I say things like "you put the whore in horrible" or "you put the ass in astrologist" or "you put the fist in fistula" (see below) all the time. Now you must create your own comic using the same device as a punchline.

Multiple entries and series are okay as long as each strip has a rules-compliant punchline.

Make it funny & creative, just don't put the boy in Boinky since he's not legal yet.

Judging is Sunday night.

Check Your Cavities by choadwarrior 7-05-03

You must see some nasty stuff as a nurse. Oh my god! Yesterday, I had this patient who had all kinds of bed sores... I had to pack an open cavity that went from the base of his spine into his bowels. You have the best job...You put the "fist" in "fistula!"

CC 246: Cowboy Constants by BigEvilDan 5-25-04

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Shut up already. You tell me that story every fucking day. And every day you laugh at it. I guess I just need a change. *sigh* We are kind of in a rut, aren't we? We put the rote in rotor turbine.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC 246: Collect All 43, Trade Them With Your Friends by kaufman 5-25-04

#23: 1891 You served the president rabbit stew? He's allergic! If he doesn't survive, you'll live on in infamy ... I know, I know, as the person who put the hare in Harrison. #37: 1970 I'm ready to meet with the NBA champions. Where are they, and why do I feel this pressure in my rectum? Psssst, John, shall we tell him that Haldeman put the Knicks in Nixon? #4: 1813 My fellow Americans: We are engaged in a deadly war with the British. But all I have to say is, What? Me Worry? Where's the speechwriter who put the Mad in Madison?

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CC 246: N'Stynct by biped 5-25-04

Hey Justin, I just found this dope new track that we can lay down for our fly new CD, Holmes! Yo, dis shizzle is whizzle, my dizzle! Where the fizzle did you find dis Weinerschnizzel? You're not gonna believe it, but this non-stop-hip, tip-top new hip-hop pop hit came out of Hitler's ass! HITLER'S ASS? For rizzle, mah dizzle? Wut up wit dat, yo? Werd! He just ate a CD player and a dictionary, and shit a hit tune! DAMN, Lance my man! This puts the "hizzle" in "Hizztler's assizzle"!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 246: Psychological Silliness by Gabu 5-25-04

Eureka! Tell the press! I've successfully analyzed the ENTIRE HUMAN BRAIN!! Yes! Yes, you heard me correctly! So you really know everything about the entire human brain now? Nope, but I sure do put the "psyche" in "psychology"! HAHAHAHAHA!

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Blue is the color of victory.

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Did I Do This Right? by Matchbook_Romance 5-25-04

So how did your date with Philis go last night? Well... And this is why I always have my shield near my crotch. Would you like a closer look? I guess you really put the choad in the warrior. Yep.

Sorry, Matchy, you didn't. The submissions above you got it correct.

Oh, and there is a supersecret punchline that will guarantee a win--I'm giggling to myself just thinking about it.

Match may not have gotten it right, but he got it funny.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 246: My Sharon, Uh by umfumdisi 5-25-04

Howdy, kaufman, whatcha been up to? I've written a play about a band that writes a hit song and decides to tour 365 cities in 365 days. Of course, by the end, the band is very tired--exhausted even. Sounds interesting. I'm sure you'll come up with the right band. You seem to have a special talent for that sort of thing. Umfum, that's it! Don't tell me.... You're going to put The Knack in "Knackered?"

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 246: Frank In Stein by biped 5-26-04

GRRRR!!! RAAAR!!! HELP! FRANKENSTEIN'S AFTER ME! HEELLP!!! You know, you could run a lot faster if you'd lose some weight. You've really let yourself go, tubby. WOW! You really put the "Frank" in "Frankenstein"!

CC 246: Franken Stein by biped 5-26-04

GRRRR!!! RAAAR!!! HELP! FRANKENSTEIN'S AFTER ME! HEELLP!!! Yeah, and not only that -- but I think Rush Limbaugh is a big, fat idiot. WOW! You really put the "Franken" in "Frankenstein"!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 246: Frankenfurter by biped 5-26-04

I've had gay sex with Frankenstein over a hundred times. WOW! You really put the "Frank" in "Frankenstein"!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Casablanca 2: The Sequel by kaufman 5-26-04

Thank goodness I found you, Sam. I need to talk to Rick. I need to tell him I'm getting a divorce from Victor. I'm sorry, Miss Ilsa. Rick is on vacation in China right now. Mister want ridey-ridey, real cheap? Of all the taxi joints in all the towns in the world, I walk into this one. Here's looking at you, kid. I put the Rick in rickshaw!

and by popular demand:

Collect All 43: Trade Them With Your Friends by kaufman 5-26-04

#29: 1923 Dr. Barnard! What are you doing here? I'm here to put the heart in Harding. #31: 1931 Come quick! The president is smashing the White House drum kit! Oh gosh. Do you know who put the Who in Hoover? #6: 1825 I'm the fertility doctor. Great. They're waiting for you to put the quints in Quincy Adams.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"You BASTARD."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 246: Sod this! by Bazilla 5-26-04

So there I was, anally raping this chick, right. And then, I noticed her purse was full of money, so I stole all that, too. Then I kicked her in the face and slapped her around a bit. Woah. You put the "sod" in "sodomy".

