Well, it's time to end the suspense and judge this sucka.
Since there's a distinct lack of entries for this contest, there will be an equally distinct lack of awards handed out. There's no Psychic Award because I didn't even think of a punchline when I made the template.
The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: umfumdisi
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 38: dcom went too far']
"Damn those SC members!"
Most Sexual

Goes to: maddog00
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 38: Now that's more important']
Mastubation humor may be a little cliched, but I laughed regardless.
Best Title

Goes to: biped
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 38: What A Weanie']
Very punny.
The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: kaufman
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 38: How it Happened']
Are the Asian Girls considered an inside joke? Doesn't matter I suppose, it was good anyways.
Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: AtheistDiary
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 38 - That's Our Silly Brad!']
Completely gross and sick, but anal wart humor is always funny.
Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: Gabu
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 38: Mafia Misconception']
That guy better watch it, or he'll be sleepin' with the fishsticks.
Creativity Award

Goes to: smamurai
For the Comic: [ Posted comic does not exist ]
I really liked the premise of murdering someone for their game console. Nice.
Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: biped
For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 38: What A Weanie']
Great title, good punchline, just goody-good-goodness all the way around.
Congrats, biped...#39 is all yours.
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