Isn't it annoying when you post a topic and then...well heres an exaple.

Post 1: I Think deisel a dick
post 2: Yeah a floppy one...
post 3: My dick is hard
post 4: your dick is hard?
post 5: you reading porn?
post 6: porn rocks...
post 7: yeah it's really nice...

see how the conversation changes...thats my point...
please don't change the subject!

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

why, i'm not even going to dignify that with a response...

CRAP!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

My dick is hard.

take a leaf out of crabby's book, he is constantly funny now!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

He's reading porn.

Porn rocks...

i've been "working on my adiabatic heat exchanger."

SHIT! wrong thread.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Where's your enthusiasm?

um...I've lost it...Am I better this way or the spastic way?

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

Where's your enthusiasm?

PORN ROCKS!!!!!

crabby kicks some serious panda ass these days

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Pretty pretty dancing...

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"

Pretty pretty dancing...

I saw a dancing panda at a fair one time, but I think it was really a puppet. Shari Lewis made a lot of money as a puppeteer. She had a sock puppet named Lambchops that looked like a sheep. Mint sauce is really good on lamb. Did you know that mis-struck coins from the U.S. Mint are worth more than their minted value?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I think this nicely illustrates that the Non Sequitur Donkey persona still has value.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I think this nicely illustrates that the Non Sequitur Donkey persona still has value.

But that wasn't really a non sequitur. It was more of a tangent.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I'd say it was more of an LSD-induced haze.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'd say it was your mother, but it didn't suck enough.

If you're gonna take the trouble to insult me, at least have the fucking courtesy to put some effort into it. Snide mother putdowns may be fine for lesser men, but colossal geeks like me need a little more substance. Go take lessons from wirthling or ObiJo and don't come back 'til your insults can blister the paint off the side of your house.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I've heard that your mother can suck the paint off the side of a house.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Yep, Sherwin Williams gave her two thumbs up.

She was sore for a week.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

*sniff*

That was beautiful.

I rest my case.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I heard your mom was beautiful.

Take that Gabe.
CHECK MATE!

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I heard your mom was beautiful.

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Considering such a colossal geek is the fruit of her loins, I can't quite think of anything to say about her that would be more insulting.

Boy, that one stung.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.