Welcome to FTC #38!

Rules
Awards List

Last panel is blank, do whatever you want with it.

You MAY use whatever characters you like for the last panel

You MAY use different backgrounds for the last panel

You MAY use different poses

You MAY flip direction of characters

You MAY use replace characters with objects in the props directory

Additional rules :

No Photoshopped entries.
Max 5 entries per user.

The template:

FTC #38 Template by niteowl 6-25-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of...

Judging in about a week, subject to change.

GO!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC 38: Crappily Ever After by biped 6-25-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... You got back just in time, my dear! It's almost midnight! Oh, I felt so PRETTY, Fairy Godmother! And...and I think he really LIKED me, too!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 38: Mafia Misconception by Gabu 6-26-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... I thought you said that this was a Mafia job. Shut up and sell the fucking fries.

FTC 38: Can-did Camera by Gabu 6-26-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... 50 minutes later, in the bathroom... God damnit, this is the last time I eat five entire bars of cheese on a dare.

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Blue is the color of victory.

FTC 38: dcom went too far by umfumdisi 6-27-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... Banned!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

FTC 38: What A Weanie by biped 6-30-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... Me hungry, Mommy. Damn it, Brad! You're going to have to be weaned sooner or later!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 38: How it Happened by kaufman 6-30-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... "Let there be light."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

FTC 38: Bidness by maddog00 7-02-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... 3 hours later I thought you had important business to take care of. I lied.

FTC 38: Now that's more important by maddog00 7-02-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... *thwap-thwap-thwap*

Risky Business by yourdogsmom17 7-02-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... Alright, here he is. MWUAHAHA HELPLESS INFIDEL

In 12-16 hours I'll judge and finally put this thing out of its misery, so get those last minute entries in!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

FTC-There's something queer amidst by xxausrottenxx 7-02-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... gotta take a shit? something like that

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xx( o Y o. )xx

FTC 38 - That's Our Silly Brad! by AtheistDiary 7-02-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... Herpes again? No, anal worts this time.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

BTW, if in the HIGHLY unlikely chance I should win and get to host, please pass the duties to the next in line. ^_^

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Im not even gonna atempt this one. Man between biped and maddog00 that shit is hilarious.

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Get Your War On

I'm hoping my joke about the judge and his girlfriend will earn me brownie points.

Either that or spawn a witch hunt...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

He he. Golden snatch. Im almost afraid to ask what the chamber of secrets is.

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Get Your War On

Her ear canal filled with "golden" wax.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Well, it's time to end the suspense and judge this sucka.

Since there's a distinct lack of entries for this contest, there will be an equally distinct lack of awards handed out. There's no Psychic Award because I didn't even think of a punchline when I made the template.

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: umfumdisi

For the Comic:

FTC 38: dcom went too far by umfumdisi 6-27-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... Banned!

"Damn those SC members!"

Most Sexual

Goes to: maddog00

For the Comic:

FTC 38: Now that's more important by maddog00 7-02-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... *thwap-thwap-thwap*

Mastubation humor may be a little cliched, but I laughed regardless.

Best Title

Goes to: biped

For the Comic:

FTC 38: What A Weanie by biped 6-30-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... Me hungry, Mommy. Damn it, Brad! You're going to have to be weaned sooner or later!

Very punny.

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: kaufman

For the Comic:

FTC 38: How it Happened by kaufman 6-30-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... "Let there be light."

Are the Asian Girls considered an inside joke? Doesn't matter I suppose, it was good anyways.

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic:

FTC 38 - That's Our Silly Brad! by AtheistDiary 7-02-04

Is this a great game or what? Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon. You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go? I've got some important business to take care of... Herpes again? No, anal worts this time.

Completely gross and sick, but anal wart humor is always funny.

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: Gabu

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 38: Mafia Misconception']
That guy better watch it, or he'll be sleepin' with the fishsticks.

Creativity Award

Goes to: smamurai

For the Comic: [ Posted comic does not exist ]
I really liked the premise of murdering someone for their game console. Nice.

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: biped

For the Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 38: What A Weanie']
Great title, good punchline, just goody-good-goodness all the way around.

Congrats, biped...#39 is all yours.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Thanks, niteowl! Words can't convey how thrilled I am to be chosen as the winner, so I hope this picture will suffice:

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.