A Stripmas Carol - Part 1 by BigEvilDan 12-18-03

[tinytim69] brad, why don't you make any comics? [brad] Why tinytim, I don't make any comics because I hate everything. [brad] PS: You and everything you hold dear are banned.

A Stripmas Carol - Part 2 by BigEvilDan 12-18-03

Later that night... Braaaaad... braaaaaaaaaaaad.... Johnny! I thought you were dead! I am, and the long distance charges from the afterlife are killer, so listen up: tonight you're going to be visited by three ghosts. This is because I killed you, isn't it? No, that cow that kicked you in the nuts was for killing me. I KNEW IT!

A Stripmas Carol - Part 3 by BigEvilDan 12-18-03

Brad, I am the ghost of Stripmas past. I'm going to show you the joy that making comics has brought to others. What if I don't want to go? I embody all of the old jokes and cliches from the early days of stripcreator. You have no choice. You don't mean...? That's right... all your base are belong to me. You have no chance to escape make your time. Man, this is going to suck.

A Stripmas Carol - Part 4 by BigEvilDan 12-18-03

Don't you remember classic moments like this one... One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! Man, I can't believe I thought that outfit looked good. I can't believe you thought that story was funny.

A Stripmas Carol - Part 5 by BigEvilDan 12-18-03

Oh, good. It was only a dream. *CLICK* Not quite. I'm the ghost of Stripmas present. Hey, I recognize this. It's just a ripoff of those stupid Christmas specials. You realize those are just based on a book by Charles Dickens, right? Charles Dickens? I thought he did the New Year's specials.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

A Stripmas Carol - Part 6 by BigEvilDan 12-18-03

Lets log on to IRC and see the laughter you bring to others through your website. wangs dongs wtf?! It seems like the concept of a penis is what's bringing them laughter. Are you calling me a dick?

A Stripmas Carol - Part 7 by BigEvilDan 12-18-03

Oh man, that was just a dream. Yup, no more surprises for Brad. *CLICK* RAAR! TOBOR IS GHOST OF STRIPMAS FUTURE! Stripmas future? You're almost as old and worn out as the cowboy physicist. TOBOR IS TIMELESS HUMOUR, LIKE PIE IN FACE, OR MAN GETTING KICKED IN NUTS BY FARM ANIMAL. I don't know what that bastard Johnny told you, but I'm sure it's a filthy lie.

A Stripmas Carol - Part 8 by BigEvilDan 12-18-03

BEHOLD YOUR FUTURE, SHOULD YOU CONTINUE ALONG THIS PATH. I- I'm going to die? How? When? AFTER YEARS OF BEING A HAPPILY MARRIED INTERNET MUSIC SUPERSTAR, YOU WILL BE CRUSHED BY YOUR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. Oh man, I wasn't supposed to mention that part.

A Stripmas Carol - Part 9 by BigEvilDan 12-18-03

Look, just make a comic. If you don't, we'll all get fired. I don't see how that's my problem. Think of the cowboy. A degree in graviton ranching doesn't get you much these days. Oh well. You know, I'm authorised to beat the Stripmas spirit into you. I'll just go make a comic, then.

A Stripmas Carol - Part 10 by BigEvilDan 12-18-03

Johnny, I finished my first strip. Beer makes time die. I kick you! On second thought, forget the whole comic-making thing. This is for pissing on your grave, isn't it?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Man, that's funny!

Kicks ass... plain and simple.

Incredibly well done!

Huzzah, a new SC Christmas Special!

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Dad was flammable

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Well done evil one. Dave would be proud.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Bravo

I guess it's too late to ask for more, huh?

They were awesome.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Seriously, that was damn entertaining.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.