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Template FTC36 by Zegota 5-25-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find.

Judging in about a week.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

FTC36: Lame-o by maddog00 5-25-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. So, can I get a quickie? Only for fi dollah.

FTC36: Let's try this. by maddog00 5-25-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Yes, Janet. It appears the second coming of Jesus has arrived. Any comment, Mr. Christ? How about you help me down from here.

FTC 36: And...we're clear by biped 5-25-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Well, Sally, your shit-for-brains fuckface incompetence fucked up another entire motherfucking segment. Oh, shut the cocksucking motherfuck up, you dog-humping, jizz-dribbling fag asshole.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC #36: Great Balls of Porn! by The_Kingpin 5-25-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. This is one screwed up piece of porn.

FTC 36: A Different Kind of Revelation by Gabu 5-25-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Hello, I'm live here on the scene where absolutely NOTHING is happening, proving once and for all that prophets of disaster are fucking retarded.

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Blue is the color of victory.

FTC 36: Convent Ional Bomb by kaufman 5-25-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Well, I'm here looking up to see if we're being threatened with massive solar flares or oncoming asteroids, and the answer is ... nun of the above!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC 36-stop with the jesus stuff!! by xxausrottenxx 5-25-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. meanwhile global warming? meteor strike? what am i , zeus?

FTC-a poisonous Ratt by xxausrottenxx 5-25-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. kent, maria, it appears that the "prophets of destruction" are actually a washed up 80s metal band CLEVELAND!!! ROCK N ROLL!!

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xx( o Y o. )xx

FTC 36: MUU-MUU CAVEMAN by biped 5-25-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Sally, Chip Dorfman here reporting live, bringing you a story that will -- Don't have a cow, man!

FTC 36: DETECTIVE WOLF MAN by biped 5-25-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Don't have a cow, man! Don't have a cow, man!

FTC 36: BABY DUCK-HUNTERS by biped 5-25-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. Don't have a cow, man! And if this topic turns out to be true they -- what the fuck?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

See, biped? That's what happens when you forget to take your medication.

FTC 36: She's in the Money by Gabu 5-25-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. I FOUND A PENNY ON THE SIDEWALK!!!!!!!

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Blue is the color of victory.

FTC 36: Most of my comics have to do with Hitler Wonder why? by JESUSSANDWICH 5-26-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. In related news Hitler did it for the chicks.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

FTC 36: Aprankalypse by MikeyG 5-26-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Yes, Channel Juan News has recently discovered that our own news anchor, Mark Stark, is so incredibly bloody stupid that the world will take its own life in sympathy! You're such an asshole, Phil.

FTC 36: Aaaah, it's overrated anyway by MikeyG 5-26-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Thank you, Gertrude, I...just...realized I can't breathe.

FTC 36: Next, look for the wizard by MikeyG 5-26-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Thanks, you belligerent cunt. We've finally located Waldo, who is now living as a Data Entry Clerk in Hoboken. One question, though, where's the famous shirt? I had to ditch it after Target sued me.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FTC #36: Makeup malfunction by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 5-26-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. His foundation doesn't match his skin tone at all.

FTC #36: I can't believe someone didn't take this one yet... by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 5-26-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Wait. Can you say "Ooh, yes Bob" again?

FTC 36: Ta-ta to Tabloid Trash by Gabu 5-26-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Actually, I fired the reporter because everyone hated his retarded stories. You're both fired too.

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Blue is the color of victory.

FTC 36: Fucked Update by biped 5-27-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. ...I told you before, fifty bucks! And that's final! Well, would you at least play with it for twenty? I -- huh? We're on? Um...SALLY, I'm here with the world's LEADING EXPERT on global warming...!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 36 : Like A Rolling Stone by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 5-28-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Amazing Stuff Sally. Im live on the scene with Bob Dylan, who today said something Intelligible. Bob , whats up with that? Neednt Noo?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

FTC 36: Cool reason? by lukket 5-31-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. I've flown to Greenland and I'm now approaching one of the locals. Hello! Do you believe in global warming? Yes, please!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Bombshell by qwertyuio 6-03-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. *technical difficulties* Wow! I'd like to thank the president for having the courage to admit that. I'm still in shock.

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

FTC 36: The Horror by Gabu 6-03-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Hey, today's "Family Circus" was actually pretty good.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Judging will be tomorrow or saturday depending on the amount of time available to me on tomorrow.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Channel 6's award-winning 9-11 coverage by qwertyuio 6-04-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. It's raining men. Hallelujah it's raining men. He just jumped off a building you fucking prick!

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

Coked up by qwertyuio 6-04-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Won't you take me to...FUNKAYTOWWWN!! tard

media manipulation by qwertyuio 6-04-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Thanks Tina, I have just found out that I am a little girl with a sweaty vagina. Also Hayley Howard can screw all the dumb jocks she wants, because Rick Ericsson is completely over her.