post 'em here, everyone...

Dating Game by habnem 1-10-04

Bachelor 1 seemed a little too into himself, and Bachelor 2 might be a bit too tame. But Bachelor 3 seemed loving and compassionate. I choose him for my date. AHA! It is me, Jesus!

Deux (ex machina?) by habnem 1-10-04

Look! Up there! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! AHA! It is me, Jesus!

Don't call it a trilogy. by habnem 1-10-04

Well, class, today we'll be learning about Celine Dion. But first, we have a newcomer. Would you like to introduce yourself? AHA! It is me, Jesus!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

say, our imminent cult has a prophet!

Jesus Saves Another by Sassycassie1225 4-18-02

I Don't even want to live anymore. I'm so poorly drawn, that even my telephone looks more realistic than I do.... Holy SHIT! My Telephone turned into a mini- Jesus! Yes My Son. It is me, Jesus. I am here to tell you to go ahead and take your life, its your time Poorly Drawn Cartoon Man. Everything will be easier in heaven, there will be no more pain...Do it...... Mwa haha...the old telephone turning into Jesus Trick works everytime....

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

MENBAH!!!!!!!!!

I agree, this cult must ingrain itself in the psyche of stripcreator and be battered into the ground mercilessly until it becomes as commonplace as Tobor analrape sketches , decepticons , Kaufman puns and Wirthling sucks jokes.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

And that time I used poop as an adverb.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

wangs

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Just to make things more interesting, I'm gonna mix up the original "Ha! It is I, Jesus!" with the misquote "AHA! It is me, Jesus!" to create "AHA! It is I, Jesus!"

That should poop fuck you.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Donate or else, mofo by niteowl 1-10-04

Can I help you? Yes, I'd like you to have this flower from the Church of Stripcreator Consciousness. Would you care to make a donation? I donated last week Brad, remember? I'm not Brad... AHA! It is me, Jesus!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

This is a case of a strip seeming really funny in my head and turning out really dreadful once I actually did it. Oh well. :/

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Getting the obvious out of the way...

AHA Physics by niteowl 1-11-04

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! AHA! It is me, Jesus! What the fuck are you talking about?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

quote:

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Moose Trickery by dcomposed 1-11-04

Hi Rabid. Oh, hi dcom. Why aren't you saying wangs? ... AHA! It's me, Jesus!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

quote:

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HAHAH... It took me awhile to understand what the hell was going on. Once I did, I couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes.

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Miracle Wanker by dcomposed 1-11-04

I can't get my pudding can open! AHA! It's me, Jesus! Can you open my pudding can? I forgot my can opener...

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Chicka = Jesus!? by DragonXero 1-11-04

Oh, hi, chicka... Hey sexy. Wanna go for a wild ride? ... I... Er... wait a minute, something is wrong here. GAH! AHA! It's me, Jesus!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Suprise Party by dcomposed 1-11-04

Ow.. my ass. AHA! It's me, Jesus! Rabid is really getting creative.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Awww... well thanks kitty and habnem. Now I'm all blushy-like. :)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Almost Got Him by Rabid_Weasle 1-11-04

Finally, we've got you now Osama! AHA! It's me Jesus!

Why I'm Still Single by Rabid_Weasle 1-11-04

Sure Tyler, I'd love to go steady with you. Really?! AHA! It's me Jesus!

(Joke slightly borrowed from Family Guy)

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Poop.

I take full responsibility for screwing up the original line. It was my "Anime Guide 7" that caused the problem. (I think.) *sigh*

Anime Guide 7 - Dragonball Z Part 7 by Xuanwu 1-09-04

Goku goes in search of his opponent! Where is my worthy-yet-weaker-than-me rival? I'm down here! I have come for you, my opponent! Face me so I maybe smite you with my SUPER SAIYIN powers! Fool! I, too, have powered up! BEHOLD! NO! Now I will have to power up more in order to match his power! Curse you, plot twists! AHA! It is me, Jesus!

What's worse is that my misquote is less grammatically correct than the original. Buggery. But it's still amusing.

Bible humor. Whee.

Spell Checking the Holy Writ by Xuanwu 1-11-04

...and so then I went "AHA! It is me, Jesus!" BWAH-HA-HA! That's a good one, Son! You should have seen Thomas. He soiled himself! I did see him, Son. You forget I'm omniscient. Oh, right. Then you saw when Simon replied, "Shouldn't it be 'AHA! It is I, Jesus'?" Yeah. He always was a grammar zealot.

Jesus ZINGS! by Xuanwu 1-11-04

Uh-oh. Darn. AHA! It is me, Jesus! Caught between a suck and a holy place. And if I were a Catholic priest, you'd get both at once!

The Subjective is the Objective by DrPedantic 1-12-04

AHA! It is I, Dr. Pedantic!

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Get it right!

Jon Goatson, Stand-Up comic: Divine Intervention by jes_lawson 1-12-04

Where the hell were you until 3am last night? And who does this bra that I found in your suit pocket belong to? Uh-oh, busted! What I wouldn't give for some sort of unlikely distraction right about now. AHA! It is me, Jesus! What the...? Yesss!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

The Gospel According to Billy-Bob by kaufman 1-12-04

Listen up, boy, we don' like yer kinda preachin' around here. 'nfact, we're gonna make sure you're outta this town by sundown. Oh yeah, you and what army? AHA! It is Lee, Jesus!

Behind the Music by kaufman 1-12-04

Apologies to itsclark and his CC 162 genius Take... On... Me... Take... Me... On... I'll... Be... Gone... a-ha! It is me, Jesus!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

This must be what Jes feels like. by A_Chicka 1-12-04

I have produced the miracle that is tea. Mom? You don't seem impressed. AHA! It is me, Jesus!

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

I MADE A CMOIC ABOUT BRUCE ALMIGHTY CHECK IT OUT.

Emergency 9:11 by mmyers 1-12-04

Allright, we know you're in there and we know that you have drugs! Come out with your hands up! Oh snap, it's the cops. Shit, I'm busted! We're giving you until the count of 10 to come out or we will come in after you. Shit, ya'll, flush everything you can down the toilet and somebody grab me my submachine gun. A-HA! It is me, Jesus! Damn, Jesus, that shit was cold. I thought you was the cops. You want your normal nickle bag?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.