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Spankling
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Tourette's was a cool idea but it is not a speech impediment. You can understand someone with tourette's all too well.
But it may have much in common with stuttering, for example by way of cause. I'm not Dr. Pedantic, but I believe that theories for the cause of each lead to mental development and brain disorders. I would argue that it counts.

Or did I miss your point... (what are these footprints doing on my head again?)

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7-23-01 2:55pm (new)
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NastyPope
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But it may have much in common with stuttering, for example by way of cause. I'm not Dr. Pedantic, but I believe that theories for the cause of each lead to mental development and brain disorders. I would argue that it counts.

Or did I miss your point... (what are these footprints doing on my head again?)


Stuttering occurs when the speech center of the brain is unable to send the proper signals to the vocal processes (tounge, larynx, vocal cords, hyoid bone), the typical result is the inability to smoothly transition from a beginning consonant to a vowel or complimentary consonant. For example, c-c-car. Because the center for singing is close to the frontal lobe stutterers often have no problems singing whatsoever. Therefore stuttering is a true speech impediment.

Tourette's, however, affects nearly every part of the brain. Many of its victims have not only vocal outbursts but physical ones as well to such a degree that they have to be severely doped up or restrained during bad episodes so as to not harm themselves or others. I suppose that it can impede speech, but that is not always the case and a minor symptom of a much greater problem.

http://www.tourettes.com/

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7-23-01 3:14pm (new)
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NeoVid
Stripcreator Irregular

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Like everyone else, I can't resist using the new art.

And I think this was funny. I'm often wrong, however.

CC 47: What a jerky by NeoVid
7-23-01
Man, I love the jerky this place has... cheap, too...
Why you wittle punks, you think you'we so good...
Man, this homeless guy looks like he's in bad shape... maybe he'd like some jerky...
I used to be popuwar with childwen, but then I was weduced to making powno movies!
Hey... aren't you Elmer Fudd?
Wight! Did you see my wast fiwm, "I Tawt I Taw A Puddy?"

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7-23-01 3:17pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
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CC 47: Australian for "What the **** are you saying?" by BigEvilDan
7-23-01
Hey Johnny, you should really some of this beef jerky I got. It's *munch* great.
Im trying to watch what I eat thanks Can I see the package
S*re, t*ke a l**k. Man th*s stuff *s add*ctiv*. I th*nk I'll h*ve *noth*r on*.
This stuff doesnt look too bad but was does "50 per cent less vowels" mean
* h*v* n* id**. S* d* y** w*nt s*m* *r n*t?
Nah I'll pass I had some "I cant believe theres no punctuation" on the flight over

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7-23-01 3:21pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Stuttering occurs when the speech center of the brain is unable to send the proper signals to the vocal processes (tounge, larynx, vocal cords, hyoid bone), the typical result is the inability to smoothly transition from a beginning consonant to a vowel or complimentary consonant. For example, c-c-car. Because the center for singing is close to the frontal lobe stutterers often have no problems singing whatsoever. Therefore stuttering is a true speech impediment.

Tourette's, however, affects nearly every part of the brain. Many of its victims have not only vocal outbursts but physical ones as well to such a degree that they have to be severely doped up or restrained during bad episodes so as to not harm themselves or others. I suppose that it can impede speech, but that is not always the case and a minor symptom of a much greater problem.

http://www.tourettes.com/


Tourette's isn't just about affected speech but both stem from problems in the brain that can impact speech. I figured that was close enough for this.

Then I also read about an experiment a woman did on a group of orphans in the '50s or '60s where she was hyper-critical of their speech patterns as they learned to speak and thus made every one of them stutter. They recently uncovered the fact that her actions were an intentional experiment and launched a lawsuit. Until that suit came to light she and the man she was working with at the time were seen as heroes in the study of stuttering in psychological circles.

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7-23-01 3:36pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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7-23-01 4:34pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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CC47: Uterus Jerky by crabby
7-23-01
C-C-C-Captain J-J-J-Jerky how about giving me some J-J-J-Jerky.
Son, I'm Captain Uterus don't you see this emblem on my chest?
B-B-B-But I wanted some J-J-J-J-J-Jerky!
I can give you some uterus.
C-C-C-Can I get it in J-J-J-J-Jerky form?
NO!

Uterus jokes seem popular around here lately, so i thought I'd jump on the bandwagon.

7-23-01 5:31pm (new)
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crabby
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CC47: The fantasy becomes reality...... by crabby
7-23-01
Oh no that jerky caused me to fart right through that panel I hope no one notices.
I am a juicy jerky fart! You can actually smell the moisture in the air.
You better believe I noticed girlfriend. You thought you could pull the wool out from under my eyes, you are the living end.
I think he's some sort of homosexual mind reader.
W-W-W-What did you just say?
Ok I guess he's a stuttering homosexual mind reader.

I was jonesing to use the new characters some more so I threw together this one.