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Nazi Weddings by possums 5-26-04

What's going on here? My wife, Geraldine Kikekiller, and I, Johnson Niggerslayer, are getting married! May I say a word to the bride? Sure. You put the aryan in marryin'!

Tax Cuts For da Wealty, Mon! by possums 5-26-04

Hi the- Vote Boosh in 2004, mon! What are you, a Jamaican conservative? Ya, mon. You betta balieve it! You put the mon in war monger!

i'll bet i got the secret punchline!

Contest 246: Hippopotomonstrosesquipidelianism by habnem 5-26-04

Hey, I just got back from Mt. Etna. It was pretty cool, but I think I got some silica in my lungs. In the name of all that is holy, take that back right now. Fine. I have no choice. You really put the 'volcano' in 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!"

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

CC 246: Pizz-a Off by biped 5-26-04

Welcome. I'm-a hope you enjoy our-a new pizza parlor. I'm sure I will. My name's Ralph -- what's yours? My name-a Pete Farelli. My partner's name-a Pete Venitucci. And-a now...da punch-a line. WOW! You guys really put the "Pete's" in "pizza"!

CC 246: I Saw What-a You Did by biped 5-26-04

Atsa-matta you? You no like-a da pizza? My sausage pizza has little bits of metal in it. Sure. I cut up-a de pig myself. Hacksaw's a-no good -- it come apart. Here come another punch-a line. Wait for it... Oh. Well, it looks like you really put the "saw" in "sausage."

CC 246: Bye Lingual by biped 5-26-04

Hey lady, you look like-a something bothering-a you. Well, my linguini tasted awfully funny. I make it-a fresh today myself. You no like, you can-a get outta my place. Why...that's not a very nice thing to say. It's-a okay, I'm-a just set-a you up for another punch-a line. Well, young man, it certainly seems as though you put the "weenie" in "linguini."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC-not a bilal and korfeg comic by xxausrottenxx 5-26-04

i got a paper cut on my penis howd you get that fucking books, how else? i guess you really put the dick in dictionary

i dont know if this is a legit entry but..

CC-the pun isher by xxausrottenxx 5-26-04

*cough* you put the c... fuck off

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CC #246: :O by boinky33 5-27-04

Your comics have been going down hill lately. What's wrong with you? Where's the funny, huh? You should just give up! You're just lame now! Give up! Hoppy & George sucks! You put the "Shut the fuck up" in "Shut the fuck up, you cunt!"

That Musting a Bit by smamurai 5-27-04

Why are you naked Mr. Lovett? I guess you could say that I put the 'Lyle' into 'barely legal'. But why put vaseline there? It has also been said of me that I put the 'leg' into 'barely legal'. And you are? I'm Barley the dyslexic horse.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

CC 246 - Based on old IRC convos by MikeyG 5-27-04

Hey there MikeyG. What's up? Nothing, I was just talking about gay buttsex. I'm not a fan of stuff up my ass. Well, do you mind putting things in other people's asses? Let me put it this way: I put the 'rear' in 'choadwarrior'.

CC 246 - Bosom Biddies by MikeyG 5-27-04

Hey there, wanna see my boobs? What? Awfully forward, aren't you? Listen, asshole, do you want to see my fucking boobs or not??!!?? Can't I at least think about it? My boobs are too good for the likes of you anyway, fuckface. You really put the 'tit' in attitude, don't you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

First Joo Take-a da Setup, den Joo Take-a Da Punchline! by possums 5-27-04

First you take-a da biscuit... den you take-a da bang bang! A donut! You put the dish in Swedish! Bork, bork, bork!

AAAAAAGH by possums 5-27-04

Two of hearts, two hearts that feel the same, ai ai... You put the ace in bass!

CC 246: Judgin is Sunday night, or so he says by Zegota 5-27-04

There, that's enough work for today. I'm halfway through the letter D now Yup, today I've put the dick in dictionary.