Tomorrow will be my one-year aniversary with Stripcreator. It's been a lot of fun, and a lot of comics. Here are some personal favorites...

Aim Low, Shoot Low by choadwarrior 5-09-03

How come you aliens keep abductin' us and cornholin' us with anal probes? It's phase one of our evil plan. To take over the Earth? No, to make southerners seem stupid. We believe in setting realistic goals.

Growing Old Is A Bitch by choadwarrior 5-17-03

Johnny, soon you will notice changes in your body... For example, your voice will deepen, and you will have hair where you never had it before. What are you saying? I've found someone else.

Perspective by choadwarrior 5-18-03

So tell me about this furry fetish again. I like to dress up in plush costumes, pretend I'm the animal, and have sex with other men, preferably also in furry costumes. Thank you. For what? For the first time in my life, I feel normal.

Proclivities by choadwarrior 5-21-03

Don't get me wrong, I like being a sex-bot, but honestly, humans can be so frustrating sometimes. Yeah, so insensitive. And they never care about our needs. Just once, I'd like to have sex with someone who treated me like an equal. So....have you ever thought about...you know...um...other robots? Whoa...I may have my issues, but I'm definitely hetero. Sigh.

I Rebuke Thee by choadwarrior 5-23-03

Satan, I think I lead a good life. I'll do anything to get out of here.. Anything? [Slurp. Slurp. Slurrrrrp.] Oh, this is great... So do I get to go to Heaven now? Well, to be honest, that's God's call, not mine--and what you just did isn't going to help your case at all.

Dirty, Dirty, Must Make Clean! by choadwarrior 5-27-03

People always ask me why I have to be so offensive all the time. I dunno why. I guess it's kinda like a compulsion. You know...like picking your scabs and eating them.

You People are So Dirty by choadwarrior 5-31-03

We've bombed every inch of your country and we still can't find any weapons of mass destruction. You should check in my pants, cowboy. Oh, very funny...is that some kind of joke about your big penis? No. I just exploded a dirty bomb.

Hell Is For Children by choadwarrior 6-09-03

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands...If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it...If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! Hardy-Fuckin-Har. Are you done, now? If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet...If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet!

Technicalities by choadwarrior 7-03-03

Father, I'm not sure if I can go through with my first communion. But you've accepted God into your heart, and Jesus as your savior, haven't you? Yes, but I'm a vegetarian, and I don't want to break that vow by eating flesh and drinking blood. Holy Communion is symbolic...the flesh is represented by bread, and the blood is represented by wine, just as it was at the Last Supper. Hovever, faith requires that I believe it to be the body and blood of our savior. Please just shut up and eat your Christ!

Better Than A Blue Period by choadwarrior 7-30-03

I can't believe you're wearing that disgusting pair of underwear again. I thought I threw them out. You did, I rescued them from the trash. Why in the world would you do that? They're my favourite pair. I've never seen underwear with more skidmarks, stains, and splatters. Look, you just don't understand my art.

Just Don't Order The Rusty Kuntz by choadwarrior 8-15-03

Why do all the menu items have wacky sports-related names? It's a theme restaurant. I have no idea what to order...What's the Dick Butkus? That's the tossed salad.

Why The Tech Guys Love Me by choadwarrior 8-18-03

Your former secretary sent me over here to get her old monitor. Why? She says she likes it better than the one she has in her new department, even though they're identical. Knowing her, its probably the picture of the cow she had on her desktop. Is she really that clueless? Totally. Just give her a mirror--she'll never know the difference.

The Ol' Ball Game by choadwarrior 10-21-03

How'd your date go? It was okay, but she kept talking about that shortstop for the Yankees. Jeter? No, we just kissed.

Johnny Come Lately? by choadwarrior 10-31-03

This morning, I sneezed while brushing my teeth. And toothpaste shot out all over my reflection. Now I know what I'd look like if I did gay porn.

You'll Have Fun, Whether You Like It Or Not by choadwarrior 11-10-03

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Right now, behind that door, the Holiday Party Committee is meeting. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! They're planning the location, menu, bar policy, and all sorts of activities they'll pressure people to participate in. STOP IT! STOP IT! I'M GOING TO PEE MY PANTS! It's too bad they have more fun planning this thing than anyone who ever attends it has.

My Fucking Neighbors by choadwarrior 11-24-03

THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK One thing all my neighbors have had in common is the noise they make when they fuck. First it starts off slow... THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK Then it gets really fast and she lets out two or three moans. OOOOOH! OOOOOH! I don't think I've ever heard it go on for more then three minutes. That apartment must have been built on an old Indian premature ejaculation ground.

Little Fucker by choadwarrior 12-06-03

It must be tough being a lesbian midget. It is, but I have a support group. We lesbian little people like to stick together. Okay--that image is now seared in my brain. We call ourselves Carpet Munchkins.

Widescreen Edition by choadwarrior 1-13-04

My life is so crazy, I should write a movie about it. Yeah, kinda like "My Big Fat Greek." Don't you mean... You heard me.

Oh...and this one...

Clarification by AccentuateNegative 1-18-04

Ahem...I was looking at my user comments, and someone said I am a "One trick pony." Perhaps this person doesn't know I'm also Choadwarrior. And between these two accounts, I have over 500 comics covering almost every topic. But since this account is an ongoing series about one area of my life, I can see how one might think I'm limited. Of course, "One trick pony" is true in one regard, though... I'm monogamous and hung like a horse.

Queer Eye Meets World Poker Championship by AccentuateNegative 4-28-04

Listen to him, he's just trying to help out. Yeah, grey sweatshirts are soooo 1986. I'll be damned if I'm going to let a bunch of ass-raping faggots tell me how to dress. Wow--who knew two queens could beat a straight. I knew he didn't have a pair even before I kicked him there.

Okay--I'm done. Thanks for playing.

Choad, you are good at making funny.

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Poop.

Stop it, you're killing me!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Happy Birthday, you magnificent bastard!

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Dad was flammable

Happy Stripday, choad.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Many happy returns for yesterday - My Fucking Neighbours must have been one I missed because it's the first time I remember it and it had me in stitches.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Holy shit, you ridiculous fucker. 2003 was a banner year for your comics.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

In 2003, it was a very good year,
It was a very good year,
Because Choad came here.

Choad, you are the freaking man. Please keep making comics so I can keep ripping them off.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Happy Stripday to you Choad! Huzzah for teh Californians! =D