7-23-01 6:03pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I suppose that it can impede speech, but that is not always the case and a minor symptom of a much greater problem.

Sure, back when I was a shrink-in-training, I used to work with a kid who had Tourette's, and I'm aware it's not the same as, say, a lithp. But (and this is the important point here) I wanted to use Tourette's Timmy. So you can all get bent.

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7-24-01 8:26am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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You guys still talking about the contest?

No, butt****ing.

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7-24-01 8:27am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I mean yes, the contest.

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7-24-01 8:31am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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You guys still talking about the contest?

No, butt****ing.


I mean yes, the contest.


Yeah, I mean we already had the butt****ing part covered. No problem there.

7-24-01 8:57am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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...but Tourette's Timmy is just a cheap ripoff of Little Miss Tourette's. I should know - I got my one and only contest victory with that strip. :) Plus, that damned Boonerism Spird keeps coming back to haunt me... Way ago, you ost damnedrich!

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7-24-01 9:00am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Forgive Me Jael by Spankling
7-24-01
My Captain Lowpass, that is one long juicy hunk of Beef Jerky you're sporting!
Thanks for noticing, little missy.
I've got a friend that would like nothing more than to help you chew that down...
He he... Well if she's anything like you, bring her on!
Oh yeah! Thith ith gonna be thweet! I'm gonna bite you off at the root Captian.
Would ya look at the time! Gotta run!

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7-24-01 11:17am (new)
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NeoVid
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Okay, my first even double entry to a contest. I thought I coudl win with A Beef Jerky Chorus Line until NeoVid's entry. Damn!

You know, I always wondered if it was possible that there could be anyone so low that I could make them defensive. Now I know.

...There isn't, really.

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7-24-01 1:07pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Forgive Me Jael
And forgive me wirthling for totally ripping off your entry with that one - duh! I didn't notice until just now.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

7-24-01 3:38pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Forgive Me Jael
And forgive me wirthling for totally ripping off your entry with that one - duh! I didn't notice until just now.

Actually, it's more like you read my mind. The first incarnation of my strip looked almost exactly like yours before I went back and changed it (I liked DragonXero's blasé facial expression for the purposes of that strip). It must be the "ling" thing.

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7-24-01 3:46pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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I'll be judgeing this in a few hours when I get home... so last chance to get those entries in!

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7-25-01 3:43pm (new)
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ladyjdotnet
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Hrm. Okay. No further entries, then. I'll look over what we've got and be back to you momentarily.

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7-26-01 5:00am (new)
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ladyjdotnet
Snitcreator

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These were the ones I considered:

descolada99b - the comic was very very funny, but the left-to-right reading of it makes the delivery kind of awkward.

NastyPope - the title of the comic detracted, in my opinion, and so did the misspelling of "weighs", but otherwise this was really funny.

crabby - who was actually clever this time and would have won if he weren't always such a git that his gitness pollutes my ability to judge fairly. I just don't relish the idea of another era of crabby in the contests.

gabe_billings - the comic was awesome, but it didn't exactly sing the praises of beef jerky... it just mentioned it.

Spankling - the beatnik comic. It was very well executed, but not only didn't it sing the praises of beef jerky... it outright decried it.

I'm having a hard time here.

Okay. I've decided. gabe-billings' comic impressed me the most. He wins.

Yay!

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7-26-01 5:35am (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Damn!

7-26-01 5:41am (new)
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skagg
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descolada99b - the comic was very very funny, but the left-to-right reading of it makes the delivery kind of awkward.

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gabe_billings - the comic was awesome, but it didn't exactly sing the praises of beef jerky... it just mentioned it.

Okay. I've decided. gabe-billings' comic impressed me the most. He wins.

Yay!


are we to assume that the one of their two that wasn't backwards is the winner ie this one?

CC47: It Tastes Like Beef Jerky! by descolada99
7-23-01
Hey there.. ith that beef jerky in your panth or are you jutht happy to thee me?
I'm sorry miss, but it is just my package. I've been told it tastes remarkable like beef jerky though!
We regret to inform you this panel has been censored due to explicit content.
It seems Captain Lowpass' package fills the panel and the things Sicko Bunny attempted with it were.. objectionable.
That'll be twelve dollarth pluth an extra ten becauthe I thwallowed.
I was right about the taste wasn't I? I should get a discount for that!

in which case that would make descolada99b the winner right? or not right?

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7-26-01 6:12am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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LadyJ doesn't like me. :(

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7-26-01 8:55am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Spankling - the beatnik comic. It was very well executed, but not only didn't it sing the praises of beef jerky... it outright decried it.
Yeah, but I just couldn't get the beatnik to sign on to praising meat. We negotiated for hours and when I finally thought I had him won over he gets up and does that crap!

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7-26-01 9:28am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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LadyJ doesn't like me. :(

Maybe you shouldn't have addressed her as "Her Majesty, the Empress of Chlamydia."

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7-26-01 9:35am (new)
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