Check out the article in The Register on brad's latest project Outside the Inbox. Congratulations brad!

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Way to go, Brad! Will you sign my boob?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I uh- sure.

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www.bradsucks.net

Yay Brad! Wanna sign my.....Wait...Give it a minute, it'll be big enought to sign........

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

You dotted line?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You post in forum.

brad have you sold out yet?

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I sold out last night in a quiet respectful ceremony among friends.

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www.bradsucks.net

But I didn't get an invitation last night to any-

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Oh. I...I see..

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I paid hard earned money for a copy of this CD. It came plainly wrapped, so my reputation is still in tact.

Actually there are some very enjoyable cuts on it. I'm letting people at work hear bits of it and letting them know it's dirt cheap - makes a great Winter Solstice present. You got office santa duty this year? Get a copy of this badgirl.

There was one flat song by some guy named Brad, but most of them are good.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'Bradsucks Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Bradsucks Physics']

That comic was so nice, I posted it twice.

(sorry)

You shall be flogged as no man has been flogged before. And then again. And again.

There shall be no end to the exponential flogging increase. It will be more torturous every time.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Dad was flammable

He looks nothing like his forumusers character!

I mean... the character doesn't have a shiny glass screen inside a plastic casing!

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Poop.

I thought I had posted this--my friend wrote this article. And yes, I know Ottawa is not in Quebec. I also know Brad's real last name is not Sucks, but I'm not sure my friend got that.

WIRELESS FLASH VX3 FOR TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2003
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ANNOYING SPAM LETTERS INSPIRE MUSICAL GROUPS

OTTAWA, Quebec (Wireless Flash) -- One man's spam is another man's song -- and sometimes it's even a whole album.

That's the concept behind a new compilation CD, "Outside The Inbox," which features 14 different bands recording original songs titled after popular spam subject lines.

Some of the spam-inspired songs include "Do You Measure Up," "Erik, Someone Wants To Date You," and two ditties called "Urgent Business Confidential."

Compilation organizer and performer Brad Sucks -- his ditty is called "Look And Feel Years Younger" -- says some spam songs are literal but just as many pay only cursory attention to the title.

So far, the spam CD is only available at www.bradsucks.net but, even so, it's getting better response than the annoying e-mails that inspired it.

Sucks says there's talk of TV appearances, music festivals and, even better, another album. That's good because his inbox is being inundated with lots of new spam song submissions.

Brad may stink, but he's a damn good lay.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.