In this thread, those of us who have been around long enough to have

1. Won any kind of SC contest
2. Made 100 comics
3. Arent called MikeyG

Put forward our proposals to adopt a completely unknown SC users whos comics we stumbled across using the random feature.

KKP's Adopted Newbie : MKStewart63

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

jes_lawson: Deafboy

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Chi_The_Cynic: Externalization

boinky33: Gizmo

possums: unorthodoxdevice

little_kitty : headTiger

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

EvilZak: seth

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AFROMANS MOVE

Why not me?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

xxausrottenxx: Brettles

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Because you suck like a 42yr old toothless hooker.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

redbrute for me.

Does it have to be somebody new... or even currently active? ;)

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I has a flavor!

Because you suck like a 42yr old toothless hooker.

Except when you collaborate with me. Then you're totally kickass.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

That worked out well. We should do that again sometime.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Just someone we have never heard of or seen before on the forums and who thus, even if theyve been here 5 years, can still be called a "Newbie". Doesnt matter if theyre active or not, or if theyve made 10 comics or 100. Just someone that we can go check out the comics of and say "That shits pretty funny ... for a n00b"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Choadwarrior: Cobb

kkp...I discovered your adoptee last week when he pm'ed my alter-ego with a compliment...good stuff.

MikeyG: 23skidoo

Check out the last two comics.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Good. Then I adopt DIETER.

I'll probably get some flak for it, but darn it, he makes me laugh my ass off, even if his stuff is twisted and horrifically crude. ;)

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I has a flavor!

What exactly are we adopting these newbies for? An outreach program? Or is it like foreign exchange? We take in these newbies in exchange for their family and friends doing household duties for us or taking care of our children?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I want a newbie of my own but they're all scared of my house because of all the cats and cobwebs. I'd like to adopt smokingmonkey. He/she/it has made me laugh recently.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I changed my mind! I found a different newbie I want to adopt. Or another one. Whichever makes me seem less like an uncaring person...
Qman

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Im thinking it like, expands the community, brings new and funny users to our attention, and generally expands the enjoyment of the forums.

Alternatively, it can be seen as an outreach program to those users who are shy to the point of autism when it comes to communicating, but create works of comedy which Robin Williams and Eddie Murphy could only have dreamed of in their heyday.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I recommend someone adopt NicholasJ. He only has one comic so far, but it has a really exquisite surprise-ending use of Dog On Ball.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/NicholasJ/

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

nuveeeeena for me.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Someone should adopt my good buddy Captain_Shiddy, who came here, made two funny comics, then never returned again.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.