Hello, y'all. This FTC has been taken over by TOBOR. That's right, our favorite cornholing red robot gets to appear in this FTC Competition.

Rules
Awards List (Paste at judging)

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You may only change the character on the right side of the panel, but NOT TOBOR

You MAY use different backgrounds for the last panel

You MAY use different poses

You MAY flip direction of characters

You MAY use replace characters with objects in the props directory

Additional Rules:
- You can flip the position of the characters in the last panel, but make sure one of them is TOBOR.
- Finish only the last panel. I'm not really looking to give out the rulebreaker award, but if you break the rules and it's hysterical, we'll see.
- Photoshopped entries are acceptable, but not required.
- No limit on entries

The Template:

FTC 33 - Template by MikeyG 4-29-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have.

What I am looking for in this FTC, is something NON-sexual. Or at least something nonrelated to buggery. I would like to see how many people can take a sexual situation, turn it into something fairly innocent, and MAKE IT FUNNY. Of course, sexual stuff is always accepted, but I'm hoping for something truly original.

I urge everyone to put in as many entries as humanly possible.

Judging will commence on Teusday of next week. If I see entries pouring in at the last minute, I'll extend it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FTC#33: It's all in the publicity by Elvis_Steel 4-29-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. THEY SAID SAME THING AT OSCARS ASWELL, EVEN THOUGH TOBOR GUEST OF DAVID HASSELHOFF. TOBOR NEED BETTER PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER.

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Can't you see they're laughing at you not with you????

FTC33: Flower my power by shark_energy 4-29-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WLECOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. WHAT NOW FOR TOBOR? I wouldn't have a clue but I am gonna get back to my flower arranging. Care to join me?

FTC 33: MY FAIR TOBOR by biped 4-29-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WLECOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. Tell everyone the play's on again, Bobby! I think we've just found our Eliza Doolittle!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sorry, MikeyG, but I need to go for the rulebreaker award. Had to excise one word from panel 2 to make it scan ...

FTC 33: One Foggy Christmas Eve by kaufman 4-29-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WLECOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. HE HAD A VERY SHINY ROD! AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT, YOU WOULD SHOUT OUT... OH MY GOD!!!!!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-TOBOR! by kaufman 4-29-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. Enough of the small talk, Robin; the Commisioner's Halloween party awaits. To the Batpoles! Right away, Batman.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC33: You're Cornholed! by UnknownEric 4-29-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. I should have listened to my agent. I said, "Noooo... I'm not doing the Apprentice. TOBOR is above reality TV..." There there. You can still get on "The Swan."

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I has a flavor!

FTC 33: Character Confusion by Rabid_Weasle 4-29-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WLECOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. NO NO NO! YOU'RE THINKING OF THE OTHER BUM RAPING CHARACTER!!!

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Poop.

FTC 33: SURPRISE PARTY by biped 4-29-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WLECOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm expecting guests. And I haven't even finished building the makeshift plywood pillories yet.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 33: Cry for Help by valuedan 4-30-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR SPELLED "WELCOME" WRONG! LETS SEE IF ANYONE NOTICES TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WLECOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. THEN HAVE YOU HEARD OF TOBOR THE LONELY SOCIOPATH THAT IS JUST LOOKING FOR SOME ATTENTION BECAUSE HE IS SO VERY VERY DEPRESSED, AND IS OBVIOUSLY MAKING A CRY FOR HELP? I think they have drugs for that. Well, for suicide, anyway.

FTC 33: This comic blows by NooniePuuBunny 4-30-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. CARE TO FIND OUT?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

FTC33: Can't be more random than this by maddog00 4-30-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. WHAT THE... Sucky sucky fi dollah

FTC33: CRY RAAR by maddog00 4-30-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. TOBOR SAD. NO ONE CARES TO KNOW HIM. TOBOR NEEDS A SHOULDER TO CRY ON. Oh, um, I think I hear my mom calling. Gotta go.

