So I was thinking of Cheers storylines I could rip off that had to do with beards, when I thought of this TOTALLY ORIGINAL NOT STOLEN FROM CHEERS idea. What we do is, at the start of next month, we all shave off whatever facial hair we have, then we just let it grow for a month. Whoever has the biggest beard at the end of the month wins a cd-r from my label Scroetown Records which is filled with crap.

note: I really did steal the idea from Cheers

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. Ever. Really.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Eee, I just realised the month starts in three days. So the race will start on the 15th instead. Anyone who wants to be involved post here.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Is this so you can get more participants? And are we talking not shaving at all or can I go for my trademark "Evil-Twin" goatee?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

That's exactly why. And it's no shaving at all, or else your not going to have the biggest beard.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I have a big beard going right now, not because of some contest but because I'm a lazy bitch. I'll be in rehearsals then but I think I can do it.

That was one of my favorite episodes of Cheers.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I have a beard around my nipples.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I tried to get this to happen at work a month or two ago, to no real luck. I have job interviews coming up so there's probably not much chance I'll be walking around looking like a scruff.

Also, I've seen the competition, I don't even fancy my chances against chicka.

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Dad was flammable

my beard is thick but not long (hold your jokes, please)... furthermore, my double chin is far too gargantuan not to hide even for a couple of weeks. sorry, but i'm out.

oh yeah--and i don't have a camera (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

This sounds gay.

Can we have a pubic hair growing contest instead?

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Poop.

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This sounds gay.

Can we have a pubic hair growing contest instead?

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Ha. You'd have no chance against me. You know all that stubble I have in every picture there is of me? That's how I look immediately after shaving.

Of course, there's the little problem of how I'd have no way to get a picture online to prove it. Just take my word for it that I'd destroy all of your claims to masculinity.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I'm pretty sure Fuzzyman would have you beat, Neo.

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Dad was flammable

I should be in the junior cup. I'm just a kid, but I grow a mean Santabeard.

( http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/comics/moustache.gif )

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Poop.

Little_Kitty is my beard.

:O

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

LoL, i love white ninja comics, the one where he tries to fix the boys neck..that one was funny.

Off topic:
"Pies can't have babies!"

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Poo perhaps?

White Ninja Walks a Cat has always been my favourite.

Except for when it wasn't there yet.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I protest this contest as unfair to women!

Unless we also have a leg-hair growing contest.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I think I have a head start.

I propose a back-hair growing contest.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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I protest this contest as unfair to women!

Unless we also have a leg-hair growing contest.

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Maybe this should be a leg-hair growing contest, since most humans have it. Everyone shaves their legs and the fastest hair growth within a week or two is the winner.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I wanna see this.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

The beard thing or the leg hair thing?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.