Yeah man, I can't offer any advice or sympathy, sure, I have dozens of comics about getting messed around by females, but I am so totally against touching O.P.P. I can't stand to see it happen at all, anywhere, with anyone, ever.
I'll literally drag my friend off of a girl by his penis if I know that he knows she's already taken, it's just not acceptable.
I don't have many morals, just that one.
I suppose I am the asshole here. I know I would be pissed if I was her boyfriend.
I know this feels like the biggest thing in the world to me right now, but bunner's right- in the grand scheme of things this is nothing. It'll go away, and I should just deal and stop bitching. And apologize for being a jerk.
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