FTC33: Tobor by maddog00 4-30-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. But I can cornhole you if you'd like. RAAR! TOBOR CONFUSED.

I made this one real quick so dont flame me too much :(

If you cant see it then click here thankx! :o)

And if that link doesnt work then please PM me and tell me and i'll try and fix it.

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Poo perhaps?

my water is full of static, tragic.

FTC 33: Tobor in wonderland by Dinah 4-30-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. Perhaps I'll just look around a bit. I'm late, I'm late for a very important date!

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I made this one real quick so dont flame me too much :(

If you cant see it then click here thankx! :o)

And if that link doesnt work then please PM me and tell me and i'll try and fix it.

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FTC 33- Oops I pulled a MikeyG! by InnerSinner 4-30-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. hAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOVOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. Shit! Kobe Bryant, if that's you in there... you going to jail.

I'm sorry all, so very very sorry. Since he was hosting the contest, it didn't seem fair to me if one of his 'classic' type of entries didn't get entered. He deserves this mental anguish. Hehehe.

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You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy.

FTC33- Fire Drill by qwertyuio 4-30-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. alarm goes off FIRE DRILL! FIRE DRILL!

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

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I made this one real quick so dont flame me too much :(

If you cant see it then click here thankx! :o)

And if that link doesnt work then please PM me and tell me and i'll try and fix it.

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I had to copy and paste into the menu bar to see it initially. Geocities is kinda pissy about outsourcing.

That comic scared me...very much so...

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FTC #33: The Wrath of Tobor by The_Kingpin 5-01-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. Damn. Where's the nearest Star Trek convention?

Yikes, looks like I've made a comic that's very similar to Kingpin's without even knowing it. Sorry man, I didn't mean to steal your idea, I swear!

Lesson = check current entries before making your own.

FTC33 (1): Bicentennial Tobor by Shadow_Artist 5-01-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. IT IS CRUEL THAT YOU CAN CRY AND TOBOR CAN NOT.

FTC33 (2): Red Hot To Win by Shadow_Artist 5-01-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. SO TOBOR...excuse me, so I don't win the 'Best Costume' prize? Good Lord, this is the third time tonight. You want next door, and tell Frank to signpost his parties more clearly in the future!

FTC33 (3): Everything That Matters Changes. by Shadow_Artist 5-01-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. RAAAAAR, TOB...oh Jeff! You always used to like playing 'Robots' with me. What happened? I grew up, Eric, I grew up, and it's about time you did the same.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

FTC #33 Straight from the sex bible by ftc 5-02-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WLECOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. Boy, These kinky bedroom games are fun!*giggle* yes, they've saved our marriage!

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Poo perhaps?

FTC 33: Competition by lukket 5-02-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. WAAAAH! ALL PEOPLE FORGET TOBOR. NOBODY FEAR TOBOR. RAAAAAR! BROTO BLAME SCO GROUP! THEY CORNHOLE ALL LINUX USERS BEFORE WE GET TO THEM!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

FTC 33: RUMP CHUMP by biped 5-02-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. But then again, I don't have a red robot rump, now do I?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC-33 by crabby 5-04-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. I can't believe this is happening again. My publicist assured me I was big in Omaha. Why do i continue to put myself through such torture? Wait, did you say TOBOR? I thought you said Neal Rockney. I've never heard of Neal Rockney.

FTC 33: The oscar for worst cornholing goes to... by shark_energy 5-05-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. THEN PREPARE TO...Oh dammit I can't do this! I'm much better suited to the role of Professor Von Circuitboard. Oh come now Red, let's take 5 and try again. Hey Mindy, can we have some refreshments on set please?

FTC 33: Butter me up by shark_energy 5-05-04

RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!! Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here? TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST? I don't believe I have. WELL I MAY AS WELL SEND BACK THE ANAL PIPING THEN. Anal Piping! I'll go get the butter!