I orignally messed up on the dialog vs thought bubble on this one:

You want some of this? by choadwarrior 5-13-03

The things he makes me do for him... I mean, who makes their best friend perform tricks for food? He's totally taking advantage of me... This is the last time, and I mean it... Then again, I loooooove peanut butter. Good dog...let me smear it on and I'll be right back.

Here, the priest was originally thinking of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back," because he said "poop shoot:"

Take it in the Loophole by choadwarrior 5-22-03

Father, the only man I ever had sex with is my dearly departed husband... Quite admirable. Before I die, I would like to have sex with another man, but I don't want to commit the sin of fornication. Well, like we tell the girls in Catholic school... God never said anything about the poop chute.

Apparently, the priest never gets his lines right. Here, he said "big" instead of "bit:"

You're Asking For It by choadwarrior 6-12-03

I ain't got nothin' to confess. You need to face God with a clean soul. Are you sure there isn't anything you need to tell me? I've said all I need to say to you. Isn't it true that you just ordered food from Olive Garden for your last meal? Yes. And you aren't the least bit remorseful?

Finally, I noticed this morning that this one had a dialog bubble where a thought bubble should have been:

For mmyers... by AccentuateNegative 1-20-04

You crack my shit up. Too many jokes! Which one do I go with? Uh-oh...awkward silence. You aren't the first guy to tell me that...I'll bet you say that to all the boys...My boyfriend tells me the same thing...An enema would solve that... I hope he knows I'm married. Have you tried Olestra...I'll be more gentle next time...How is your sphyncter handling unemployment...

You should host your very own blooper show!

I like 'Take it in the loophole'.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Finally I got to change the word "dick" to "balls" in this comic. Now it actually makes sense!

Freud. by Trippingbillee 1-31-03

Dad, I'm doing a research project on Sophocles for my Psych class. Sounds interesting. It is, but I'm having trouble understanding "Oedipus Rex." Why is Oedipus blamed for what happened? What's wrong with sleeping with your mother if you didn't know it? I have no problem sleeping with your mother. No, no, I mean like if I slept with Mom. Say that again and I'll cut your balls off.

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Sex Piano.

I originally forgot to change gabe's eyes in the last panel...now this is ROTFLMAOPMP funny:

Come Out With Your Hands Up by AccentuateNegative 1-04-04

You need to tell more people you're gay. Why? So I won't feel so bad every time I tell someone.

Yes, the eyes make the joke.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Ooooooh! Now I get it!

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Poop.

Okay, I think I'll have to donate again since I obviously love this feature too much. Here is my first strip as this alias. The restaurant was originally called "Jasmine" which confused people because they thought it was the name of the girl.

Here We Go Again by AccentuateNegative 9-13-03

Hey, we wanna take you out for your birthday. Anywhere you want, just name the place. You guys are great! How about the Prado at Balboa Park? I don't want to go there. Anywhere else. Just name the place.

You fuck up alot of your comics.

I edited this after I made it to add a "?". Anyway, if anyone has used this title before, I PROMISE that I've never seen it. I do think it's pretty cute, though.

Pun, pun, pun, until Daddy takes the keyboard away. by Trippingbillee 2-07-04

Think about Calculus. Think about the derivative of a curve. That's just as arbitrary as assigning "length" to a straight line. Most people think of the derivative as a useless concept that only... ...scientists care about. But the notion of "length" is exactly the same. Infinite points? How is that measurable? Yet we think we "know" length, but don't "know" derivative. I think you hear me. Are you trying to say that it is fundamentally impossible to truly "know" a line, point, or derivative? And so therefore they are all equal? I guess I really don't know. I've heard this line before, and so I find your point to be extremely derivative.

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Sex Piano.

I have played around with the edit feature, but haven't actually used it for any real purpose yet, perhaps I'll do that today, and maybe even make some comics.

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Dad was flammable

I deleted a lot more comics now that the edit feature is available. I just saw no hope for them. Mostly I edited ones that made no sense or just to add my character. I'm done now, and now have fewer comics, but I'm pretty happy with the collection now.

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Mediocrity at its most average.