LEWL is almost as nauseating as the rest. Here's a better one:
OMGISSFLOLAIWCOTFFASDTT
(Oh my GOD if someone says LOL again I will chew off their fucking face and shit down their throat.)
WHLKEOTWCTASS
(When Hot Lesbians Kiss Each Other, The World Comes To A Stand-Still)
OMGGBIOFIOPDMSB
(Oh my God gay buttsex is only fun if one partner doesn't mind shitting backwards)
HCDISSIJSM
(Holy Cockmunchers, Dcomposed Is So Sexy I Just Shat Myself)
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.