - A Theme by umfumdisi 9-16-03

I Talk To The Wind, Invisible Sun... Purple Haze In The Wake Of Poseidon. Ain't No Telling; I Might Be Wrong. In My Time Of Dying--The Wanton Song Manic Depression: Achilles' Last Stand. King Of Pain...Castles Made Of Sand. Peace - An End

I had to make one entry.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Sorry, I was busy burning CDs last night for the Swap and couldn't get online to judge.

Disqualification:
ObiJo--for blatant disregard of teh rules

Honorable Mention
ObiJo--for still being funny while doing the above

Background Music Award:
kaufman--for illustrating what happens When The Levee Breaks

Bronzed Donut Award:
niteowl--best use of The Police

Foresight Is 20/20 Citation:
Unknown Eric--I was hoping someone would use Synchronicity I and II; Unk did it funnily

Vice-President of Funneh:
Spankling--made me laugh the hardest the first time I read it [Groon]

Grand Champion:
TheGovernor--sculpted a cool story from the given materials, and made excellent use of the titles in key places

Take it away, Guv.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Wow, Thanks. I'll get a new comp up pronto