Okay, for part two of this WW, come up with an answer to this idiotic job application/interview question (note: there's several different varieties of this, but it's all the same thing and all stupid):

"How will you make this company better?"

I love it when they ask this on an application for fast food worker or dishwasher. "Ummm..." is my usual answer. I always really want to answer "Just my presence will make this company 100 times smarter." but that doesn't go over well.

So, put yer strips in. You all should know the rules and proper format by now. If not, I'll sick MikeyG on you.

When this contest is over, Umfum will judge my topic and I'll judge his. What we do from there is up in the air...I'd love to see a Celebrity Stripmatch with the finalists, but again, we'll let ya know.

Now go! Strip like you've never stripped before!

[Click to view comic: 'WW8-2: How I Will Make This Company Better']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'WW8: Sha na na na nana na na na']

* Yes, I know I misrepresented the facts of that episode. But if the Geek got that right, he'd only be the world's third worst.

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[Click to view comic: 'WW 8.2: Making the World A Better Place']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 8b: How will you make this company better?']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Version 8.2']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

[Click to view comic: 'Worlds Worst #8 Part 2: A Different Perspective.']

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Confucius say: "Virginity is like a bubble. One prick and its gone..."

[Click to view comic: 'WW8-2: It Had To Be Done']

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Answers to 'How will you make this company better?' 1']
[Click to view comic: 'Worst Answers to 'How will you make this company better?' 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Worst Answers to 'How will you make this company better?' 3']
[Click to view comic: 'Worst Answers to 'How will you make this company better?' 4']
[Click to view comic: 'Worst Answers to 'How will you make this company better?' 5']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'WW #8 - "How will you make this company better?"']
[Click to view comic: 'WW #8 - "How will you make this company better?" Part 2']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I suppose I should let everyone know that judgment shall pass late Sunday night.

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Sorry for the delay, but my browser and stripcreator haven't been getting along very well. I reread all the entries last night, but it took a long time, and by the time I tried to post a message the site was not responding. Other sites worked fine. Go figure.

Also, I don't know what has become of ivy, but I assume she'll show up and judge my subject soon. After that, the two winners (assuming we don't choose the same stripper) control the next "World's Worst."

My winner is attitudechicka for the delicious reply "I will personally change the urine in the fryers!" You go, chicka.

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