Woa, apparently I had been here for one year as of April 12th. That's crazy.

And since I'm lazy, instead of me posting my favorite comics. I want you to post the ones of mine you like. Which is pushing it I know, but at least try.

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Poop.

I vote for these two:

Losing My Religion by Rabid_Weasle 8-06-03

That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight... ...losing my religion. Hey! Come back!

Avril Barbie by Rabid_Weasle 8-12-03

Buy new Avril Lavigne Barbie! Hey, the doll doesn't play guitar like the box says... That's right, it's the only doll that claims to play guitar but really doesn't. Just like the real thing!

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I has a flavor!

I liked the following:

I'm Probably Not The First To Do This Joke by Rabid_Weasle 4-27-03

Whoops! This is the wrong house! I could have sworn I heard someone out here just now... And that's when I came this close to knocking on Death's door!

The Joker by Rabid_Weasle 7-03-03

Some people call me the space cowboy! Some call me the gangster of loooove! Some people call me Maurrrice! Whooop woooo! Because I speak, of the pompatus of loooove. Did you just call me a... ok, what the fuck did you just call me?

Confessions of a Rabid_Weasle by Rabid_Weasle 1-05-04

Sometimes when I'm lonely I pretend I'm lying next to boorite while he sings "Like A Virgin".

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Post more damnit, MORE! I WANT TO FEEL LIKE I'M LOVED!!

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Poop.

Sorry, I couldn't find any.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Almost Nothing Can Ruin This Moment by Rabid_Weasle 4-27-03

I love you so much. There is nothing in the world that can ruin this moment. Donkey cock! ... Ok... I was wrong.

It Was An Honest Mistake by Rabid_Weasle 4-12-03

Sorry

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A Message From Western Canada by Rabid_Weasle 7-30-03

As many of you know, the SARS rock fest is being held in Toronto right now as we speak. So on behalf of all of Western Canada, I have this message. Fuck you Toronto!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I (heart) Rabid.

Canadian Bears by Rabid_Weasle 9-22-03

Hey, where are your arms? Well... I'm a Canadian bear. So....? I don't have the right to bear arms.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

The Devil Needs A Job Part III by Rabid_Weasle 6-27-03

Would you like fries with that? Yes, please. Well that's to bad!!! Hahahahaha! ...haha... Oooh... I am so fucking evil.

Great Time To Be Alive by Rabid_Weasle 7-23-03

Man, have you noticed how girls start dressing sexy at a really young age these days. Yeah, I know what you mean. I saw a girl who was probably 11 today wearing a tube-top and stuff. It's almost scary. Yessir, sure is a great day to be a pedophile.

:(

:)

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Poop.

Aren't Politics Funny? by Rabid_Weasle 12-31-03

Hey, what do you call someone who is stupid? Republican? LOL! LOL!

Inflatable_Man becomes a sex counsellor. by Rabid_Weasle 1-05-04

Now entering Dr.Inflate's Sex Chat Ch33rSlu769: Hello, is this Dr.Inflate? Yes it is. Ch33rSlu769: Ok! Well, you see, my boyfriend has a problem with... you know, ummm... oral sex. Woa! Not so fast! Ch33rSlu769: Why? What's wrong? First I need to run to the store to get some more hand lotion, and while I'm doing that I'm gonna need you to send me several nude pictures of said "boyfriend".

I also (heart) Rabid

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

:)

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Poop.

Favorite Rabid strips:

An Awkward Moment by Rabid_Weasle 4-12-03

I've done it! I have destroyed the world! Well this is awkward

Things That Lurk In The Darkness by Rabid_Weasle 4-24-03

Oh my fuck! I am being attacked by the letter 'I'!

Cowboy Physics - The Lost Ending by Rabid_Weasle 7-23-03

Oh! Now I get it! I thought you said protons!

this one had me nearly pissing myself:

CC 202: Don't Mind Me by Rabid_Weasle 8-01-03

Don't mind me! Just passing through!

choad posted another one of my favorites, which is 'Great time to be alive'

and my favorite one of all:

TOBOR's Speach Impediment by Rabid_Weasle 7-24-03

Hey it's TOBOR! Are ya cornhole me?! You know TOBOR never really want to cornhole. TOBOR has speach impediment. Speach impediment? Whenever TOBOR try to say this word, he ends up saying cornhole. Here, I write word on paper. Hug? Well then why do you always cornhole after saying it? TOBOR can never tell a lie!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.