As the title suggests, deuce has snapped. He was last seen crossing the globe on a Furious Georgesque crime spree. Your job is to chronicle some of his rampage of misdeeds.

Keeping with the theme, judging will be on the 2nd, with entries closing at 22:22 SC time.

Oh yeah -- one other rule -- since Turkey Day just ended here in GMT -6 land, include the name of a bad movie (or one you just dislike) in each submitted comic.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

....huh?

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Poop.

I think he means this guy.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 222: "There's a character named Deuce. Run with it."']

The title is a quote from Kaufman attempting to explain the contest to me. I think I got it figured out.

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 222: Duece Wants The Spotlight']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 222: Everyone Thinks It's Funny. Really!']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'Why I Hate Deuce']
Crap, forgot a rule.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"There's a character named Deuce. Run with it."

Hmm.

Kaufman is (or was) down in New Orleans.
The New Orleans Saints football team has a running back by the name of Deuce McAllister.

-cue Twilight Zone music

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'CC222: Outtakes From "Beaches."']
I worked the shitty movie right into the comic itself. I'm either a genius or a moron, and right now, I'm leaning towards number 2.

Heh heh. I said "number 2."

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'What A Deuce-Bag']

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[Click to view comic: 'CC222: Starring Deuce As...']
[Click to view comic: 'CC222: The Deuce Movie That Would Not End']
[Click to view comic: 'CC222: Damn you Mark Steven Johnson!']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 222: Little deuce-cubed']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 222- Deuces Gone Wild']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Yee haw! You guys HAVE to love this one. It's teh funny!
[Click to view comic: 'CC 222: A Big Ol' Deuce-Egg']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 222: What the Deuce']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 222: Deuce Rumsfield']

...Rumsfeld

[Click to view comic: 'Tiki Amok']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'Wind Tunnel']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 222: Matrix Revolutions: Now With Added Suck']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

That was good, EvilDan.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Sorry I'm not more verbose, but I'm fighting off a cold. Anyhow, lots of fine entries, but the one that best captures the spirit of this contest, earning the right to host CC223 is:

[Click to view comic: 'CC222: Starring Deuce As...']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com